I REMEMBER GETTING THAT ONE ONCE....

they sort of have a site called that it's called pornstarperformance.com lol:1orglaugh

I can't handle getting tied up:Oh crap

-my herpes is flaring up something awful
-I've decided I will only do scat shoots from now on
-I was masturbating with a hot glue gun and accidentally plugged up my vag

Another one that is probably legit is:

"I'm on my period"

SEMI legit... I know plenty of girls who work on it and just use a sponge. I agree that it might not always be the most pleasant but it does the job if they want the job.

a typical czech thing is: they simply don't come and then don't pick up the phone for a week. after that they pretend nothing happend

I had a model once tell me she couldn't make because she was on a coke bender could not afford rehab and checked herself into the mental hospital for 10 days to get a quick clean up. The best part was how she was so nonchalant about the whole thing like everybody does it.

okay i got 3 from the same girl in a week,
first she got her period, (okay no biggie we'll move it a few days)
second we got the date planned and now she's sick, said can we do it on wed(alright no biggie)
third, now that she's feeling better her grandmother died and the funeral is wed

now seriously i am a compassionate person and pretty dam easy going but, if you're sick why would you go near your grandmother whos' health is not very good to get her sick so she would die and you can change your shoot date again??? that's fucked up.

My pussy is in the shop

This is very similar to the bullshit I seem to get off designers, perhaps they are related lol.

"Easton, I changed my mind about drinking a milkshake from my asshole for AssSmoothie.com"

Latest 1 a girl said she has to goto a Surprise Party for her Aunt....on a Wednesday
Theres always some that try to do it behind a boyfriends back and tell them before coming...pffff

Its just BullShit Artist in general

Since i now get the models to pay 50% travel before booking them and reimburse when they get here, excuses have gone to zero. Obviously this only works for girls that need to fly in from another state but, in fairness i don't deal with local models anymore, they're always the flakiest.

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23. i have forgotten your name

We totally stay away from LOCALS..they always flake
A model claimed to have died to one photog , but shows up months later to our shoot and becomes offended when we ask her about that death statement, since we knew the photog.." How dare you bring something like that up, that's so unprofessional"..lol:1orglaugh
THis girl was such a nutcase, we shot for 2 hours before she needed to take a nap, we complained about time and she became violent and crazy..we put her on a plane asap and shipped her ass back to the east coast after a 3 hour shoot.. We were warned not to shoot her by 2 different people...so here's a warning guys, stay away from this nutcase

http://karenpalms.com/index1.html (before death)

http://amandacrush.com ( after death)