Little lessons in life that you consistently forget?

**Chio** · 03-25-2008, 02:49 AM

i before e except after c

**Emil** · 03-25-2008, 03:55 AM

Always check with the torrentsites before you buy it.

**CaptainHowdy** · 03-25-2008, 06:19 AM

Always ask "When was your last Pap Smear?" ...

**evildick** · 03-25-2008, 06:24 AM

Don't order food at the strip bar.

**Paco, of Large Cash.** · 03-25-2008, 06:46 AM

Stop listening to the (little) voices in either of my heads.

**carol.prime** · 03-25-2008, 10:57 AM

I always forgot to bring an umbrella, every time I visit or go to some places.

**candyflip** · 03-25-2008, 10:58 AM

American Idol is on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, not Mondays and Wednesdays like I think every week.

**Scott McD** · 03-25-2008, 11:02 AM

Mine is more to do with gambling.

'Always go with my first instinct...'

**ADL Colin** · 03-25-2008, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by Chio

i before e except after c

weird.

.

**CDSmith** · 03-25-2008, 11:53 AM

Wow. Just two days ago I was thinking of a couple of little life lessons. You know, "never ---such and such --- when ---such and such----" type of stuff.

And today you post this thread, and I've forgotten them. :D

**CurrentlySober** · 03-25-2008, 11:58 AM

Not everyone else is as honest as I am...

Im too trusting...

**SexualDragon** · 03-25-2008, 11:59 AM

don't eat yellow snow
don't piss against the wind

**SexualDragon** · 03-25-2008, 12:01 PM

oops dble post

**Perfect Andi** · 03-25-2008, 12:04 PM

Never tell a man what I am really thinking...

**qxm** · 03-25-2008, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

- Don't ever even attempt a serious discussion of current events with somebody who reads The Sun newspaper everyday as their main source of news'.

this is actually a good one.......I sometimes find myself arguing with people whose primary source of news is "John Stewart" lol

...... and for those of you who are wondering who wins....I do...

**CDSmith** · 03-25-2008, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by qxm

this is actually a good one.......I sometimes find myself arguing with people whose primary source of news is "John Stewart" lol

...... and for those of you who are wondering who wins....I do...

Nevertheless, Jon Stewart rocks.

I don't think even he would advise anyone that his show be viewed as anyone's sole source for news though.

**Xniphobe** · 03-25-2008, 12:20 PM

I freakin' always forget not to eat ass on the first date.

**qxm** · 03-25-2008, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Nevertheless, Jon Stewart rocks.

I don't think even he would advise anyone that his show be viewed as anyone's sole source for news though.

Yeap, the guy is funny but Colbert is better IMHO.....

D · 03-25-2008, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Nevertheless, Jon Stewart rocks.

I don't think even he would advise anyone that his show be viewed as anyone's sole source for news though.

Speaking of lessons... that's something that Fox News could learn from Jon Stewart.

**GAMEFINEST** · 03-25-2008, 12:25 PM

child support sucks, wrap it up

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 03-25-2008, 12:28 PM

Fucken light switch to the garage.

No matter how fuckin hard I try I always some how leave it on:/

**NosMo** · 03-25-2008, 12:29 PM

not every one knows what mccarthyism is
even though he went to college.....and graduated.....

NosMo

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-25-2008, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by candyflip

American Idol is on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, not Mondays and Wednesdays like I think every week.

Unless you live in the UK when it is on on Thursday and Friday.

**Peaches** · 03-25-2008, 12:45 PM

You can never have too much toilet paper

**sniperwolf** · 03-25-2008, 01:25 PM

Don't play practical joke to a newly woke up person...

**majortom** · 03-25-2008, 02:05 PM

Never pet a dog on fire

**baddog** · 03-25-2008, 02:06 PM

If it has tits or wheels, it is going to cause you trouble.

**The Judge** · 03-25-2008, 02:13 PM

don't pee on an electric fence

**pornguy** · 03-25-2008, 02:23 PM

Never....

No.

Always.....

Women cloud the mind.

**morningstar** · 03-25-2008, 03:15 PM

Prepare to stop when approaching an intersection.

**tranza** · 03-25-2008, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by baddog

If it has tits or wheels, it is going to cause you trouble.

Lol, nice one...

**moeloubani** · 03-25-2008, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by baddog

If it has tits or wheels, it is going to cause you trouble.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-26-2008, 03:00 AM

Originally posted by morningstar

Prepare to stop when approaching an intersection.

I am learning to drive at the moment so that is one I have to keep pretty active in my mind.

**G.A.F** · 03-26-2008, 03:10 AM

I usually set the timer in the oven, put the food in it, but forget to set the temperature and, obviously, nothing gets cooked without heat.

**Gunni** · 03-26-2008, 03:13 AM

write a list before going food shopping, I always end up with a bunch of crap I didn't want and forget half of the things I went there for in the first place.

Actually I should write lists for everything, short term memory is not my strong thing...

**Gunni** · 03-26-2008, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by G.A.F

I usually set the timer in the oven, put the food in it, but forget to set the temperature and, obviously, nothing gets cooked without heat.

ah I do that all the time as well

**Iron Fist** · 03-26-2008, 05:12 AM

Originally posted by GAMEFINEST

child support sucks, wrap it up

Oh that's a painful lesson administered every month.

**bronco67** · 03-26-2008, 07:02 AM

never let em see you sweat. I thought about getting it tattooed to my wrist.

It's the one and only thing that has fucked me up big time more than once.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-27-2008, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by G.A.F

I usually set the timer in the oven, put the food in it, but forget to set the temperature and, obviously, nothing gets cooked without heat.

I do that with the washing machine. I will put the clothing and the detergent in and then forget to start it and wonder why my clothing isn't done an hour later.

**GrouchyAdmin** · 03-27-2008, 01:51 AM

No, you don't usually stop with one. Stop fucking drinking entirely, you idiot.

**Bdiddy** · 03-27-2008, 01:58 AM

- don't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach
- don't argue with people who have never researched the topic in question

**V_RocKs** · 03-27-2008, 02:24 AM

Wear a flannel shirt and a jacket so that your bitch girlfriend can have the jacket when she gets cold even after insisting she will be OK without a jacket.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-27-2008, 03:44 AM

Originally posted by V_RocKs

Wear a flannel shirt and a jacket so that your bitch girlfriend can have the jacket when she gets cold even after insisting she will be OK without a jacket.

The other lesson might be not going out with somebody you consider to be a bitch.

Little lessons in life that you consistently forget?

Little lessons in life that you consistently forget?

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