Opinions are like plantains... they're prepared in different ways, and you're always sort of leery on trying any of them because they seem too much like bananas and you don't eat bananas cooked. Plus, plantains aren't sweet and when you eat one you're expecting it to taste sweet like a banana. They're also in these exotic-sounding dishes that are kind of intimidating and at the end of the night you're like, "well fuck it, I'll just have a cheeseburger."
Opinions are like plantains... they're prepared in different ways, and you're always sort of leery on trying any of them because they seem too much like bananas and you don't eat bananas cooked. Plus, plantains aren't sweet and when you eat one you're expecting it to taste sweet like a banana. They're also in these exotic-sounding dishes that are kind of intimidating and at the end of the night you're like, "well fuck it, I'll just have a cheeseburger."
I ate a plantain with cinnamon the other day. IT'S A BIGGER DUMBER BASTARD BANANA WITH NO TASTE.
Opinions are like plantains... they're prepared in different ways, and you're always sort of leery on trying any of them because they seem too much like bananas and you don't eat bananas cooked. Plus, plantains aren't sweet and when you eat one you're expecting it to taste sweet like a banana. They're also in these exotic-sounding dishes that are kind of intimidating and at the end of the night you're like, "well fuck it, I'll just have a cheeseburger."
You know, I never really thought of it that way. Damn, you're right... opinions really are like plantains. But they're also like assholes, ergo: plantains are like assholes.
You know, I never really thought of it that way. Damn, you're right... opinions really are like plantains. But they're also like assholes, ergo: plantains are like assholes.
Now to go figure out how it all fits...
Have to agree with the asshole version....
Everyone has one, and most of them stink
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