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Eric · 03-05-2008, 02:45 PM

I am 27 year, nice girl from country Iran. I made from my dad juice into my mom. I come out my mom pink taco.

You are kind American man.

I cook to you and help with you house. You marry to me and I am citizen with stay to you.

You can sex other women when you marry to me. I don't have bush. You can sex my grandma if you like bush.

You give my dad 3 sheep to marry to me. You buy extra candy bar and lotto at my dad store so he like you. You give extra tip to my uncle when he taxi to you.

I gym and have tight body for you.

I like very many American fun. I like you to me to tea bag me in the every morning. I like you to me to poke me in the every night.

I like very many animals. I like camel to carry my stuff to you house. If you like, I will camel toe for you.

You like to me?
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I just got this email

BradM · 03-05-2008, 02:46 PM

Sounds like a good deal to me. The sheep would come in handy.

ADL Colin · 03-05-2008, 02:54 PM

"I send pic"?

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 03-05-2008, 02:56 PM

lol winner

baddog · 03-05-2008, 02:56 PM

Juicy hitting on you again?

JFK · 03-05-2008, 02:56 PM

what a lucky guy you are Eric

Juicy D. Links · 03-05-2008, 02:57 PM

Domain Diva · 03-05-2008, 02:57 PM

go for it Eric and the bonus is her dad seems to have his own store

papill0n · 03-05-2008, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Juicy hitting on you again?

haha thats the first thing I thought

juicccccyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Kimmykim · 03-05-2008, 02:58 PM

Hahaha, sounds like Philip and Cory are bored.

Chef86 · 03-05-2008, 03:01 PM

lol never got that one yet

st0ned · 03-05-2008, 03:06 PM

LOL wtf?!

Porn Mickey · 03-05-2008, 03:14 PM

Sly · 03-05-2008, 03:14 PM

Sent I that e-mail you in privates!

pornguy · 03-05-2008, 03:32 PM

thats funnny.

Now Juicy Stop sending him those.

okdesign · 03-05-2008, 03:35 PM

Ask for pics!

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-05-2008, 03:58 PM

Hook Juicy up with The Boss and the Incredible Dollars - middle eastern topics seem to fit him ..

Juicy D. Links · 03-05-2008, 04:00 PM

yo if anybody needs green cards lmk i know a guy

Persius · 03-05-2008, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

yo if anybody needs green cards lmk i know a guy

KILL_FRENZY · 03-05-2008, 04:03 PM

You have to ask for pics

MaDalton · 03-05-2008, 04:03 PM

i just thought if "up-burqa" might be a niche compared to "up-skirt"....

Juicy D. Links · 03-05-2008, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius

u need one? hit me up

F-U-Jimmy · 03-05-2008, 04:05 PM

Will76 sent it im sure

Evil E · 03-05-2008, 04:37 PM

I can sell you a good domain: greencardforbukkake.com

Tubestone · 03-05-2008, 04:40 PM

me like it long time

Fap · 03-05-2008, 05:10 PM

hahahha wtfff

RyuLion · 03-05-2008, 05:11 PM

lol, sorry I had to send that to you..

Wizzo · 03-05-2008, 05:13 PM

Damn, you always seem to get the good ones! No bush, candy and sheep!

NinjaSteve · 03-05-2008, 06:13 PM

Quote:

If you like, I will camel toe for you.

I love it.

Eva PSC · 03-05-2008, 07:11 PM

sounds like an american wrote it

Vick! · 03-05-2008, 07:25 PM

thats so damn funny, and so damn fake .. lol

VeriSexy · 03-05-2008, 07:28 PM

Sounds like a keeper!

Juicy D. Links · 03-05-2008, 07:28 PM

i sent that to tenderloins

Juicy D. Links · 03-05-2008, 07:29 PM

Eric your sig is too big in width bro please make smaller or i will have to make mine bigger than yours by 1 px

VeriSexy · 03-05-2008, 07:35 PM

top it goes..sexy time for eric

Deputy Chief Command · 03-05-2008, 07:50 PM

and ? are you gonna do it or what ?

JFK · 03-05-2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

and ? are you gonna do it or what ?

Yup, he did it................... here SHE is

you can tell he's already grabbing her ass

munki · 03-05-2008, 08:18 PM

Instant Crassic...

Cash · 03-06-2008, 11:53 PM

hahaha funny text

Redmanthatcould · 03-07-2008, 12:19 AM

Now that was some solid spam hilarity! Love reading great spam in the office...I'm sure it's common elsewhere

draude · 03-07-2008, 12:47 AM

spooky lol

03-05-2008, 02:45 PM	#1
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