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Vendzilla · 03-19-2008, 08:43 AM

Semper fi !!!!!
Subject: Morning Briefing

The Commanding Officer of a regiment in the US Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff, and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to
get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how
much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure'? The XO (Executive Officer) chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. The Colonel's Aide, a Lieutenant, responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Private First Class who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess,
asked why? "Well, Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work involved,
the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent!

firecracker · 03-19-2008, 09:15 AM

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03-19-2008, 08:43 AM	#1
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	Morning Briefing Semper fi !!!!! Subject: Morning Briefing The Commanding Officer of a regiment in the US Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff, and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure'? The XO (Executive Officer) chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. The Colonel's Aide, a Lieutenant, responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Private First Class who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent! __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

03-19-2008, 09:15 AM	#2
firecracker Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sacramento ca Posts: 653	hi! I like the avatar idea, myself...