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Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:08 PM

taking bone's suggestion:

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Originally posted by boneprone
dude, you should make this get to know AMP public.
Have the questions and response here as an open forum!

bring it....

I'll answer for an hour. Not with the GFY Amp..... but rather as myself. Here in the forum.

pr0 · 10-09-2002, 06:10 PM

Do you truly love the cock, or just lust for it?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
Do you truly love the cock, or just lust for it?

I do, in fact, NOT love the cock.

Pete · 10-09-2002, 06:11 PM

Is it true you are firmly against porn?

10-09-2002, 06:11 PM

Will you ever marry me ?

^R3K^ · 10-09-2002, 06:12 PM

How do you like Hawaii?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by Pete
Is it true you are firmly against porn?

I actually have no opinion of porn..... porn is not a part of my daily life other than work, and I honestly couldn't care less if it lives or dies. Meaning, if porn was outlawed tomorrow, I wouldn't miss it.

pr0 · 10-09-2002, 06:13 PM

When are you going to fly me out to Maui & teach me how to do this web design thing?

Gary · 10-09-2002, 06:13 PM

Are you an alcoholic?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox
Will you ever marry me ?

No.

nocostporn · 10-09-2002, 06:14 PM

hm I guess we should start asking serious questions huh?

What got you into designing and THEN what you got into adult design?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by ^R3K^
How do you like Hawaii?

I love it.

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
When are you going to fly me out to Maui & teach me how to do this web design thing?

Probably never.

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Are you an alcoholic?

No.... and allow me to expand on that for a moment.

My old man WAS an alcoholic..... I know what it looks like. It ain't pretty. I'm a far cry from what he was.

pr0 · 10-09-2002, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Probably never.

Ohhh i see how it is

Thats ok fuck you cuz i got

10-09-2002, 06:18 PM

I would like to know if designer Amp is involved in any paysites himself. Or does he just do designz ?

steffie · 10-09-2002, 06:20 PM

Does your family know that you are involved with Porn (one way or the other) and if they do, what is their opinion about that?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
hm I guess we should start asking serious questions huh?

What got you into designing and THEN what you got into adult design?

My very first day on a computer (a 486 Packard Bell to be exact) I took right to *creating* things with MS Paint..... I just happened to be good at it. From there, I read every single thing I could on computers, DOS systems, web architecture, what makes a good advertisement and what doesn't, even went to school for commercial production...... I learned alot. When school was wrapping up, I started taking on some mainstream website work, and actually made some ridiculous fees doing it. Was in and out of it for several years. Played with Flash, had IT pros commending me.... all that shit. Was left with a decision at the beginning of the @Home/AT&T collapse.... was working for AT&T when it happened, and was faced with finding another 9 to 5 or trying my luck with adult... I tried adult.

It didn't come easy or fast. It was fully one year before I made any money at all.

and here we are.

FATPad · 10-09-2002, 06:22 PM

Would you rather die or put out the fire?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I would like to know if designer Amp is involved in any paysites himself. Or does he just do designz ?

I have been off and on..... currently, no. But that is subject to change at any given moment on any given day.

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by steffie
Does your family know that you are involved with Porn (one way or the other) and if they do, what is their opinion about that?

Yes. My entire family knows I am in porn. My immediate family (mom, brother, sister, etc...) doesn't care, but my cousins and whatnot seem to have gradually eliminated me from the family.

And I couldn't care less. I don't live for them.

galleryseek · 10-09-2002, 06:25 PM

Amp do you feel a sense of superiority because of your high amount of posts? I think its a psychological thing. how very interesting.

Sly_RJ · 10-09-2002, 06:25 PM

Are you too good for me to authorize my ICQ?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Would you rather die or put out the fire?

I'd throw some logs on the fire as I was dying.

SleazyDream · 10-09-2002, 06:26 PM

who is your hero?

theking · 10-09-2002, 06:28 PM

What unit were you with during the Gulf War?

NoCarrier · 10-09-2002, 06:28 PM

2 questions (am I allowed?)

1- Do you have time to make money with all that time spent on GFY?

