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iMind · 03-24-2008, 07:08 PM

blah blah blah blah blah ..

She's just non stop today

halfpint · 03-24-2008, 07:13 PM

lol Iv had over 20 years of it now so it will only get worse

PornMogul · 03-24-2008, 07:15 PM

Not Married yet.....

raven1083 · 03-24-2008, 07:16 PM

that would be a pretty nice idea.

escorpio · 03-24-2008, 07:29 PM

When someone pisses me off I want to kill them, not me.

tony286 · 03-24-2008, 07:31 PM

sometimes especially during pms time.lol

iMind · 03-24-2008, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

When someone pisses me off I want to kill them, not me.

meh , too much work
At least with suicide someone else cleans the mess

Azoy? · 03-24-2008, 08:00 PM

unfortunately we all have to deal with it at one point or another in our life if we end up getting married

however ignoring her really works well at times

that or a bottle of JD

baddog · 03-24-2008, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind

blah blah blah blah blah ..

She's just non stop today

Suicide is for cowards. Take her out instead.

IllTestYourGirls · 03-24-2008, 08:06 PM

nope never. your wife must need therapy.

Xrated J · 03-24-2008, 08:10 PM

this thread title just made me crack up

SomeCreep · 03-24-2008, 08:12 PM

farkedup · 03-24-2008, 08:22 PM

isn't that what being married is all about?

iMind · 03-24-2008, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup

isn't that what being married is all about?

So I've been told.

Sometimes I feel like my father should've prepped me better

Took me out fishing and told me how life really is once ya grow older, guess he didn't wanna kill my spirit.

AdPatron · 03-24-2008, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind

So I've been told.

Sometimes I feel like my father should've prepped me better

Took me out fishing and told me how life really is once ya grow older, guess he didn't wanna kill my spirit.

He didnt wanna tell you so he could sit back and laugh at you going through it!

L-Pink · 03-24-2008, 08:38 PM

Not any more !

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Spunky · 03-24-2008, 08:39 PM

She says your weiner is too small

NosMo · 03-24-2008, 09:22 PM

For 7 fucking long ass years......But when I had the chance and the gun I didn't because I didn't want to explain to my daughter where Mommy went..........still hate the bitch.

NosMo

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 03-24-2008, 11:07 PM

I can't imagine choosing to live with someone who makes me want to blow holes in my head

Socks · 03-24-2008, 11:10 PM

Cheat on her, show her what she could be losing if she doesn't stfu!

It's a win win.

baddog · 03-24-2008, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind

So I've been told.

Sometimes I feel like my father should've prepped me better

Took me out fishing and told me how life really is once ya grow older, guess he didn't wanna kill my spirit.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him do the backstroke.

As a father we don't teach you all you need to know one day while fishing. I am sure that if he really took you fishing he was close enough to have been trying to teach you that stuff all your life.

You may have just missed it.

papill0n · 03-24-2008, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Suicide is for cowards. Take her out instead.

yeah murder is for heroes

Miguel T · 03-24-2008, 11:25 PM

No wife here...

Mr Pheer · 03-25-2008, 12:03 AM

do what i did... file a divorce

wont be long she'll be going blah blah blah to someone else

baddog · 03-25-2008, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

yeah murder is for heroes

Manslaughter is not murder.

NinjaSteve · 03-25-2008, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Suicide is for cowards. Take her out instead.

It might work better to just sell her to the circus.

baddog · 03-25-2008, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

It might work better to just sell her to the circus.

Depends on her skills.

Madame0120 · 03-25-2008, 03:37 AM

Hand her 100$ and drop her off at the Mall.

G-Rotica · 03-25-2008, 06:32 AM

Isn't that her job?

CaptainHowdy · 03-25-2008, 07:16 AM

Thanks for the heads up...

mrthumbs · 03-25-2008, 07:26 AM

just be nice for her.. when people annoy you it usually means they need attention

Twisted Dave · 03-25-2008, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Suicide is for cowards. Take her out instead.

Suicide is for cowards? What about killing a woman? Sounds pretty much like the same shit to me.

Naja-ram · 03-25-2008, 07:40 AM

slap her

Naja-ram · 03-25-2008, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave

Suicide is for cowards? What about killing a woman? Sounds pretty much like the same shit to me.

you'r a pussy
let me guess your gay

dynastoned · 03-25-2008, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave

Suicide is for cowards? What about killing a woman? Sounds pretty much like the same shit to me.

he was making a joke. have a sense of humor man.

JayDeeZee · 03-25-2008, 07:44 AM

Look man, it gets worse!

My wife is pregnant! If she isn't bitching, she's whining or crying.

At least you have the luxury of fantasizing about killing yourself or her.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 03-25-2008, 08:08 AM

With all the pissing and moaning most husbands do about their wife, they sound just like them (a wife).

I am truly surprised more guys don't shoot themselves the day after they've wedded.

tranza · 03-25-2008, 08:11 AM

I'm not married. So I don't have that problem.

2012 · 03-25-2008, 08:11 AM

just don't argue back. You can't win.
It will be less painful to just go into the other room and slam your head againts the wall a few times. Then take a nap. easy peazy

slapass · 03-25-2008, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

do what i did... file a divorce

wont be long she'll be going blah blah blah to someone else

This is why I love this board.

Twisted Dave · 03-25-2008, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naja-ram

you'r a pussy
let me guess your gay

Yes ... yes, you're right. I'm gay. That's why I said that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned

he was making a joke. have a sense of humor man.

No man ... I wasn't missing the joke ... I just don't find it that funny

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 03-25-2008, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave

Yes ... yes, you're right. I'm gay. That's why I said that.

No man ... I wasn't missing the joke ... I just don't find it that funny

what? you don't find jokes about murder funny? I'm pretty sure that's against GFY rules.

baddog · 03-25-2008, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naja-ram

you'r a pussy
let me guess your gay

PunchBunny Dave
Registered User

Location: United Kingdom

Did you even have to ask?

BradM · 03-25-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave

Yes ... yes, you're right. I'm gay. That's why I said that.

No man ... I wasn't missing the joke ... I just don't find it that funny

That's okay, I find the fact that you didn't find it funny very funny. So the world works in weird ways.

cykoe6 · 03-25-2008, 03:13 PM

Don't worry....that is what wives are for.

Perfect Andi · 03-25-2008, 03:16 PM

I'll always be the mistress. Why do women want to get married so badly? I blame Sex in the City.

Andy Servers4Less · 03-25-2008, 03:24 PM

Andi, I could use a mistress... Andi and Andy.. you think?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-25-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

With all the pissing and moaning most husbands do about their wife, they sound just like them (a wife).

I am truly surprised more guys don't shoot themselves the day after they've wedded.

bingo.. husbands are whiny bitches when they want to be. And the ones that whine on public message boards are the biggest cunts of all

Slappin Fish · 03-25-2008, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

PunchBunny Dave
Registered User

Location: United Kingdom

Did you even have to ask?

03-25-2008, 05:38 PM

Actually, no... I have fights with my wife, but I have fights with almost anybody I'm close to. It's human nature.

The way I look at it is like this: If I have to fight with anybody, who would I want it to be with? The answer is my wife, because the making up is great

No fights, no passion. If a person can anger you to the point where their opinion still matters to you, than you are still doing alright ;)

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shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Actually, no... I have fights with my wife, but I have fights with almost anybody I'm close to. It's human nature. The way I look at it is like this: If I have to fight with anybody, who would I want it to be with? The answer is my wife, because the making up is great No fights, no passion. If a person can anger you to the point where their opinion still matters to you, than you are still doing alright ;)