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![]() Politically insensitve among other things..........
The first speaker; a lady from England , stood and said "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, After the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the Third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." (The crowd Cheered). The second speaker from Russia , stood up and said, "After last year's Conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well. (The crowd Again cheered). The third speaker, an New Zealand Maori lady, stood up and said, "Afta lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Joseph, Dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his food and washin his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes). She continued....... "Afta DA first day, I nevah see nuffin. Afta DA second day I nevah see Nuffin, but afta DA fird day, I could see a little bit outa my leff eye." ![]()
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