2- Why Amputate your head? Why not Amputate your cock, or your tits.. or something funnier?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
Amp do you feel a sense of superiority because of your high amount of posts? I think its a psychological thing. how very interesting.

I have to keep in mind I said I would respond as myself and not as "Amp"....

Honestly, I don't think I would call it a sense of superiority, but maybe a sense of accomplishment is better.

There's something there, I won't deny it, but I couldn't say exactly what it is. Do I feel superior to anyone else posting on GFY? No... I don't. For real. There's no reason for me to. I'm no more important than anyone else. Probably less so in most cases.

BUT.... I can't deny there is something there..... and it's hard to explain..... you can't really know what it is to be *Poster Supreme* on the number 1 adult webmaster board in the world. You gotta be there to know. Yes.... it's weird. Bone know's the feeling. The rest of you probably never will. That's not a putdown, just fact. It IS weird. And one of the things that bugs me most is that people automatically label me as thinking I find myself superior for being here. Because I don't. It's a very unique position... indeed.... but superior? No.

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
who is your hero?

Clement Mok.

DrewKole · 10-09-2002, 06:33 PM

Can we make out in Vegas?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
What unit were you with during the Gulf War?

HHB Divarty 1st Infantry Division.

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
2 questions (am I allowed?)

1- Do you have time to make money with all that time spent on GFY?

Yes... it's marginal at best, but money isn't the be all end all for me. It never has been. I do take some serious bites in the ass in the money department, but I love GFY, and posting here is something I enjoy without any strings. It's worth it to me to sacrifice some business to be able to afford the opportunity to post here. Sounds like a line, but it's not. Ask Lensman.

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
2- Why Amputate your head? Why not Amputate your cock, or your tits.. or something funnier?

I got "Amputate Your Head" from an MSN chatroom on death metal.... I kept getting kicked out by several members, one of them was "Amputate Your Head". I eventually made peace with the guy, but he was 15 years old. I figured I could put the name to better use.

Houdini · 10-09-2002, 06:37 PM

How do you make those tiny grids on the top portion of http://www.realitysites.com?

satansbitch · 10-09-2002, 06:40 PM

Hi Amp, i just wanted to know if you have any new tattoo's?...and even if you don't.....would you post a pic anyway?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
Can we make out in Vegas?

Wouldn't count on it.

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Houdini
How do you make those tiny grids on the top portion of http://www.realitysites.com?

one line at a time. It's painstaking to say the least. That shit took weeks.

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by satansbitch
Hi Amp, i just wanted to know if you have any new tattoo's?...and even if you don't.....would you post a pic anyway?

nothing new since the last time I posted tat pics, because my main tat guy, Circle, has moved to the Big Island....

but here's the last pic of his unfinished work:

satansbitch · 10-09-2002, 06:44 PM

thanks Amp, your gorgeous.

SleazyDream · 10-09-2002, 06:46 PM

what happens when a tatoo goes over a hairy part of your body?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
what happens when a tatoo goes over a hairy part of your body?

As in, putting the ink in the skin? They shave you.
As in, later on? Hair grows over it.

SleazyDream · 10-09-2002, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

As in, putting the ink in the skin? They shave you.
As in, later on? Hair grows over it.

doesn't that take away from the tatoo? I though there're be something like lazer hair removal or something to protect the investment and show off the tatoo instead of just hair?

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

doesn't that take away from the tatoo? I though there're be something like lazer hair removal or something to protect the investment and show off the tatoo instead of just hair?

nope..... but a little known secret of us tattooed people is that if you slather on some lotion or sunblock or something like that, it smoothes down the hair to the skin and enhances the tat in great detail. But if you truly want to protect the investment, you'd keep it out of the sun forever. The sun is the worst thing you can do to a tat.

SleazyDream · 10-09-2002, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

The sun is the worst thing you can do to a tat.

vampires don't like the sun either I understand........

