Getting laid on AOL - GoFuckYourself.com

Morgan · 10-08-2002, 01:17 AM

Well... Few years back I used to search the AOL profiles for chicks in my area and would copy/paste some cheezy messages to those AOL sluts looking for the bone. I probably went and met up with about 20 girls from AOL within a couple years and 95% of them were willing to do whatever I wanted the first time we met. Is AOL a spawning place for sluts? Is it still like this? I havent slutted around there for awhile but I bet its still rockin!

Who else out there has hooked a buncha AOL sluts?

eru · 10-08-2002, 01:18 AM

So how many STDs do you have now?

Morgan · 10-08-2002, 01:19 AM

Not near as many as I had last week.

SykkBoy · 10-08-2002, 01:31 AM

in the early days of my AOL experience, I met up with only one AOL booty call...flew to LA to meet her.....was totally amazing sex for the whole weekend, then I flew back home, we only spoke a few times after that....one of the few gals who actually looked like the pic she sent and wasn't a total psycho ;)))

PersianKitty · 10-08-2002, 01:36 AM

I think deep down inside all girls are sluts at times. What's wrong with a little unadulterated sex between near-strangers. As long as you know you don't have to wake up next to them for the rest of your life.

Morgan · 10-08-2002, 01:42 AM

PK, what are you doing this weekend? hehe

PersianKitty · 10-08-2002, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
PK, what are you doing this weekend? hehe

*BOP*

[Labret] · 10-08-2002, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty

*BOP*

Blowing Old People?

PersianKitty · 10-08-2002, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

[strong]B[/strong]lowing [strong]O[/strong]ld [strong]P[/strong]eople?

nah.. it goes way back from my chat days.. as early as '94. Pure ole thump on da noggin' AKA *BOP*

Babaganoosh · 10-08-2002, 02:29 AM

Never used AOL but I was going to night classes in Kansas City and really wasn't interested in what was going on in class so I was surfing around trying to refrain from checking stats in class. I decided to hit yahoo and waste some time in a chatroom. I started talking to a chick from the KC area. I told her where I was and it turned out she was only a few miles away. We were both bored as hell and decided to meet at O'Dowds (an irish pub in the downtown area). We both described what we were wearing and agreed to meet there around 9:30.

We met and had several drinks and talked for a while. About 2 AM she said she needed to take off. No problem, she was beautiful and getting even better looking the drunker I got but I wasn't going to try anything. I was kinda tired myself and WAY too drunk to drive back to Lawrence where I live. I told her I was going to get a hotel room because I was so ungodly drunk. She invited me to stay at her place but I really didn't feel like going there and meeting her roommates in the morning. She hugged me, gave me her phone number and walked out the door.

I finished my beer and headed out too. I went to the garage to get my car and drive a few blocks away to a decent hotel. Just as I got to my car, Amber pulled up behind me and asked if she could come with me to the hotel since she was "too drunk to make it home". Sure, whatever you want. Follow me. All the hotel had left was a couple of rooms with single beds. She said, we're both adults, we'll cope. Whatever, I just wanted to take a leak and go to bed at that point.

We got up to the room and she called dibs on the bathroom. Fine, I waited my turn. When she came out I went in and took a leak and guzzled some water to help with the impending hangover. When I came out, she was already in bed. Covered up on her own side. I offered to sleep on the floor and she said that wasn't necessary. Fine, whatever...must sleep. I can't sleep in my clothes so I warned her that I always sleep in just my boxers. That's fine she said. I lost my clothes down to my boxers, covered up, killed the light and said goodnight.

I tossed and turned a little and she asked if I was having trouble sleeping. Yes, definitely. The goddamned room keeps spinning. She said she gives the worlds greatest backrubs and offered me one. Sweet deal. She told me to roll over and she sat on my back and leaned down towards my head. I felt the oh-so-familiar warm, wet spot on my back. She wasn't wearing anything but earrings! After about a 3 minute backrub she started kissing my neck and needless to say I was no longer interested in a nap. We spent the rest of the night fucking like rabbits all over that room.

Needless to say I haven't spoken to her since but I have always wondered if she made a habit out of doing that or if she wondered the same thing about me. Either way it turned out well but I never really went back to yahoo to try to duplicate the results. It seems pathetic, but somehow waking up naked next to a beautiful 23 year old brunette makes it seem considerably less pathetic. Is this something I could have made a habit out of?

Morgan · 10-08-2002, 02:32 AM

I almost spanked it to your story!

[Labret] · 10-08-2002, 02:33 AM

Did you submit that to Penthouse Forum Letter shit place yet?

