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I've got a regular size toliet. I'm also about 5'10" and 180lbs. When I'm sitting on the seat the whole seat is pretty much covered by my ass. There is no way my hand could reach from behind to wipe unless I squatted up off the seat. And as previously mentioned, reaching between my legs past my cock and balls seems like a lot of work and you risk getting some shit on your dick (yuck).

So either you sitters are putting us all on and this is a joke, or you actually do squat upwards a little to wipe, hence you're not really sitting.

Still waiting for someone to describe how they can wipe while sitting 100% with your ass on the seat. Or better yet, how about a video? :)

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Originally Posted by psili (Post 13915323)

I'm 5'10", 170 pounds; if I'm sitting on the toilette, the only access my hand may have to my ass is from the front, between the legs, over and under my cock and balls. Wiping back to front would be the only option, which means you're wiping shit over your nut sack (as Mutt mentioned). Now either some of you fuckers don't understand what sitting means (and you actually lift yourself off the toilette seat in some fashion before wiping front-to-back) or you have shit encrusted nut sacks...

Or maybe mommy didn't teach me how to wipe... *shrug*

I'm about the same, 5'10" 170 but for whatever reason there is enough room at the back that i can reach down under and wipe front to back. I don't really think about it, much less discuss it but i guess usually i lean slightly forward and to the left putting more weight on the left leg and wipe with the right hand. It doesn't seem awkward at all to me. Reaching between your legs would be very awkward. I've never even thought of that method.

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 13915858)

Your ass (at least partly) leaves the seat, though, yea? Which would be more like a squat, wouldn't it?

edit -- what a fucked up thread i'm posting in ;(

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 13909762)

I didn't know sitting was an option.

Seems impossible to me... :arcadefre

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MMMM standing for sure.....OH have you guys heard about the lady in Kansas that sat on the toilet for 2 years and it grew into her..??? disgusting

any of two as long as u wipe it... or its better if u wash it before u wipe:thumbsup:thumbsup

Sitting down, you don't want to get anything squeezed between the cheeks lol!

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Originally Posted by Gunni (Post 13915451)

lying down

:pimp

Doing a head stand!

sitting down, leaning to the left with my right leg up off the seat