Ever had Mexican oysters? - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 02-29-2008, 03:27 AM

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed the meal being served at
the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He
asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro,
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry Senor. There is only
one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning..
If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you
this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order,
and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to
the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
'Si,Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.'

sicone · 02-29-2008, 04:04 AM

Lol. ........

escorpio · 02-29-2008, 09:22 AM

pornask · 02-29-2008, 09:28 AM

good one :D

MichelleB · 02-29-2008, 09:30 AM

ROFLMAO Good one!

amandaspost · 02-29-2008, 10:01 AM

hahaha

maxjohan · 02-29-2008, 10:11 AM

Friggin funny

EuroRev_Stacey · 02-29-2008, 10:18 AM

hahaha cute!

gandalfuy · 02-29-2008, 10:22 AM

good one! thanks

sniperwolf · 02-29-2008, 11:36 AM

LOL!

that's nasty..

SexualDragon · 03-01-2008, 02:15 PM

VeriSexy · 03-01-2008, 09:15 PM

That was hilarious

L-Pink · 03-01-2008, 09:17 PM

Thanks for no pics.

Spunky · 03-01-2008, 09:19 PM

Heh heh,that wasn't bad

$5 submissions · 03-01-2008, 09:27 PM

hehehehe not bad. Explains that "jelly filling" in the center. hahahah

CDSmith · 03-02-2008, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

hehehehe not bad. Explains that "jelly filling" in the center. hahahah

Okay that was way too much information.

:D

Fap · 03-02-2008, 11:52 AM

hahaha funny one

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