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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    Breaking News: Energizer Spokesbunny Arrested!

    The Energizer Bunny: Fluffy, pink, loved by millions. The national celebrity was arrested and jailed today; he facis a possible six months in jail and fines of up to $2000.
    Police have refused to release details on the case, other than to say that the popular icon has been charged with battery.
    http://dagwolf.com/?p=45
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • who
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2003
      • 19593
      #2
      Perhaps he was impersonating the Easter Bunny in order to get into little children's bedrooms?

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        • DjiXas
          So Fucking Banned
          • Sep 2007
          • 1108
          #3
          What? Too lazy to click on that link to find out more about this joke.

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            • Dagwolf
              President of Canada
              • Sep 2003
              • 23141
              #4
              Originally posted by DjiXas
              What? Too lazy to click on that link to find out more about this joke.

              Sorry, there is no more.

              CHARGED with BATTERY... Come on.
              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133986
                  #5
                  It's about time,don't know how he got away with it for as long as he has

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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141
                      #6
                      A computer geek is crossing the road when he sees a frog, which opens its mouth and starts talking.
                      "If you kiss me",says the frog, "I'll turn into a beautiful princess, stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want!:

                      The guy smiles, pick sup the frog, and puts it in his pocket.

                      "Did you hear me?" asks the frog, "A beautiful princess! For a week!"

                      "Listen," says the nerd, "I haven't got time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog? Now that's cool!!"
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                        • Zuzana Designs
                          All Your Design Needs
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 20896
                          #7
                          lolz ................

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                            • D Ghost
                              null
                              • May 2006
                              • 9820
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Spunky
                              It's about time,don't know how he got away with it for as long as he has
                              Hahhaa me either!

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                                • WarChild
                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 17263
                                  #9
                                  Your life is pretty empty isn't it?
                                  .

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                                    • bobby666
                                      boots are my religion
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 21765
                                      #10
                                      ok...now i go to sleep

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                                        • DjiXas
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 1108
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                          Sorry, there is no more.

                                          CHARGED with BATTERY... Come on.
                                          Ah, LOL,

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