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*ouch* Sarah Jessica Parker hurt by 'Unsexiest Woman Alive' title
i always liked her but father time isn't helping her - who would want to be a celeb in the Internet age - not fucking worth it.
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I guess you missed a part:
'Being voted unsexiest woman alive hurt so much', says Sarah Jessica Parker as she cries all the way to the bank
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she is a great actress and I have always liked her movies/tv, but she has never been all that attractive, in fact she is quite ugly IMO, makeup can only do so much
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I would not hit it
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Charlotte is the sexiest in Sex In the City...IMO
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reminds me of zach braff from scrubs, he always gets the hottest girls on the show, but I have not met one woman that actually finds him attactive
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Care to say again that make up can only do so much??? Yeah I know about photo shop as well, but show me a photo now days that has NOT been PS'd.
http://sinfulmagazine.com/category/s...essica-parker/
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that bitch is ugly.
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She's always had a bit of a horsey face, but so too has she always had a great body.
Her ass in several of her films looked fan-fucking-tastey.
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Kim Catrall - one of my friends dated her for years when she was younger.
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She always reminded me of an ugly poodle.
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she never was hot but chicks dig her.
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I never found her attractive, but that title only hurts regular looking women that read the article. If she's the ugliest woman alive... what does that make the average looking woman her age? Most would kill to look like her.
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Was never attractive in my book. She played the ugly geek perfectly on Square Pegs when she was younger. Shes uglier than ever, but I guess thats why she ended up with M Broderick.
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Shes always been ugly but she still had something that was sexy about her.
Looks like that is no longer the case. |
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I don't see how she gets roles. She isn't pretty and her acting is bland
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Faces like hers are why doggy-style was invented.
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Dudes, now if we were all honest, how many women so HOT have we ever fucked in our lives?
I know what will happen, now there will be every single PC overweight geek telling me how hot girlfriends they have and how their cocks can't get enough, BUT.. Here is my problem: That's nothing personal and I am not trying to attack anyone, I just get always a bit disturbed when I see men that are - well let's say adult, men that probably know how they are or aren't appealing to women, they probably got laid in their lives, they know what it takes and they probably realized already, that the new Sports Illustrated cover girl is not waiting for THEM... I am not talking about teenage kids measuring the length of their penises and talking about Salma Hayek all the time.. Always feeling like if we were in some fucking male version of Harpers' Bazaar or Cosmopolitan or something... Women are one of the best things in our lives, so let's shut the fuck up and show them a bit of respect. Let's get our minds and cocks together and focus on pleasing those, who are around instead of watching celebrities and talking bullshit like "oh she is not hot, I am shocked!"
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She's ugly.
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I'd fuck her for sure.
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Agreed, she is not that great but she OWNZ Renee Zelwiger (not that hard though)
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Well said! Also, I think you have to condmend JSP for not wasting her money on a nose job.. It's nice to see woman learning to be comfortable in their own skin. Whenever I see Dolly Parton I keep thinking how much work have you had?? It's a little creepy not seeing any wrinkles when you know she's gotta be 60+.
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Well said! Also, I think you have to condmend JSP for not wasting her money on a nose job.. It's nice to see women being comfortable in their own skin. Whenever I see Dolly Parton I keep thinking how much work have you had?? It's a little creepy not seeing any wrinkles when you know she's gotta be 60+.
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Do yo actually think she's prettier than Renee?
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Why the long face Sarah?
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Renee Zellweger is a far far FAR better actress than SJP.
Neither are runway model material. Both have a certain hotness about them, but it's of course a matter of opinion. Everyone on this thread proclaiming "she's ugly" obviously only date perfect 10's at all times.
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I'd hit it.... but only from behind.
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wow, comparing Renee Zellweger to Sarah Jessica Parker is like comparing Lyle Lovette to Steve Buscemi...sure they are both attractive in their own little ways, but overall, if they weren't famous, they would be below average in the pretty scale
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I LOVE Sex and the City and Carrie, but she kinda looks like a witch...especially since that movie where she was one!!!
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I never thought she was crazy hot or anything, but she has a certain exotic appeal for some reason.
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Her face was perfect for this movie:
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No I don't. But listen, moron, you don't need to date "10s" to be able to say she's ugly. She just is.
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what was the teen comedy movie she did where her dad was a hard ass and she wanted to stay out really late at a party or something ....... god i love the interweb - here it is on IMDB
from 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' (1987) "We made a deal when I was seven and a half and night life was 'The Muppet Show!'"
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My husband calls RZ "twitch". Can't stand the faces she makes. I've always liked SJP. She's no great beauty. Her best feature has always been wearing clothes well and occasionally good hair. Though her little boy with Matthew Broderick is absolutely adorable! |
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i like both her and Mathew Broderick - i hope they grow old together. Nice couple.
how can anybody not like Mathew Broderick - he'll forever be Ferris Bueller and War Games was great too.
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Only in the GFY realm, a place that's full of ultra tough sharp looking super rich guys that don't mess with anything once they sit on their hairy asses behind their keyboards waiting for a chance to get some virtual attention...
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I never really found her attractive
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If 9 people say the grass is green and 1 person says the gras is blue...shouldn't the 10th person think: maybe it is, but I like it blue. Now, you don't have to be a gardener to actually say the grass is green(yes, that is an analogy!). Anyone can see. But some people are colorblind.
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So why aren't we talking about the guys vying for the "unsexiest man alive" title? Where's the link to that article and all the chatter about how disgusting they look and we've never been able to figure out how they possibly made it in show business or why anybody would be a fan of theirs?
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Anybody remember Witchy-Poo on HR Puffenstuff? 2 degrees of separation
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did anyone ever think she was attractive? She's always been ugly IMO.
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FYI: I don't think SJP is pretty either, but she is "attractive" for some reason (except for that stupid voice of hers) and her face is expressive/has character which I think sets her apart.
I mean, hello -- she has a fucking wart on her face. Maybe it's her confidence that makes her sexy (which she IS or someone would never have bothered to write something like that). |
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