Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down? - GoFuckYourself.com

xentech · 03-12-2008, 05:06 AM

Standing up is clearly the way to go... I think its weird sitting down.

Violetta · 03-12-2008, 05:12 AM

I sitting down for the whole process...

kowalsky · 03-12-2008, 05:18 AM

In a middle position.

Iron Fist · 03-12-2008, 05:21 AM

This thread is serious business...

Webcam Guru · 03-12-2008, 05:23 AM

Do like me. Dont wipe your ass and save trees.

xentech · 03-12-2008, 05:27 AM

From long discussions with friends, the stand to sit ratio seems to be about 1:1... And kowalsky never heard of the middle response. Interesting..!

k0nr4d · 03-12-2008, 05:28 AM

I always stand for wiping. Too much potential to hit the water with poo in it with your hand otherwise.

Spunky · 03-12-2008, 06:13 AM

My toilet has a wand that shoots warm water on me bum

CurrentlySober · 03-12-2008, 06:21 AM

I dont...

I like poo...

It is my friend... I cry when it comes time to flush it away....

Just call me 'Krusty' the poo clown !

LauraLee · 03-12-2008, 06:25 AM

Sitting.

LauraLee · 03-12-2008, 06:27 AM

Sitting.

Holly · 03-12-2008, 07:23 AM

This must be some weird kind of guy thing, because I didn't know "standing" was even an option.

campimp · 03-12-2008, 07:26 AM

i used to stand...

but now i go with sitting... and then one courtesy wipe from a standing position

u-Bob · 03-12-2008, 07:27 AM

standing up....

Slick · 03-12-2008, 07:32 AM

For me, I ALWAYS stand when I whipe my ass. I guess that the big thing is that when I'm at home or at a hotel, I always sit on the site while doing my business, but when I'm anywhere else, like in public, I NEVER sit on the toilet, I just hover, so I guess it'd be impossible for me to sit while whipping my ass, ha ha.

One other question for you guys. Do you sit on a toilet while out in public ?? I think it'd totally nasty because many people shit on them throughout the day, including kids that use the toilets and usually piss all over the seats or get shit on the seats, I think it's germ infestation, ha ha. I even put a couple of layers of toilet paper in the toilet before I go, just to avoid splashing, ha ha.

It's really bad though because I have a 6 year old daughter and when I'm out with her, I have to take her to the bathroom and of course, she has to sit on the seat, so I have to run over, get some toilet paper and hit up the hand soap dispenser, then I actually wash the seat before I'll let her on it, ha ha ha.

lbc213 · 03-12-2008, 07:48 AM

Real men make their partners lick it clean. Toilet paper is for puffs and women.

Scott McD · 03-12-2008, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

This must be some weird kind of guy thing, because I didn't know "standing" was even an option.

I didn't know sitting was an option.

Seems impossible to me...

TheSenator · 03-12-2008, 07:54 AM

I take a shower after shitting.

Holly · 03-12-2008, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I didn't know sitting was an option.

Seems impossible to me...

Seriously?? Because that's exactly what I was thinking about standing.

WHY am I discussing this on the internet?

CurrentlySober · 03-12-2008, 08:13 AM

Handstanding

Scott McD · 03-12-2008, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Seriously?? Because that's exactly what I was thinking about standing.

WHY am I discussing this on the internet?

You stand. You wipe. You check.

When you are sitting down, it's harder to reach around, and you can't check the results...

Holly · 03-12-2008, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

You stand. You wipe. You check.

When you are sitting down, it's harder to reach around, and you can't check the results...

I don't understand the "harder to reach around sitting down" part. My hand reaches my ass in any position I'm in, no problem.

I could write more about this, but this is my 3rd post and that's about 3 posts past the quota of what you should ever mention on the internet, regarding this subject.

D · 03-12-2008, 08:22 AM

I used to stand and wipe.

But then I turned 6.

Your personal results may vary.

GAMEFINEST · 03-12-2008, 08:38 AM

its a private thing ..

videosc · 03-12-2008, 08:39 AM

For those of you who sit: do you reach between your legs, past your dick and under? Or do you reach around your back? Both ways seem uncomfortable to me.

I'm also a middle wiper... I squat up about half way and reach around to wipe.

carol.prime · 03-12-2008, 08:43 AM

i used to clean and wipe it while sitting. that's the convenient position for me. lol

Fucksakes · 03-12-2008, 08:51 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YUmi6n9GNvw

Sosa · 03-12-2008, 08:53 AM

sitting, standing would make my shit stick together even more!

Scott McD · 03-12-2008, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by videosc

For those of you who sit: do you reach between your legs, past your dick and under? Or do you reach around your back? Both ways seem uncomfortable to me.

My point exactly...

2012 · 03-12-2008, 09:16 AM

the REAL question is ... do you look at the toilet paper after you wipe? ...

D · 03-12-2008, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly

the REAL question is ... do you look at the toilet paper after you wipe? ...

Of course.

How else will you know you're done?

