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SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 12:54 AM

get a frwd'ing postal box in the united states, and have them relay it to your international address.

i wonder why nobody ever thought of this

Brown Bear · 10-09-2002, 12:56 AM

Not as easy as that.

BJ · 10-09-2002, 12:56 AM

please realize my poop is bigger than you... Spanks@

Exxxotica · 10-09-2002, 12:57 AM

what visa regulations? Did something happen with visa that Im not aware of?

SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 12:58 AM

hows it not easy

its extremely easy

the third party proccessors aren't screening new accounts. if your from the states, they allow you, period.

BJ · 10-09-2002, 12:59 AM

come heavy or don't come at all

Brown Bear · 10-09-2002, 12:59 AM

You would need to provide SSN, Tax ID #, US bank account, etc...

SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 01:00 AM

US Bank account? Nope

SS # , Make it up ;)

could be violating the law, but then again, if your offshore and your breaking a u.s. law who cares ;)

BJ · 10-09-2002, 01:01 AM

have you foreigners heard of the internet treasure chest??

SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 01:02 AM

you could technically get a u.s. bank account as well

i had a friend come from amsterdam to the states and all he needed was 2 forms of i.d. from his country. passport / drivers license.

he has online banking that allows him to wire his money offshore.

ofcourse, you could pay your taxes in the states

BJ · 10-09-2002, 01:03 AM

or you could "technically" play by the rules, but hey, who's to say

SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 01:04 AM

well if your in a country that will never have a third party proccessor based out of, then what options do you have?

i bet you alot of webmasters once they read this thread they will be flocking to do this. because it works. if you decide to not pay taxes in the usa i would suggest NEVER to travel there unless you wana do 5 - 20 yrs

SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 01:08 AM

look at the msg that just got sent my way

"You have received a message!
I read you're thread about having a mail service relay my ccbill cheques. This is an amazing idea!Doyou know where i should start looking for this type of service???"

andi_germany · 10-09-2002, 02:06 AM

The postal adress forwarding would work no problem but your SSN faking is a very bad idea and will only bring your business down completely.

VISA gets that info types in the SSN in their system and the Alarm lights go on. VISA is a financial organization that can check for valid SSN directly. So your SSN should match with the correct name or I would think you get blocked of for life and probably blocked of by the processor for fraudulent use. If you think you will receive one more payment from them when you cheat you are deluted.

DemonWolfe · 10-09-2002, 02:34 AM

Or, you could save yourself all the trouble of forging information and sign up with GloBill

Not mention it would save you from paying that $750 fee. ;)

Theo · 10-09-2002, 04:17 AM

faking SSN = too much trouble coming

markusborger · 10-09-2002, 04:58 AM

what the hell is this

are you gone all crazy

why many webmasters only thinks about the US Billing solution...

what we need all is robust and trustfull billing that puts money on our bank accounts all mondays.....like TAG HEURER swiss clocks

US BILLERS ARE SCAMMERS....

we have proofs of that

playa · 10-09-2002, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SextrafficPete
get a frwd'ing postal box in the united states, and have them relay it to your international address.

i wonder why nobody ever thought of this

do you have any other business tips

SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 08:28 AM

playa,

i sure do!

brushing your teeth!

visa does not run your social security # LOL
like i said, you don't get screened, they don't have a system setup for that

DrewKole · 10-09-2002, 08:31 AM

I really hope this is either...

1) A really bad joke that noone got
or
2) A way to try to convince a ton of webmasters to get on VISA's shitlist and forced out of this business.

What a dork.

Honeyslut · 10-09-2002, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
have you foreigners heard of the internet treasure chest??

hahaha

playa · 10-09-2002, 08:48 AM

Please tell me what school of business you graduated from,
so i can tell people not to go there

btw,, if you plan on doing high volume's like over 20k a month then most merchant banks require a site report survey

and this involves a bank rep physically going to your location and verifing it

Pleasurepays · 10-09-2002, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SextrafficPete
you could technically get a u.s. bank account as well

i had a friend come from amsterdam to the states and all he needed was 2 forms of i.d. from his country. passport / drivers license.

he has online banking that allows him to wire his money offshore.

ofcourse, you could pay your taxes in the states

what makes you think that you can commit felony tax evasion and get away with it... just because you are somewhere else?

SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 08:55 AM

well,

as i pointed out. it would not be wise to not pay your taxes. unless you don't plan on ever coming to the u.s.

if you read a bit closer, you will notice that i said an easier approach would be to take a trip to the u.s. with your passport and drivers license, sign up for an account, open a mail frwd'ing service, and have your cheques relayed there.

most people i know have offshore corporations, but they don't do the financials offshore. they do it in the usa where they live, and have the offshore corporation for protection from certain laws. this is the best way to do it.

Pleasurepays · 10-09-2002, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SextrafficPete
well,

as i pointed out. it would not be wise to not pay your taxes. unless you don't plan on ever coming to the u.s.

if you read a bit closer, you will notice that i said an easier approach would be to take a trip to the u.s. with your passport and drivers license, sign up for an account, open a mail frwd'ing service, and have your cheques relayed there.

most people i know have offshore corporations, but they don't do the financials offshore. they do it in the usa where they live, and have the offshore corporation for protection from certain laws. this is the best way to do it.

you are saying that breaking the law is an easy and cheap alternative.

i would call that irresponsible, childish and naive at best.

SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 09:23 AM

how are you breaking the law?

opening a bank account in the u.s. is legal if your from a different country. having your proccessor cheques relayed by another company is legal.

it's all good if you pay your taxes on the money you make in the u.s.

Pleasurepays · 10-09-2002, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SextrafficPete
how are you breaking the law?

opening a bank account in the u.s. is legal if your from a different country. having your proccessor cheques relayed by another company is legal.

it's all good if you pay your taxes on the money you make in the u.s.

of course anyone can open an account
and a foreign company can have a presence in the US.

1) you need to be there in person to open an account
2) you cant falsify information
3) "if you in another country - who cares about the law" will not make a very good defense in a US court.

SextrafficPete · 10-09-2002, 09:43 AM

right

i explained 2 ways

you can either do it legit, or you can do it shady, its up to you ;)

point being. if you live in a country that will not have a third party proccessor based out of, your best bet would be to take a trip to the usa, get a bank account, sign up for a mail relay service, and your set

you may have to apply for a foreign tax id as well

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SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	worried about visa regulations? worry no more get a frwd'ing postal box in the united states, and have them relay it to your international address. i wonder why nobody ever thought of this

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10-09-2002, 12:58 AM	#5
SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	hows it not easy its extremely easy the third party proccessors aren't screening new accounts. if your from the states, they allow you, period.

10-09-2002, 01:00 AM	#8
SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	US Bank account? Nope SS # , Make it up ;) could be violating the law, but then again, if your offshore and your breaking a u.s. law who cares ;)

10-09-2002, 01:01 AM	#9
BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	have you foreigners heard of the internet treasure chest??

10-09-2002, 01:02 AM	#10
SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	you could technically get a u.s. bank account as well i had a friend come from amsterdam to the states and all he needed was 2 forms of i.d. from his country. passport / drivers license. he has online banking that allows him to wire his money offshore. ofcourse, you could pay your taxes in the states

10-09-2002, 01:03 AM	#11
BJ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: asia Posts: 5,590	or you could "technically" play by the rules, but hey, who's to say

10-09-2002, 01:04 AM	#12
SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	well if your in a country that will never have a third party proccessor based out of, then what options do you have? i bet you alot of webmasters once they read this thread they will be flocking to do this. because it works. if you decide to not pay taxes in the usa i would suggest NEVER to travel there unless you wana do 5 - 20 yrs

10-09-2002, 01:08 AM	#13
SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	look at the msg that just got sent my way "You have received a message! I read you're thread about having a mail service relay my ccbill cheques. This is an amazing idea!Doyou know where i should start looking for this type of service???"

10-09-2002, 02:06 AM	#14
andi_germany Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Germany Posts: 768	The postal adress forwarding would work no problem but your SSN faking is a very bad idea and will only bring your business down completely. VISA gets that info types in the SSN in their system and the Alarm lights go on. VISA is a financial organization that can check for valid SSN directly. So your SSN should match with the correct name or I would think you get blocked of for life and probably blocked of by the processor for fraudulent use. If you think you will receive one more payment from them when you cheat you are deluted.

10-09-2002, 04:17 AM	#16
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	faking SSN = too much trouble coming

10-09-2002, 04:58 AM	#17
markusborger So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 145	what the hell is this are you gone all crazy why many webmasters only thinks about the US Billing solution... what we need all is robust and trustfull billing that puts money on our bank accounts all mondays.....like TAG HEURER swiss clocks US BILLERS ARE SCAMMERS.... we have proofs of that

10-09-2002, 08:28 AM	#19
SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	playa, i sure do! brushing your teeth! visa does not run your social security # LOL like i said, you don't get screened, they don't have a system setup for that

10-09-2002, 08:31 AM	#20
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	I really hope this is either... 1) A really bad joke that noone got or 2) A way to try to convince a ton of webmasters to get on VISA's shitlist and forced out of this business. What a dork.

10-09-2002, 08:48 AM	#22
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	Please tell me what school of business you graduated from, so i can tell people not to go there btw,, if you plan on doing high volume's like over 20k a month then most merchant banks require a site report survey and this involves a bank rep physically going to your location and verifing it

10-09-2002, 08:55 AM	#24
SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	well, as i pointed out. it would not be wise to not pay your taxes. unless you don't plan on ever coming to the u.s. if you read a bit closer, you will notice that i said an easier approach would be to take a trip to the u.s. with your passport and drivers license, sign up for an account, open a mail frwd'ing service, and have your cheques relayed there. most people i know have offshore corporations, but they don't do the financials offshore. they do it in the usa where they live, and have the offshore corporation for protection from certain laws. this is the best way to do it.

10-09-2002, 09:23 AM	#26
SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	how are you breaking the law? opening a bank account in the u.s. is legal if your from a different country. having your proccessor cheques relayed by another company is legal. it's all good if you pay your taxes on the money you make in the u.s.

10-09-2002, 09:43 AM	#28
SextrafficPete Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 660	right i explained 2 ways you can either do it legit, or you can do it shady, its up to you ;) point being. if you live in a country that will not have a third party proccessor based out of, your best bet would be to take a trip to the usa, get a bank account, sign up for a mail relay service, and your set you may have to apply for a foreign tax id as well