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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    This has been working for me

    When I meet a girl, I tell her "you don't want to know me, I am a sick fuck and I will corrupt you. Walk away right now."

    So far this has pretty much guaranteed that the girl says "oh, I am really wild too. I am more wild than you."

    Then you do the old "I don't believe you. Prove it."
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    • Dennis Rodman
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2005
      • 1060
      #2
      You smell like an Italian sub dude. Finish your schnapps and hit the rack.

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872
          #3
          Originally posted by Dennis Rodman
          You smell like an Italian sub dude. Finish your schnapps and hit the rack.

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            • Jens Van Assterdam
              The Dupre Pimp
              • Feb 2008
              • 6677
              #4
              Originally posted by Shoehorn!
              When I meet a girl, I tell her "you don't want to know me, I am a sick fuck and I will corrupt you. Walk away right now."

              So far this has pretty much guaranteed that the girl says "oh, I am really wild too. I am more wild than you."

              Then you do the old "I don't believe you. Prove it."
              Thats an old one..
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                • Antonio
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 14136
                  #5
                  yeah, but try that one after you get out of high school

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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Antonio
                      yeah, but try that one after you get out of high school
                      I'll have to wait a few years.

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                        • Domain Diva
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 10180
                          #7
                          I would reply ok weirdo fuck off !!!!!!!

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Claire.XXXBiz TV
                              I would reply ok weirdo fuck off !!!!!!!
                              Well, I say that after a rapport has been built, not right off the bat.

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                                • kmanrox
                                  aka K-Man
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 29295
                                  #9
                                  here in thailand, any thing you say out of your mouth works for ya
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                                    • Violetta
                                      Affiliate
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 28735
                                      #10
                                      post some pics!
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                                        • Malicious Biz
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 4575
                                          #11
                                          My best line is:

                                          "Your skin would make a lovely set of lamp shades... lotion?"

                                          Works like a charm... Chicks really dig us "bad boy, dangerous" types.

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