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NoCarrier · 10-09-2002, 07:39 PM

I was a web programmer.

ASP and Cold Fusion

For a wonderful company called Compuware (The CEO also owns the Carolina Hurricanes)

I was part of a major layoff plan.

I decided to start the porn business 2 months later, and after 1 year.. I am making more than with Compuware..

Fuck you Karmanos

XXXPaysiteDesign · 10-09-2002, 07:39 PM

I worked part time at a retirement home serving food for 2 years while I was in high school.. its the only job I've ever had other than the porn biz.

Squishy · 10-09-2002, 08:09 PM

15 years on the radio...worst career choice known to man.

the Shemp · 10-09-2002, 08:13 PM

industrial engineer,

shemp

bhutocracy · 10-09-2002, 08:33 PM

mainstream graphic and multimedia designer.. started doing this part-time in '99.. I'd hazard a guess I'd be about one person removed from anyone in the mainstream industry from sydney unless they were backyard guys... I know there are a few graphics guys here from that area - I wouldn't be surprised if I knew people they worked with.

HS-Trixxxia · 10-09-2002, 08:49 PM

Been working since I was 12, come to think of it, I started 21 years ago this month. DAMN!!
Convenience store
Garment Industry
Sales
Banker (most of my work life)
Presently- contact lens sales
& porn business

trailboss · 10-09-2002, 08:50 PM

What does "Before" Mean?
We still don't know what the word "is" means.

That's something all you liberals need to think about...

I remember being very young when I was born.

Then I joined the NAVY and became a SPOOK.

Now I just train horses on my palatial estate in the high desert of Nevada.

A wet brid never flys at nite.

Bobo · 10-09-2002, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy
15 years on the radio...worst career choice known to man.

Have you ever seen the Oliver Stone film, 'Talk Radio'?

That looks like the most exciting job to somebody from the outside!

I didn't have a gig before porn. I used to just drive around and sodomize male hitchikers.

azRCF · 10-09-2002, 09:00 PM

brane surjin

geejay · 10-09-2002, 10:18 PM

technical writer

thatdykeliz · 10-10-2002, 01:04 AM

Let' see...so far I've been:

-- fast food cashier
-- waitress in a shitty little honky-tonk bar
-- waitress in a shitty little diner
-- phone sex girl
-- telemarketer
-- mommy (still doing that job)

-- manicurist

cool1 · 10-10-2002, 01:09 AM

Freash Air Inspector

steffie · 10-10-2002, 01:20 AM

I was in Highschool

Damn I am in this way too long

GFED · 10-10-2002, 01:22 AM

I was a SysOp of a BBS... Toured the MPBA... Dropped out of college...

pink_in_the_middle · 10-10-2002, 01:24 AM

Before I started into the porn industry I was (and still am ) a mommy

I'm 23yrs. old and my parent don't know I smoke! lol I "quit" when I was 18 (so my mom thinks) and I don't want to put her down ...she's so proud of me lol

I've been in the business for a little over a year now and my parent still don't know. I think they have a clue,not sure though. Kelly's whole family knows...was not a good time

I think if my mom ever found out she'd be devistated,my dad would be kool about it though. He's all for porn...I wonder what he reaction will be when he opens his naughty neighbours mag and see's me ....

All my neighbours know (kelly's a blaber mouth) ,friends know.I just get ppl telling me I'm a slut sometimes and I want to ring their necks!!!

I tell them I only shoot by myself or with my hubby and they go into this whole "kids,respect yourself shit".

It's fucking irratiting!!!

SetTheWorldonFire · 10-10-2002, 01:26 AM

Let it out, im here

pink_in_the_middle · 10-10-2002, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
Let it out, im here

Seriously...what am I suppose to tell my kids I do for a living? I think my parent think I'm just a stay at home mom and Kelly brings in all the money from design jobs. They haven't said anything and I'm not about to ask.

I always think" what incase one of my kids friends father see's me in a mag or on the net". Then my kids will be bugged all the time because their mom is a "whore who sells herself for money". And you know what I do nothing wrong. I don't fuck other ppl (men or women). It's me and Kel,thats it.

I know most of the ppl don't think it's the way to go but it's honest money. We work hard just like ppl with "normal" jobs. And who the fuck are they to tell me what I can and can't do???

I'm an adult. If it wasn't for ppl like us what would they have to jack off to??
See they don't think about it that way,because porn is "wrong".
If ppl don't like me or think I'm a slut because of what I do them fuck them...who the hell needs to have ppl around you that would judge you without knowing you?

I don't ...

SetTheWorldonFire · 10-10-2002, 01:35 AM

I agree, *bowl*

NameCritic · 10-10-2002, 01:37 AM

I sold domain names to people, then whoaaaa. You mean I can use those to actually build websites? Cool.

eru · 10-10-2002, 01:57 AM

I played God -- but really I was a cashier.

galleryseek · 10-10-2002, 02:18 AM

hm, im only 19.. and i've never had a job.. the only thing i've ever done before i entered into the adult ind. is freelance mainstream design.