TeraBabes · 10-09-2002, 06:55 PM

Ok, here goes. 10 Questions off the top of my head:

1. Tell me about the ocean in Hawaii. I've never seen it, and I want to. A lot.
2. How long have you been surfing?
3. Do you scuba dive?
4. What is your first name?
5. How much money do you make per month, on average, from your design work?
6. When is the last time you had sex with a woman?
7. Will you be in Vegas in January?
8. What is your favorite movie/band/food? (3 questions, I know)
9. Honestly, and I do mean HONESTLY, what do you think of Trey Hickey?
10. Tell us something about yourself that we would be surprised to learn.

Feel free to skip any of those you want

Just the first stuff that popped into my head.

Naughty · 10-09-2002, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

one line at a time. It's painstaking to say the least. That shit took weeks.

hahahah, give the guy a break. That takes 10 seconds

At least tell him to buy a book or something

Kanoealoha · 10-09-2002, 06:57 PM

Whats your favorite local food?
and your thoughts on poi

hehe

-=HOAX=- · 10-09-2002, 07:00 PM

Hey Amp,

few questions...

1. Will you be in vegas?

2. Do you believe in life after death, god, mother earth, (insert spritual manifestation here)...

3. Briefly describe the most memorable formative experience you can recall immediately...

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
Ok, here goes. 10 Questions off the top of my head:

1. Tell me about the ocean in Hawaii. I've never seen it, and I want to. A lot.

the ocean is different depending on where you are. In Northern California, it'll freeze your ass. Here in Hawaii, the ocean owns. It's like bath water. Crystal clear and awesome. But respect it.... or it'll eat you for lunch.

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
2. How long have you been surfing?

I'm still very new at it, but I love it. I'm going to be taking a beginners windsurfing class probably this weekend. I always discounted windsurfing, but after watching it, it looks extremely fun. I probably won't ever go into kite-surfing though. I am not a pro surfer. But that's why I moved here. Because I love it and I have the rest of my life to master it and enjoy it.

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
3. Do you scuba dive?

I do not scube dive. I have some interest in it, but I have more interest in surfing right now, and I don't want to spread myself too thin. One thing at a time.

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
4. What is your first name?

Todd

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
5. How much money do you make per month, on average, from your design work?

Just design work, nothing else? Average: 10K

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
6. When is the last time you had sex with a woman?

Last night.

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
7. Will you be in Vegas in January?

No.

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
8. What is your favorite movie/band/food? (3 questions, I know)

Movie: Wow.... hard to say... there's so many good ones. Well, I've sat here for quite a while debating this question, and even though it's a cheesy movie, I have to say, "Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man" because of Mickey Rourke's character. He looked out for himself, took no shit, and fought his way through whatever resulted because of that. Fuck everyone. Be yourself. I like that. That's what I do.

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
9. Honestly, and I do mean HONESTLY, what do you think of Trey Hickey?

Trey Hickey? This is pure speculation but, I think he's probably a guy just like anyone else. He's made some bad decisions regarding his public image, but I imagine he's working the system the same as anyone else trying to make a buck however he can. I've spammed programs myself. Made some decent coin off it. It didn't last because of things beyond my control, and I opted for a more legit direction, but I can't fault him for the things he's doing. This is not an easy game to play. People get desperate. And people do what it takes. In that much, I give Trey credit for sticking with it, but I do think he could put his efforts toward a more productive means. I've done what Trey does. There's not really a future in it. I was lucky enough to see that one month into it. He's probablt not a bad guy..... I don't know for sure. Maybe he really does beat women, I don't know. But based on what I do know, he's not much different than anyone else.

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
10. Tell us something about yourself that we would be surprised to learn.

I've been married and divorced twice. I've been to jail for drugs, public intox, and beating the shit out of a guy. I have 3 kids, one is over 18. I'm a war vet. Ex-trucker. Drink beer. Not really much else to tell. Honestly. If there is something *shocking*, I can't think of it.

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Naughty

hahahah, give the guy a break. That takes 10 seconds

At least tell him to buy a book or something

Not the way I do it. I do that shit by hand. One line at a time.

And yes.... I mean it.

Amputate Your Head · 10-09-2002, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha
Whats your favorite local food?
and your thoughts on poi hehe

*Local food*.... Ono.

Poi? Sucks.

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