How else will you know how to best fold it in half? (and if you're not folding, you're simply wasting toilet paper)

Fap · 03-12-2008, 09:44 AM

I used to be a stander but lately ive been a sitter

Mutt · 03-12-2008, 09:49 AM

wtf - how gay to wipe while sitting down - plus unless you're a contortionist how do you wipe front to back while sitting? and if you aren't wiping front to back my god your balls must smell like shit.

xentech · 03-12-2008, 10:03 AM

Wow I've been asleep all day because I'm ill, but I kinda expected this level of discussion. Me and my mates were talkin about this for a good 20mins.

xentech · 03-12-2008, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

wtf - how gay to wipe while sitting down - plus unless you're a contortionist how do you wipe front to back while sitting? and if you aren't wiping front to back my god your balls must smell like shit.

Hahahahah, true true.

Scott McD · 03-12-2008, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

wtf - how gay to wipe while sitting down - plus unless you're a contortionist how do you wipe front to back while sitting? and if you aren't wiping front to back my god your balls must smell like shit.

Word...

L-Pink · 03-12-2008, 01:16 PM

My house slave wipes mine while I'm standing.

VeriSexy · 03-12-2008, 11:42 PM

I always stand

goldmine · 03-12-2008, 11:45 PM

I dont wipe my arse, i wash it with water.

SomeCreep · 03-13-2008, 03:15 AM

I stand and pretend I wiped. Much faster.

JOKER · 03-13-2008, 03:28 AM

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florin · 03-13-2008, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

This thread is serious business...

yeap..........

BlackCrayon · 03-13-2008, 04:29 AM

For those of you who stand and wipe, either you're too fat or haven't progressed much from the days when mommy used to wipe your ass. Not to mention its impossible to get as clean as you would sitting down unless you got someone spreading your ass cheeks apart for you while you wipe, lol.

sweethotkayla · 03-13-2008, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

This must be some weird kind of guy thing, because I didn't know "standing" was even an option.

Im with you Holly!

nico-t · 03-13-2008, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

For those of you who stand and wipe, either you're too fat or haven't progressed much from the days when mommy used to wipe your ass. Not to mention its impossible to get as clean as you would sitting down unless you got someone spreading your ass cheeks apart for you while you wipe, lol.

haha exactly i used to stand up. I never even heard of sitting down until i had this same discussion a long ass time ago with my brother & dad..... dont ask why i dont know lol. Anyway after that discussion i tried sittnig down and it was a whole new world! Definately more hygienic.

To be continued for another one of my toilet chronicals.

majortom · 03-13-2008, 06:24 AM

siting and water spray...asian style..

standing...wtf....got pix?

psili · 03-13-2008, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

For those of you who stand and wipe, either you're too fat or haven't progressed much from the days when mommy used to wipe your ass. Not to mention its impossible to get as clean as you would sitting down unless you got someone spreading your ass cheeks apart for you while you wipe, lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

wtf - how gay to wipe while sitting down - plus unless you're a contortionist how do you wipe front to back while sitting? and if you aren't wiping front to back my god your balls must smell like shit.

I'm 5'10", 170 pounds; if I'm sitting on the toilette, the only access my hand may have to my ass is from the front, between the legs, over and under my cock and balls. Wiping back to front would be the only option, which means you're wiping shit over your nut sack (as Mutt mentioned). Now either some of you fuckers don't understand what sitting means (and you actually lift yourself off the toilette seat in some fashion before wiping front-to-back) or you have shit encrusted nut sacks...

Or maybe mommy didn't teach me how to wipe... *shrug*

Myst · 03-13-2008, 06:41 AM

jesus i thought everyone stood..
isnt it ridiculously uncomfortable sitting? you pull a contortionist move to get your hand in the right spot, then you have to do an awkward horizontal swipe. and no im not fat in the slightest bit

Slick · 03-13-2008, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOKER | JOKEREMPIRE Inc.

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One thing I never understood about these thing is how do they clean your ass ?? I mean does it blast water at your ass, and if so, wouldn't that make a bigger mess ??? ALSO, once it is all clean, isn't your ass soaked and you still have to dry your ass off with a towel ??? And yet another question, since it just has a sprayer and no way to actually flush like a normal toilet, how does it get all of the shit down the drain ?? Plus the ones with the sprayer on the bottom, like in the Wikepedia just seem unsanitary.

Bidets always puzzled me, ha ha.

nico-t · 03-13-2008, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

I'm 5'10", 170 pounds; if I'm sitting on the toilette, the only access my hand may have to my ass is from the front, between the legs, over and under my cock and balls. Wiping back to front would be the only option, which means you're wiping shit over your nut sack (as Mutt mentioned). Now either some of you fuckers don't understand what sitting means (and you actually lift yourself off the toilette seat in some fashion before wiping front-to-back) or you have shit encrusted nut sacks...

Or maybe mommy didn't teach me how to wipe... *shrug*

either your toilet bowl is made for midgets, or you sit on the toilet like its a reclining chair - I cant find another explanation if you cant reach your ass from behind when sitting on it

Hell, i HAVE to wipe reaching from behind, i can't reach my ass from between my legs since my cock is too big and its blocking it.

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