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Old 03-12-2008, 03:35 AM   #1
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Man hired stripper for dad's funeral

A Taiwanese man hired an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral.



The stripper danced in front of Cai Jinlai's coffin for more than ten minutes at the funeral in Taizhong town.

Son, Cai Ruigong, paid her more than £80 to dance in memory of his late father, reports United Daily News.

Cai Ruigong says he promised his father a stripper for his funeral if he lived beyond the age of 100.

Cai Jinlai passed away at the age of 103 after a three mile walk into town to vote. He was the oldest person in his village and had more than 100 descendants.

His son said his father was famous locally for his interest in strip clubs: "He would travel around the island with his friends to see these shows," he added.

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Old 03-12-2008, 03:46 AM   #2
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:46 AM   #3
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A promise is a promise. You shouldn't break it.
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Old 03-12-2008, 04:04 AM   #4
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Old 03-12-2008, 04:51 AM   #6
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:07 AM   #7
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:24 AM   #8
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Now that's a son...
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Old 03-13-2008, 12:36 AM   #9
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Old 03-13-2008, 01:45 AM   #10
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That is cool ! I am sure he had more than 100 decendants.
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:30 AM   #11
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he did make it to 103, why not
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:33 AM   #12
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There will be strippers at my funeral too one of these days.. the bad thing is they will all be the same age as me
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:49 AM   #13
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I was scrolling down to say, "now that's a good son."

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Old 03-13-2008, 02:55 AM   #14
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brilliant!

people with few friends could also do that to draw crowds to their funerals :D
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:40 AM   #15
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:53 AM   #16
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:16 AM   #17
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She looks beautiful, can you provide a clear one showing up her face?
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:16 AM   #18
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Old 03-13-2008, 06:28 AM   #19
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Old 03-13-2008, 06:37 AM   #20
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that's a classic send off
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Old 03-13-2008, 06:52 AM   #21
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Thats cruel... gets a stripper when he's dead!
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Old 03-13-2008, 06:55 AM   #22
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Old 03-13-2008, 06:57 AM   #24
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That's the kinda funeral I want when I check out----hope his son bought him a drink too!
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Old 03-13-2008, 07:58 AM   #25
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wonder how much she'd have to be tipped to break the rules with good ole dad
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Old 03-13-2008, 08:01 AM   #26
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atleast he made his promise...thats the very good thing...even though it is somewhat crazy for others...still he didn't break his promise...hahaha
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brilliant!

people with few friends could also do that to draw crowds to their funerals :D
First funeral with a cover charge?
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:28 AM   #29
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wow he really deserved it! good job to the son for keeping his promise
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:13 AM   #31
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I think it's cool, A girl who doesn't mind the oddity of it. A son who kept his promise. Plus the dad paid in ADVANCE so his son was not out anything to pay her. I like seeing someone go out with a bang. (so to speak)
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I love when people "think outside the box" ... they should drag him out of the coffin and parade him around the massage parlor like weekend at bernies
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Thank god it was strippers and not hookers he was interested in or this would have been a totally different funeral
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hahaha it's an odd idea but noted for the keeping of promise! lol

though... poor dad, he didn't see the stripper! lol
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Thats awesome, I want strippers at my funeral to.
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I bet rich will hire a stripper when he dies just to shock people..
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thats nuts!

but hey he was 103!!!!! he lived his life happily going around town watching the shows.. hehehehe ..

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