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  • TurboAngel
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    • Jun 2003
    • 30122

    #1

    Who has a black car?

    I had light cars all my life and got a black one and I think the birds seek it out to shit on it. Do you have the same prob?
  • GrouchyAdmin
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    • Apr 2006
    • 12085

    #2
    I have a black car. It seems to attract keys more than birds. Fucking savages in this town, I swear.

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    • munki
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      • Dec 2004
      • 13393

      #3
      The extra heat always bugged me as well.

      I've owned all white cars, with the exception of one black Mazda. The black car of course was always dirty, always had bird shit, (especially within minutes/hours of car wash), and was always much hotter during the summer.

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      • Dennis Rodman
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        • Jan 2005
        • 1060

        #4
        Originally posted by TurboAngel
        I had light cars all my life and got a black one and I think the birds seek it out to shit on it. Do you have the same prob?
        I only buy black cars. Yes, they indeed are a pin in the rump to keep clean. Any bit of pollen, or dust will require you to wash or rinse at least.

        What i do, is if the car is basically clean and the pollen count is high, I go outside and blast the car with a hose. Then I use a chamois and dry it and looks good as new. Saves you from washing the whole thing.

        Bird shit? lol, yup ya see it more on a black car than a white. I wonder why that is?

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        • woj
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          #5
          can't go wrong with a black car + tinted windows... looks real sharp... as long as you have time to wash it every other day
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          • SayWhut
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            • Jan 2008
            • 962

            #6
            Black cars make dents look more obvious as well as the black reflects more light than say ... white ....

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            • TurboAngel
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              • Jun 2003
              • 30122

              #7
              I should have asked before I got it huh?

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              • Shoehorn!
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                • Oct 2003
                • 22872

                #8
                Originally posted by TurboAngel
                I had light cars all my life and got a black one and I think the birds seek it out to shit on it. Do you have the same prob?
                No, but its a bitch keeping it clean. But well worth it when it is clean.

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                • Zuzana Designs
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 20899

                  #9
                  I have a black bmw and it may be NC cause I get a pile of bird shit on the mofo every damn day. Thank god for the little car wash here in Apex

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                  • Peaches
                    Old broad
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 13933

                    #10
                    Hate it, hate it, hate it. First and last black car EVER. The only reason I got it was because it was the only one on the lot wit the options I wanted and I've always said I didn't care about color. I was wrong.

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                    • The Judge
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                      • Jan 2006
                      • 1647

                      #11
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                      • tranza
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 57559

                        #12
                        I've never had a black car, but was thinking of getting one.

                        Nice insightful thread!

                        I'm just a newbie.

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                        • TurboAngel
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 30122

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                          I have a black bmw and it may be NC cause I get a pile of bird shit on the mofo every damn day. Thank god for the little car wash here in Apex
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                          • tiger
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                            • Apr 2002
                            • 6986

                            #14
                            Black is the best color for a car. Just a pain in the ass to keep clean.

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                            • jakethedog
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                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2497

                              #15
                              lol.. I love Black vehicles .. just bought my first black models and I really notice the difference .. every time i go to the car wash 90% of the people in line are black vehicles .. they sure get dirty quickly ..



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                              • DaddyHalbucks
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                                • Feb 2004
                                • 18975

                                #16
                                Try driving one on a wet dirt road --or on a salted highway in the winter.
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                                • D
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                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 7412

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SayWhut
                                  Black cars make dents look more obvious as well as the black reflects more light than say ... white ....
                                  Actually... black, by definition, absorbs all light... and reflects none. The same physics are involved in reasoning why black gets hotter... because whatever light energy gets past the protective coats is getting absorbed into the body of the car, heating it up.

                                  It might seem more reflective, however, because the light reflected by the gloss-coat doesn't have any other ambient light to compete with.

                                  It's probably also why it appears to get dirty easier... the eye's quick to pick out those specks that do reflect light toward it in a backdrop void of light.

                                  Personally, I've opted for tan, silver, red, and white vehicles so far in life... much easier to maintain when compared to black.
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                                  • WarChild
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                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 17263

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SayWhut
                                    Black cars make dents look more obvious as well as the black reflects more light than say ... white ....
                                    So it's your theory that the color black reflects more white than the color white? You might want to rethink that one.
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                                    • Elli
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 17991

                                      #19
                                      Mine is dark blue and almost as bad. So glad it's not black, though.

                                      There's a 350Z down the street that a guy parks outside but covers it with a car cover at night. What's weird is that it's SPOTLESS all the time. No swirls from rough washing, no pollen, no nothing. But we know he drives it every day. He must be completely OCD or coated that thing with something magical.
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                                      • Violetta
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                                        • Jul 2004
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                                        #20
                                        mine is white, but the birds still like to shit on it!
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                                        • Spunky
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133986

                                          #21
                                          Black cars look better in the shade

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                                          • Spunky
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                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133986

                                            #22
                                            Black cars look better in the shade

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                                            • baddog
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                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              I highly doubt birds target cars of a specific color.

