"LOST" Porn Training Film (staring Halcyon & Ashley Steel) - GoFuckYourself.com

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 10:58 AM

John Locke discovered this little known Dharma Initiative training video that explains the Pornographic intentions of the Hanso Foundation.

(Includes sample clip from LOST Porn movie, ?Arctic Heart, Tropic Loins?)

WATCH: https://youtube.com/watch?v=hLRYgvfsxVg

NOTE: You can promote http://www.SendAshleyToCollege.com through her program, www.notjustlunchmoney.com

Jacob would want it that way.

And make sure to sign up for FLASHCA$H to get the 2x a month newsletter for all my pink-haired wackiness.

pornguy · 02-28-2008, 11:03 AM

Hahaha. that was funny.

Evil E · 02-28-2008, 11:03 AM

That was great

Ashleysteel · 02-28-2008, 11:34 AM

Oh my those Polar Bears sure aren't shy... They do have cold paws though, but luckily enough for me the cold didn't have any effect on the important parts ;)

D · 02-28-2008, 11:38 AM

Funny stuff, man.

"paw job." lol.

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by D

Funny stuff, man.

"paw job." lol.

ha ha! I should probably register a Paw-related domain.

CIVMatt · 02-28-2008, 11:50 AM

Has Ashley made enough to go to school yet?

Sly · 02-28-2008, 11:54 AM

http://www.ashleysteel.com/

Damn she is hot!

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

http://www.ashleysteel.com/

Damn she is hot!

It's amazing what they can do with steel.

SkeetSkeet · 02-28-2008, 12:16 PM

hilarious ... that is tonight too !

Vegas Ken · 02-28-2008, 12:26 PM

I loved the grainy 8mm old film look!

munki · 02-28-2008, 12:29 PM

So what ever happened with the last tests?

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

So what ever happened with the last tests?

Well, JoJo the bear ended up needing glasses. But the rest of the tests were clean.

Ashleysteel · 02-28-2008, 01:19 PM

hahahaha... you guys are silly.

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegas Ken

I loved the grainy 8mm old film look!

You'd think the Dharma Foundation would be able to afford better equipment!

CIVMatt · 02-28-2008, 02:49 PM

omg I just met someone with the last name Halcyon, no shit, haha

chelo - adultcopywriters · 02-28-2008, 02:55 PM

great idea!

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt

omg I just met someone with the last name Halcyon, no shit, haha

Dad!?!?

;)

Dwreck · 02-28-2008, 03:04 PM

paw job line cracked me up. hahahha

I haven't met Ashley in person yet but Hals venture into acting, technologies, web mastering sure motivates me.

The video impressed me.

KILL_FRENZY · 02-28-2008, 03:44 PM

awesome

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck

paw job line cracked me up. hahahha

I haven't met Ashley in person yet but Hals venture into acting, technologies, web mastering sure motivates me.

The video impressed me.

Thanks, brother.

Hopefully you 2 can meet in PHX? She is impressive inside and out.

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkeetSkeet

hilarious ... that is tonight too !

I can not WAIT!

CDSmith · 02-28-2008, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashleysteel

Oh my those Polar Bears sure aren't shy... They do have cold paws though, but luckily enough for me the cold didn't have any effect on the important parts ;)

Are they declawed? Hope so.

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Are they declawed? Hope so.

Well, they are circumcised. Not sure about the claws.

bDok · 02-28-2008, 04:51 PM

that gave me a good laugh for the day

D Ghost · 02-28-2008, 04:57 PM

sweeeeet

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bDok

that gave me a good laugh for the day

excellent!!!

Big_D · 02-28-2008, 09:16 PM

haha, paw job

Halcyon · 02-28-2008, 09:19 PM

J-Reel · 02-28-2008, 09:21 PM

hahaha Good stuff Hal

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-28-2008, 10:19 PM

i want a paw job

Azlord · 02-28-2008, 11:23 PM

ahaha nice. I like the program name too.

C H R I S · 02-28-2008, 11:59 PM

Very creative Hal

CDSmith · 02-29-2008, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Well, they are circumcised. Not sure about the claws.

If Ashley still has her nipples

they are defiinitely declawed.

SGS · 02-29-2008, 04:16 AM

Very clever

StarkReality · 02-29-2008, 06:06 AM

Great stuff !!!

02-28-2008, 10:58 AM	#1
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