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  • Gerco
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 2052

    #1

    Tried tongue today....

    Well, I tried to eat tongue today. Unfortunately it was my own... I bit the crap out of it. Damn this hurts like crazy! Actually bit a chuck off the side and saw stars. I can't believe I did it, at 40 years old, this is the first time I have ever really bit my tongue this bad, its been bleeding for the last 3 hours. I have been putting ambisol on it.
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  • Persius
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11779

    #2
    damn that sucks.... put some salt on it... lol jk not sure what will happen

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    • Scott McD
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      • Nov 2002
      • 67798

      #3
      That can't be good.

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      • J. Falcon
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        • May 2006
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        #4
        Shit happens.
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        • DirtyProfits
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          • May 2005
          • 1885

          #5
          Take a Viagra and go masturbate to forget the pain

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          • D Ghost
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            • May 2006
            • 9820

            #6
            thought you were gonna say cow tongue

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            • bobby666
              boots are my religion
              • Nov 2005
              • 21765

              #7
              rule 1#: never eat your own tongue
              rule 2# cow tongues are better

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              • Topher49er
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                • Jun 2007
                • 410

                #8
                ouch...hope you feel better...

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                • AdPatron
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 17706

                  #9
                  Sounds painful!!

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                  • Spunky
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                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133986

                    #10
                    I usually do that to my lower lip all the time..hurts like hell

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                    • tranza
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 57559

                      #11
                      Damn man, that sucks!

                      I don't remember the last time I bit my tongue actually.
                      I'm just a newbie.

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                      • chelo - adultcopywriters
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                        • Feb 2008
                        • 775

                        #12
                        Sorry for you man! I'm sure it will get bigger due to the inflammation, beware not to bite it again now that it's bigger. That happened to me once and it hurts more than the first time.

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                        • Gerco
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                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2052

                          #13
                          Eating supper tonight was an adventure in pain... Arg... hopefully it will be better by the time I wake up
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                          • viencarl
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                            • May 2007
                            • 4234

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Topher49er
                            ouch...hope you feel better...

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                            • munki
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                              • Dec 2004
                              • 13393

                              #15
                              ACkkk no fun

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                              • rowan
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 17393

                                #16
                                I have a habit of whacking my teeth together in my sleep, or perhaps as I'm just coming out of it. It's not a natural open/close motion either, it's like the top part of my jaw is offset sideways so the front of my teeth on one row hit the back of another. One of these days I'm going to end up doing some real damage.

                                Back to the original prob, I knew a guy in high school who cut off a part of his tongue for a dare.

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                                • NinjaSteve
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 11089

                                  #17
                                  If it's still bleeding maybe there's a chance you need stitches? You could visit the doctor or get your own sewing kit from Walgreens and do it up yourself.
                                  ...

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                                  • EuroRev_Stacey
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                                    • Dec 2007
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                                    #18
                                    Ohh, that really hurts, maybe an ice could help!
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                                    • Jens Van Assterdam
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                                      • Feb 2008
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                                      #19
                                      ouch that must have hurt
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                                      • TimCase
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                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 123

                                        #20
                                        I hate it when I bite my tongue.

                                        And I won't eat cow tongue -- I don't want to taste something that might be tasting me back at the same time.
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                                        • cthulhu_waves
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                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 1966

                                          #21
                                          that suck dude very painful
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                                          • MichelleB
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                                            • Aug 2007
                                            • 1146

                                            #22
                                            Sorry to here that. I hate it when that happens, but I don't think I've bitten mine that bad. Ouch!

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                                            • Fap
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                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 12094

                                              #23
                                              ouuuchhhhh that sucks man

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                                              • carol.prime
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                                                • Jul 2006
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                                                #24
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                                                • Michaelious
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 6720

                                                  #25
                                                  Take some pain killers and sleeping pills, lots of vitamins and sleep that pain away. Alternatively a few space cakes and a crate of whiskey.

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                                                  • payd2purv
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                                                    • Jan 2008
                                                    • 2727

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Gerco
                                                    Well, I tried to eat tongue today. Unfortunately it was my own... I bit the crap out of it. Damn this hurts like crazy! Actually bit a chuck off the side and saw stars. I can't believe I did it, at 40 years old, this is the first time I have ever really bit my tongue this bad, its been bleeding for the last 3 hours. I have been putting ambisol on it.
                                                    that's the fucking worst.

                                                    That is going to be bugging you for a few days.

                                                    I gargle with salt water to get the healing process started a lil faster.

                                                    Luckily the skin in your mouth is the fastest healing of any part of your body.

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                                                      #27
                                                      Ouch.. know the feeling
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                                                      • shekinah
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                                                        • May 2006
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                                                        #28
                                                        I feel for you man!

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                                                        • BobG
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                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 4274

                                                          #29
                                                          sucks man. but really, shredded, bbq'd or roasted cow tounge.... tender, juicy and delicious.

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                                                          • florin
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                                                            • Sep 2007
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                                                            #30
                                                            that sucks...

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                                                            • biskoppen
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                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Lots of accidents happens when people try to suck their own cock
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                                                              • KILL_FRENZY
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                                                                • Aug 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                that must have hurt

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