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| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 01:18 AM | #1 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 
					Posts: 281
				 |  Why do you post here? Please clue the rest of us in. Apparently it's not to relay your infinite wisdom, or intellect, and it would be a stretch to say your bumbling attempts to fit in with the real webmaster community are anything but coherent for individuals with a 2nd grade education or above. I'm just curious why you come here and force your mindless drivel on the rest of us? Do your fat hands seize up when you aren't banging them on the keyboard? What is the real reason you are here? Have you decided that your goal in life is to spread your oozing stupidity into the internet until you connect with other like minded individuals and spread your blatantly inept mental disfunction like crotch crickets in a whore house? You are completely worthless. What is your excuse? | 
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|  03-12-2008, 01:31 AM | #2 | 
| No commissions, no fees. Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA 
					Posts: 17,706
				 | Cause we can get business. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 01:33 AM | #3 | 
| mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ:  465406783 
					Posts: 5,122
				 | Yet another thread that will end in people bitching at each other. Well done!  | 
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|  03-12-2008, 01:38 AM | #4 | 
| Show Yer Tits! Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... 
					Posts: 25,792
				 | I'm here for the pussy. 
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|  03-12-2008, 01:48 AM | #5 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario 
					Posts: 4,235
				 | im working towards a shirt    | 
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|  03-12-2008, 01:49 AM | #6 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Austria 
					Posts: 1,581
				 | Because of showing my sig? 
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|  03-12-2008, 02:06 AM | #7 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 
					Posts: 155
				 | To try and make a name for myself in a webmaster community because it directly relates to an industry I participate in that can cater to people here (buying and selling websites). And if I can't make a name for myself then at the very least I can get some free advertising. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 02:07 AM | #8 | 
| null Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2006 
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|  03-12-2008, 02:10 AM | #9 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 
					Posts: 1,196
				 | i ask myself that question every time im here   | 
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|  03-12-2008, 03:16 AM | #10 | 
| Now with more Jayne Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles 
					Posts: 40,077
				 | So that I can watch people with over 100 posts act like they have never posted here. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 04:08 AM | #11 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Andorra 
					Posts: 370
				 | to get my sig seen 
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|  03-12-2008, 04:15 AM | #12 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: SEA 
					Posts: 445
				 | 'cause it taste like chicken 
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|  03-12-2008, 04:20 AM | #13 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 
					Posts: 102
				 | to make our business be known and get some good deal. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 04:23 AM | #14 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In wifi land 
					Posts: 622
				 | because all my friends and people i met on shows are on this board | 
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|  03-12-2008, 04:56 AM | #15 | 
| Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 
					Posts: 28,735
				 | I like reading gfy I like to stay updated I get money for posting... 
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|  03-12-2008, 05:50 AM | #16 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 
					Posts: 2,494
				 | I come here for free porn. I am just waiting for picture posts. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 06:12 AM | #17 | 
| I need a beer   Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ 
					Posts: 133,947
				 | Because I can 
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|  03-12-2008, 06:13 AM | #18 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona 
					Posts: 8,437
				 | Congrats to the winners!!  
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|  03-12-2008, 06:15 AM | #19 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA 
					Posts: 1,966
				 | I'm here for one of the fastest growing affiliates around:  INCREDIBLE DOLLARS!  WOOHOO!!! | 
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|  03-12-2008, 06:21 AM | #20 | 
| So Fucking Banned Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- 
					Posts: 122,992
				 | 1+1 =6 hiiii | 
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|  03-12-2008, 07:01 AM | #21 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In wifi land 
					Posts: 622
				 | same for me here.. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 07:17 AM | #22 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland 
					Posts: 10,017
				 | I seriously have no fucking idea. Every time I come to read a thread or maybe post something, the fucking board won't load or it times out and eats my post. Then I get pissed and don't come back for a few days. I think I left for about 4 months at one point because I got so sick of it. It's hard to find a new board full of tards to cuss and raise hell with. After this long, I know most of the idiots here and all their fucked up stories, so it makes it so much easier to get on someone's ass.  
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|  03-12-2008, 07:33 AM | #23 | 
| there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) 
					Posts: 33,063
				 | cuz it's cheap entertainment   | 
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|  03-12-2008, 07:40 AM | #24 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land 
					Posts: 15,808
				 | To make 0.05 cents per post. Double if it's a Freaky Friday Giveaway! | 
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|  03-12-2008, 07:46 AM | #25 | 
| Porn Pusher Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: It's a dry heat 
					Posts: 13,344
				 | How much did you get paid for the 5 posts? 
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|  03-12-2008, 07:49 AM | #26 | 
| Porn Pusher Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: It's a dry heat 
					Posts: 13,344
				 | I post here because Juicy makes me laugh. And those Mikey D stick man graphics are so fucking funny. I push porn and that is why I'm here.  I used to post whores on Craigs List and pimp em but there was so much drama with the girls. 
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|  03-12-2008, 07:49 AM | #27 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sacramento 
					Posts: 1,751
				 | To raise my IQ. Nothing stimulates your brain and makes you smarter than reading GFY. 
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|  03-12-2008, 08:02 AM | #28 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In wifi land 
					Posts: 622
				 | my bosses pay me by the hour :orglaugh i quit my other account to continue this one.. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 08:48 AM | #29 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- 
					Posts: 2,267
				 | For the same reason I love picking at other peoples scabs. It's merely one of my many foibles. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 08:56 AM | #30 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Gamehendge 
					Posts: 1,340
				 | i want the shirt too   | 
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|  03-12-2008, 09:27 AM | #31 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 
					Posts: 51
				 | i fuck on the first date. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 09:28 AM | #32 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley 
					Posts: 7,412
				 | Bagel Thursdays. 
				__________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31 | 
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|  03-12-2008, 09:46 AM | #33 | 
| Eric Join Date: Feb 2008 
					Posts: 577
				 | im here for the nightmares this place causes me. 
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|  03-12-2008, 10:09 AM | #34 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: FunBrunettes Secret Lover 
					Posts: 1,168
				 | Because its FUN & entertaining.  If you want to know the breaking news, don't go to the major news stations, come to GFY.  Not sure how people here get info before the news does, but I've seen it happen on more than 1 occasion. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 10:12 AM | #35 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 
					Posts: 2,438
				 | For my mental health  When I see all the shit, and how low and selfish some people are here, it show me how nice I'm really are. | 
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|  03-12-2008, 10:32 AM | #36 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Jersey 
					Posts: 516
				 | To pick up chicks. Hey pretty mama wuzzzz upp? | 
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|  03-12-2008, 10:36 AM | #37 | 
| Reach for those stars! Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC 
					Posts: 17,991
				 | I like keeping up with the news in the biz and who the new folks are and reading the daily jokes.   I swear GFY gets more "breaking news" than CNN! 
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|  03-12-2008, 10:50 AM | #38 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- 
					Posts: 2,267
				 | ... because I love being called an idiot  and moron by people that think booze is not addictive. | 
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|  03-13-2008, 01:46 AM | #39 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In wifi land 
					Posts: 622
				 | or try this one: 'how you doing..' and don't forget the wink afterwards.. | 
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|  03-13-2008, 02:52 AM | #40 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: England 
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|  03-13-2008, 03:08 AM | #41 | 
| Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA 
					Posts: 32,422
				 | Taco Tuesdays. | 
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|  03-13-2008, 03:12 AM | #42 | 
| Unregistered Abuser Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2007 
					Posts: 15,547
				 | I am not really sure. Where the fuck am I anyways???? | 
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