Can't get in da club?

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 03-26-2008, 06:34 AM

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**AssPirate** · 03-26-2008, 06:36 AM

hahaha...this is awesome...thanks for sharing...:D

**V_RocKs** · 03-26-2008, 07:55 AM

I used to do something similar... But I'd go in as security.

**chelo - adultcopywriters** · 03-26-2008, 08:13 PM

Excellent idea, definitely worthy to try it out!

**Spunky** · 03-26-2008, 08:23 PM

I would think that gay hoodie would give him away

**Eva PSC** · 03-26-2008, 08:36 PM

best one is what my bf uses:

Comes to a club, sees a big line up and hears from the doorman that he is not on the guest list. He then says: "okay, i need a booth with 4 bottles of Grey Goose and soft drinks". The doorman talks to his walkie talkie: "Get VIP 11 ready".

hehe

or

In Vegas, is being told that there are no more people accepted for some exclusive party - he then says "okay......but just so i know for the next time, do you guys serve Luis the 13 here??" Entrance is wide open

Or

Same Vegas, no parking for the event, no valet available either. He gives $100 to the valet guy and asks whether he will take care of his car.

best one that i used to use with my gf - "we are here for "insert drink name" promotion and we were told that if we tell our names at the door you will know".

**Fap** · 03-26-2008, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Eva PSC

best one is what my bf uses:

Comes to a club, sees a big line up and hears from the doorman that he is not on the guest list. He then says: "okay, i need a booth with 4 bottles of Grey Goose and soft drinks". The doorman talks to his walkie talkie: "Get VIP 11 ready".

hehe

or

In Vegas, is being told that there are no more people accepted for some exclusive party - he then says "okay......but just so i know for the next time, do you guys serve Luis the 13 here??" Entrance is wide open

Or

Same Vegas, no parking for the event, no valet available either. He gives $100 to the valet guy and asks whether he will take care of his car.

best one that i used to use with my gf - "we are here for "insert drink name" promotion and we were told that if we tell our names at the door you will know".

we get it.. your 'boyfriend' likes to spend money.. put a sock in it

**Eva PSC** · 03-26-2008, 08:43 PM

money does open all the doors, thats a fact

**Fap** · 03-26-2008, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by Eva PSC

money does open all the doors, thats a fact

eh.. depends where you go.. i can take you to some places ive been to in NYC where your boyfriend could blow all his pretty pennies on and not get in..

side note: i was more commenting on the fact you were kind of being obnoxious about throwing out money, sorry.

**Eva PSC** · 03-26-2008, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by banthis

eh.. depends where you go.. i can take you to some places ive been to in NYC where your boyfriend could blow all his pretty pennies on and not get in..

so what do you do there to get in?

DJ??

**emthree** · 03-26-2008, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by Eva PSC

money does open all the doors, thats a fact

Apparently it opens legs too.

**Fap** · 03-26-2008, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by Eva PSC

so what do you do there to get in?

DJ??

Well i certainly dont beg the doorman with money.. i usually know the DJ's who are DJing that night or i know club owners.

Originally posted by emthree

Apparently it opens legs too.

apparently

**AdPatron** · 03-26-2008, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by emthree

Apparently it opens legs too.

Can't get in da club?

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