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Old 03-25-2008, 05:49 PM   #1
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ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a
loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:54 PM   #2
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That was awesome!!!
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Old 03-25-2008, 05:57 PM   #3
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I love those 'long setup' jokes.
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:09 PM   #4
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HAHAHA, good one!
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:18 PM   #5
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Excellent!Sending to my Catholic friend.
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:27 PM   #6
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good one txs
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Old 03-25-2008, 08:02 PM   #7
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I love those 'long setup' jokes.
i dont like em
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Old 03-25-2008, 08:19 PM   #8
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Old 03-25-2008, 08:22 PM   #9
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very funny , i sent it to my dad.
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Old 03-25-2008, 08:25 PM   #10
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:28 PM   #11
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:38 PM   #12
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nice one :-)
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:43 PM   #13
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 03-26-2008, 04:20 AM   #14
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lol!!!
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Old 03-26-2008, 04:31 AM   #15
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Great joke. Very funny.
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Old 03-26-2008, 05:31 AM   #16
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Old 03-26-2008, 07:48 AM   #17
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lol! father is now busted. hehe!
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Old 03-26-2008, 07:15 PM   #18
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Lol... good one
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ROFL.
excellent!
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Old 03-27-2008, 07:24 AM   #21
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Really fuuny, need to remember that one,
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Old 03-27-2008, 08:33 AM   #22
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Old 03-27-2008, 09:40 AM   #23
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hahaha, nice one
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Old 03-27-2008, 09:41 AM   #24
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that was really entertaining
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