Voodoo · 10-10-2002, 02:50 AM

Burger King Cashier
Shoreline Ampetheater Cookie Cart Manager
Cake Decorator
Candy Store Clerk
Tower Records Employee
Freelance Artist/ Club Decorations
Krystal Burger Cashier/Cook
General Office Clerk
Schlotzky's Baker
Hardee's Biscuit Baker
Taco Bell Employee
McDonald's Employee
Clerk at Quantum Periferals
Dairy Queen Employee
Subway Sandwiches General Manager
Texaco Graveyard Clerk
Pizza Delivery
Process Server
Tattoo Flash Designer
Glass Blowing, Figurine Design
Coffee Shop Barista
Smart Drink Biz Owner
Graphics/T-Shirt Design Company
Temporary Employee
GEICO P&C Insurance Counselor
AT&T Supervisor
Postage Meter Sales
X10 Technical Support
Microbiology Lab Specimin Assessioning
Wireless Lan Consultant Services
Website Design Consultant
Verizon Wireless C/S
Telemarketing for Onvia.com
Tech Support for Real Player/Real Networks
Flash Design for Wireless Internet company

Been in the adult ind. for nearly 6 years.

Lane · 10-10-2002, 04:49 AM

i watched porn

bawdy · 10-10-2002, 05:10 AM

ive been in the mainstream multimedia/internet scene a long time, eg before quicktime came along i used to make interactive video discs... and cd-rom burners used to cost like AU$14k each

and before that i made tv commercials and corporate videos... when analog betacam-sp was king of the video world

these days i do a mix of that sort stuff as a freelance contractor... and doing the porn thing out of personal satisfaction

shawcutie · 10-10-2002, 08:32 AM

- technical recruiting
- man whore

vegasdude · 10-10-2002, 08:45 AM

ran a casino in muh backyard

reynold · 10-10-2002, 09:03 AM

I'm a medical student

Bobo · 10-10-2002, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz
Let' see...so far I've been:

-- fast food cashier
-- waitress in a shitty little honky-tonk bar
-- waitress in a shitty little diner
-- phone sex girl
-- telemarketer
-- mommy (still doing that job)
-- manicurist

You have a fucked up way of looking at things. What I saw was

--stiff working cash
--slut in a honky tonk bar
--slut in a diner
--slut whispering in dirty ears
--sales whore
--slut who got pregnant
--professional masturbator

stanton · 10-10-2002, 10:49 AM

jerk off

Calvinguy · 10-10-2002, 10:53 AM

Was a giggolo

yanik · 10-10-2002, 10:55 AM

I had no life

Pornwolf · 10-10-2002, 10:55 AM

Before porn!?

I guess I used to lust over Linda Carter as Wonder Woman and Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke. But I didn't know how to jerk off then so it didn't matter.

PaulSweet · 10-10-2002, 10:58 AM

stock market / venture capital

Plat · 10-10-2002, 11:04 AM

cooking steaks over a hot ass grill for 8hrs a day

ElvisManson · 10-10-2002, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
i was a drug dealer

I still have my Union Card.

Local 67345 Toronto

scoreman · 10-10-2002, 11:44 AM

Lawyer (Criminal Defense)

10-09-2002, 07:39 PM	#51
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I was a web programmer. ASP and Cold Fusion For a wonderful company called Compuware (The CEO also owns the Carolina Hurricanes) I was part of a major layoff plan. I decided to start the porn business 2 months later, and after 1 year.. I am making more than with Compuware.. Fuck you Karmanos __________________ Last edited by NoCarrier; 10-09-2002 at 07:40 PM..

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	mainstream graphic and multimedia designer.. started doing this part-time in '99.. I'd hazard a guess I'd be about one person removed from anyone in the mainstream industry from sydney unless they were backyard guys... I know there are a few graphics guys here from that area - I wouldn't be surprised if I knew people they worked with. Last edited by bhutocracy; 10-09-2002 at 08:34 PM..

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pink_in_the_middle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: O Canada Posts: 4,503	Before I started into the porn industry I was (and still am ) a mommy I'm 23yrs. old and my parent don't know I smoke! lol I "quit" when I was 18 (so my mom thinks) and I don't want to put her down ...she's so proud of me lol I've been in the business for a little over a year now and my parent still don't know. I think they have a clue,not sure though. Kelly's whole family knows...was not a good time I think if my mom ever found out she'd be devistated,my dad would be kool about it though. He's all for porn...I wonder what he reaction will be when he opens his naughty neighbours mag and see's me .... All my neighbours know (kelly's a blaber mouth) ,friends know.I just get ppl telling me I'm a slut sometimes and I want to ring their necks!!! I tell them I only shoot by myself or with my hubby and they go into this whole "kids,respect yourself shit". It's fucking irratiting!!! __________________ pinkysteph AT gmail DOT com I'm a native english speaker from Canada with a firm ass, excellent grammar and punctuation skills. If you're in need of text for your: blog, paysite galleries, DVD covers, image cropping, content purchasing, content insertion or anything else along these lines, please feel free to give me a shout. And I’m female to boot

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10-10-2002, 02:50 AM	#72
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