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Compdoctor · 03-13-2008, 08:50 AM

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.

"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.

But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.

Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"

Fap · 03-13-2008, 09:16 AM

too long for a joke that doesnt look that funny

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 03-13-2008, 09:18 AM

lol thats pretty good

AdPatron · 03-13-2008, 09:22 AM

Long...but t was funny! Thanks

pornguy · 03-13-2008, 09:26 AM

That made me laugh.

Satan · 03-13-2008, 09:36 AM

Thats a good one

Burnt Bacon · 03-13-2008, 09:40 AM

The Dad should learn to be more adventurous. :p

Mike Honcho · 03-13-2008, 10:10 AM

lol good one

sniperwolf · 03-13-2008, 10:36 AM

That was funny! now dad has to do the dishes...

martinsc · 03-13-2008, 11:42 AM

loverboy · 03-13-2008, 11:56 AM

Always a good one.

carol.prime · 03-13-2008, 12:45 PM

gave me chuckle. ;)

Spunky · 03-13-2008, 01:11 PM

Heh heh..I think Dad wanted the rump fuck

Fucksakes · 03-13-2008, 01:14 PM

haha, good one

sicone · 03-13-2008, 01:20 PM

KILL_FRENZY · 03-13-2008, 01:57 PM

funny

03-13-2008, 08:50 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Thursday's Joke Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

03-13-2008, 09:18 AM	#3
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03-13-2008, 09:16 AM	#2
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	too long for a joke that doesnt look that funny

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Burnt Bacon Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 211	The Dad should learn to be more adventurous. :p

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loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	Always a good one.

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Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	haha, good one

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