                                              Personally, I have owned white cars and I have owned black cars. I will stick with the black.

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                                              • LauraLee
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                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 3821

                                                #24
                                                I have got one and yes, way too high maintenance.

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                                                • bobby666
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 21765

                                                  #25
                                                  i have a black cabrio, no problems with heat

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                                                  • After Shock Media
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                                                    • Mar 2001
                                                    • 35299

                                                    #26
                                                    I had a black car with a gawd damn tinted t-top to add to it. Then when I moved here and I experienced the summer heat which can and does go between 110-120 degree's F. Never ever ever fucking again. I know mythbusters did some show about exploding soda cans in a car. I knew they were off a bit just because I know damn well that one day on way back from some errands I swore I heard gun shots and felt warm liquid hitting me. Thought I was actually shot for a second until I realized that several cans of soda in a case where V shaped at the top and some others had actually popped open. There was no plastic covering. Anyways I was never able to get the soda splatter completely out of the car either. Plus I got like burnt real bad a few times when my leg would hit the chrome strip around the bottom or the door or my hand would touch the non covered portion of the chrome hand controls. Oh and it eventually started to oxidize the paint pretty quick with the heat.

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                                                    • Azoy?
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                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 2178

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                      I had light cars all my life and got a black one and I think the birds seek it out to shit on it. Do you have the same prob?
                                                      user to have a black car but then got rid of it to buy another black car so i guess the answer to your question is yes.
                                                      i love a black car when it's all clean but five minutes later you can see the smallest spot of dust on it

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                                                      • Sosa
                                                        In Tushy Land
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 40149

                                                        #28
                                                        black looks nice in my opinion. our new one is black

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                                                        • ADL Colin
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                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 11929

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                          No, but its a bitch keeping it clean. But well worth it when it is clean.
                                                          true that. can't imagine having anything but black cars. Maybe silver.


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                                                          • Peaches
                                                            Old broad
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 13933

                                                            #30
                                                            I have a black car and a white car sitting side by side. The black car gets washed 10X more than the white car. The white car always looks cleaner

                                                            Every single little scratch and ding shows.

                                                            I HATE MY BLACK CAR!!

                                                            (can you tell? ;) )

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                                                            • Lykos
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                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 31032

                                                              #31
                                                              I do not at the moment but i always loved them,more agresive and nicer

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                                                              • chelo - adultcopywriters
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                                                                • Feb 2008
                                                                • 775

                                                                #32
                                                                black is just the perfect color for a car, I totally agree on that one.

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                                                                • sniperwolf
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                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 17743

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'd love to have black car but it's a troublesome one...

                                                                  thus, it's carnapper prone!
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                                                                  • TurboAngel
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                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 30122

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                    I have a black car and a white car sitting side by side. The black car gets washed 10X more than the white car. The white car always looks cleaner

                                                                    Every single little scratch and ding shows.

                                                                    I HATE MY BLACK CAR!!

                                                                    (can you tell? ;) )

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                                                                    • aico
                                                                      Moo Moo Cow
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 14748

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Black cars always look dirty faster, dust on them is very visible, make imperfections and dents easier to see. Need to keep them really clean all the time, where as white cars can get pretty dirty before it's really noticeable.

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                                                                      • aico
                                                                        Moo Moo Cow
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 14748

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Elli
                                                                        Mine is dark blue and almost as bad. So glad it's not black, though.

                                                                        There's a 350Z down the street that a guy parks outside but covers it with a car cover at night. What's weird is that it's SPOTLESS all the time. No swirls from rough washing, no pollen, no nothing. But we know he drives it every day. He must be completely OCD or coated that thing with something magical.
                                                                        My friend had a black car and was totally anal too, he would cover it, and he also would wash it down with just a wet rag (no soap) every night, just to get the dust off. I had a dirt driveway at one of my houses and he would never drive down it, always park at the end and walk.

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                                                                        • Farang
                                                                          one sick puppy
                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                          • 11718

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I had a black Jeep with all tinted windows. It was looking great when clean.
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                                                                          • Minte
                                                                            Babemeister
                                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                                            • 7081

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I had an M3 that was my first black car.. It was terrible to keep looking great. I told myself I'll NEVER get another black car. And I had no desire to get a Mercedes until I was old(er)
                                                                            About a year ago,I stopped by the dealership and the guys there all know me.
                                                                            They had this brand new E55amg sitting there in the parking lot and my dealer suggested I take it for a ride.

