May I introduce you to one of the best inventions ever:

The Bidet:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...idet_weiss.jpg

yeap..........

For those of you who stand and wipe, either you're too fat or haven't progressed much from the days when mommy used to wipe your ass. Not to mention its impossible to get as clean as you would sitting down unless you got someone spreading your ass cheeks apart for you while you wipe, lol.

Im with you Holly!

haha exactly i used to stand up. I never even heard of sitting down until i had this same discussion a long ass time ago with my brother & dad..... dont ask why i dont know lol. Anyway after that discussion i tried sittnig down and it was a whole new world! Definately more hygienic.

To be continued for another one of my toilet chronicals.

siting and water spray...asian style..

standing...wtf....got pix?

I'm 5'10", 170 pounds; if I'm sitting on the toilette, the only access my hand may have to my ass is from the front, between the legs, over and under my cock and balls. Wiping back to front would be the only option, which means you're wiping shit over your nut sack (as Mutt mentioned). Now either some of you fuckers don't understand what sitting means (and you actually lift yourself off the toilette seat in some fashion before wiping front-to-back) or you have shit encrusted nut sacks...

Or maybe mommy didn't teach me how to wipe... *shrug*

jesus i thought everyone stood..
isnt it ridiculously uncomfortable sitting? you pull a contortionist move to get your hand in the right spot, then you have to do an awkward horizontal swipe. and no im not fat in the slightest bit

One thing I never understood about these thing is how do they clean your ass ?? I mean does it blast water at your ass, and if so, wouldn't that make a bigger mess ??? ALSO, once it is all clean, isn't your ass soaked and you still have to dry your ass off with a towel ??? And yet another question, since it just has a sprayer and no way to actually flush like a normal toilet, how does it get all of the shit down the drain ?? Plus the ones with the sprayer on the bottom, like in the Wikepedia just seem unsanitary.

Bidets always puzzled me, ha ha.

either your toilet bowl is made for midgets, or you sit on the toilet like its a reclining chair - I cant find another explanation if you cant reach your ass from behind when sitting on it :1orglaugh

Hell, i HAVE to wipe reaching from behind, i can't reach my ass from between my legs since my cock is too big and its blocking it.

lying down

I've got a regular size toliet. I'm also about 5'10" and 180lbs. When I'm sitting on the seat the whole seat is pretty much covered by my ass. There is no way my hand could reach from behind to wipe unless I squatted up off the seat. And as previously mentioned, reaching between my legs past my cock and balls seems like a lot of work and you risk getting some shit on your dick (yuck).

So either you sitters are putting us all on and this is a joke, or you actually do squat upwards a little to wipe, hence you're not really sitting.

Still waiting for someone to describe how they can wipe while sitting 100% with your ass on the seat. Or better yet, how about a video? :)

I'm about the same, 5'10" 170 but for whatever reason there is enough room at the back that i can reach down under and wipe front to back. I don't really think about it, much less discuss it but i guess usually i lean slightly forward and to the left putting more weight on the left leg and wipe with the right hand. It doesn't seem awkward at all to me. Reaching between your legs would be very awkward. I've never even thought of that method.

Your ass (at least partly) leaves the seat, though, yea? Which would be more like a squat, wouldn't it?

edit -- what a fucked up thread i'm posting in ;(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MMMM standing for sure.....OH have you guys heard about the lady in Kansas that sat on the toilet for 2 years and it grew into her..??? disgusting

any of two as long as u wipe it... or its better if u wash it before u wipe:thumbsup:thumbsup

Sitting down, you don't want to get anything squeezed between the cheeks lol!

:pimp

Doing a head stand!

sitting down, leaning to the left with my right leg up off the seat