                                                                            To make a long story short,I bought it on the spot so now I'm driving a black old mans car. I promised everyone that I wouldn't ever bitch again about trying to keep it clean..
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                                                                            • Vendzilla
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                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 23200

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I have my first black car, pain in the ass to keep clean, I have a silver pick up, I could go a couple months and not clean it and it would look the same
                                                                              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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                                                                              • Missy
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                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 1257

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I used to have a black car. It's now a washed-out gray on top and still black on the sides. The hot California sun baked the hell out of it.
                                                                                Yeah I know... it needs a paint job by now, but I will NOT go black again. It's a total bitch to keep clean.
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                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 51460

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Solution; keep it in a garage. Solves both the heat absorption and the birdshit problems.

                                                                                  Personally I've always believed that black and white were the two absolute WORST colors for cars. Both look horrible when the least bit of dirt gets on them. White I'm just not fond of at all anyway, and black has that heat absorption issue.

                                                                                  I'll never buy either color of vehicle.

                                                                                  My present ride is dark metalic green, and I love it.
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                                                                                  • Kard63
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                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                    • 8944

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I had 3. Sun faded the paint out on one pretty bad. Other than that it was all good.

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                                                                                    • Missy
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                      Solution; keep it in a garage. Solves both the heat absorption and the birdshit problems.
                                                                                      That's a great idea! I wish I had thought of that earlier. Looking back, I now realize that I should have brought my garage to work with me every day. Instead, I stupidly drove my car to the office and parked it in the lot where there was no shade for 10 hours a day. And to think... the perfect solution was right there in front of me the whole time!
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                                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                                        • 51460

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Missy
                                                                                        That's a great idea! I wish I had thought of that earlier. Looking back, I now realize that I should have brought my garage to work with me every day. Instead, I stupidly drove my car to the office and parked it in the lot where there was no shade for 10 hours a day. And to think... the perfect solution was right there in front of me the whole time!
                                                                                        We have a smartass in the house.

                                                                                        I hate to be the one to tell you this, but some cities actually have indoor parking garages. You can actually drive into them, and park, and pay as you leave.

                                                                                        Some of them (as in all) even let you pay by the month. :D


                                                                                        Of course I work from home, and I was probably thinking that a lot of people here do likewise. I may have assumed too much with that one though. If that's true then... oops.
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                                                                                        • tehHinjew
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by woj
                                                                                          can't go wrong with a black car + tinted windows... looks real sharp... as long as you have time to wash it every other day
                                                                                          exatly lol

                                                                                          lemme find a pic of my car lol

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                                                                                          • tehHinjew
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                                                                                            • Sep 2006
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            here is my bitch


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                                                                                            i dont have a recent pic of my car on this computer

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                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 13933

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                              Solution; keep it in a garage. Solves both the heat absorption and the birdshit problems.
                                                                                              There's a thought - just don't drive it anywhere! Why didn't I think of that?? *slapping head*

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                                                                                              • Missy
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                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 1257

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                We have a smartass in the house.

                                                                                                I hate to be the one to tell you this, but some cities actually have indoor parking garages. You can actually drive into them, and park, and pay as you leave.

                                                                                                Some of them (as in all) even let you pay by the month. :D


                                                                                                Of course I work from home, and I was probably thinking that a lot of people here do likewise. I may have assumed too much with that one though. If that's true then... oops.
                                                                                                Me? A smartass??? How dare you!

                                                                                                Actually, I'm lucky enough to work from home now, but I wasn't when I first moved to California. And unfortunately, I didn't work in the city, so no parking garages. Would have been nice though... would have saved me from having to get a new paint job. Temperatures that reach over 100 on a regular basis are never friendly to cars, no matter the color.
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                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 51460

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                  There's a thought - just don't drive it anywhere! Why didn't I think of that?? *slapping head*
                                                                                                  I make one comment and the smartasses come out of the damn woodwork left and right. *slaps head*

                                                                                                  No, not "don't drive it anywhere".... don't PARK it anywhere. Drive it all you want, just keep it in the garage.


                                                                                                  What I should have said was, the solution is just don't buy a black car. If you have one, sell it. Everyone I've known who has owned one now says they're the devil incarnate.

                                                                                                  But I'm a solution guy, so I've been thinking in those terms in the last few minutes and have come up with a few more ideas...

                                                                                                  What about those dashboard protector things? Made out of cardboard, you spread it across the inside of your windshield and it prevents the sun from melting your dashboard. Also, there's a little gadget out now that you can put in your side window and it has a fan in it that sucks the heat from the interior and blows it out, thus keeping your car cooler while it sits in the sun and bakes.

                                                                                                  Then there is always the car cover. Get a white one, pull it over your car every time you park it somewhere. :D
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                                                                                                  • TurboAngel
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                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                    Solution; keep it in a garage. Solves both the heat absorption and the birdshit problems.
                                                                                                    Next move I'll have one.


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