Babaganoosh · 10-08-2002, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Did you submit that to Penthouse Forum Letter shit place yet?

Nope, I should go into more detail and submit it. I will probably leave out the part where she asked me if I had ever had a girl stick her finger in my ass while fucking and I warned her if anything ends up in my ass, something will end up in hers as well.

Brown Bear · 10-08-2002, 02:41 AM

More details please...

did she swallow?

sweandy · 10-08-2002, 02:59 AM

Taht was a great story you should license it

RaiDeN · 10-08-2002, 03:07 AM

Maybe stupid but i know a guy who gets all of his GF's and dates trough icq/msn lol, some lasting for over 3 years ;)

It does work for shy people also a lot.
they can talk to girls how they want, and break the ice easier.
And they wont "shut down" when they are really next to them cause it will make him feel more confident

quiet · 10-08-2002, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RaiDeN
Maybe stupid but i know a guy who gets all of his GF's and dates trough icq/msn lol, some lasting for over 3 years ;)

It does work for shy people also a lot.
they can talk to girls how they want, and break the ice easier.
And they wont "shut down" when they are really next to them cause it will make him feel more confident

i keep hearing this... maybe it's time to try lol

[Labret] · 10-08-2002, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Nope, I should go into more detail and submit it. I will probably leave out the part where she asked me if I had ever had a girl stick her finger in my ass while fucking and I warned her if anything ends up in my ass, something will end up in hers as well.

How could you leave that part out? But change it to that she did fingerbang your man pussy. And you loved it.

Yeah, like that.

mjrools23 · 10-08-2002, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
So how many STDs do you have now?

MikeEP · 10-08-2002, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

...your man pussy.

hahahaha

dig420 · 10-08-2002, 04:47 AM

how do you get dates on icq? just wait for a chick to hit you up or do you start msg'ing random chicks or something?

I had no idea all this was going on LOL

UglyOrangeCouch · 10-08-2002, 05:32 AM

Those of you looking for some strange ass online would be surprised to find out actually how easy it is.
I am not going to say how many girls I have reeled in for a score but it is probably enough to scare 99.9% of the girls I meet away if I was honest with them. Lets just say it is close to triple digits.

I think the key thing is being shy, jacking off BEFORE you talk to anyone... and actually listen and ask lots of questions. Women love it when you inquire about them and listen to them. Make them feel special, make them your friend. Make them feel like their feelings and opinions matter.

You would be AMAZED at how easy this is once you do it a few times. KEEPING YOUR COCK OUT OF THIS IS KEY!

Week 1: Friendly chat, get to know the girl, save coversations for later review. Block her for a few days, make her wonder where you went to... Talk to her again, always ttelling her how nice it was to have a good conv. with someone on the internet for once... YOU GET THE IDEA.. Flatter her...LEAVE OUT SEX!

Week 2-3: Depending if you are good or not, she may actually give you her cell# (most of the time they will do that rather than a home phone) Take the # but dont call her, make her wait, just keep talking to her on the puter, until she keeps bringing up the fact that U wont call then finally DO IT!

Week 3-4: Start the calling, no phonesex! get to know her on a deeper level, be friendly, be her friend, tell her that although you know you are just chatting, you was kinda thinking about meeting up with her and what it would be like..... act like you were kinda scared to bring it up.... She will let you know if the idea was out of line or not. Meeting in a public place for a short while is good ...... If she keeps talking to you after that you knooow tou are not too gruesome and she might be interested!

Week 4-5: Invite her over to your place. Tell her although you could go out in public, you think quality time is better. If you did your job in the previous weeks, she will be more than comfortable with you and will say yes!

You have her at your place, what to do now? You have treated her with such respect until now that she probably things that you are some dream guy she has always wanted! It going to be easy to get down her pants in most cases,

Now if you are good at this like I am you will be working on many possible prospects at the same time. Telling the different girls that your job requies much of your time is a good thing to do. Tell the girls you are only avail. Mon- tues / Wed -Thurs Ect.... Until you can fill your week with lotsa pussy! It gets really confusing, that why I say take notes, because it is hard to keep track of them all! It really is!

I can say that finding a piece of ass online is one of the easiest things I have ever done.... I suck out in public, clubs and bars not my thing at all...but this really works. The girls you seem to find also seem to be a different breed and will do crazy shit that most wont....those are the ones you keep...haha!
Really good things do come out of it too..... I met my present g/f online and we have been together for almost 9 mos and going strong!

If anyone thinks im an ass GO FUCK YOURSELF!
If anyone wants advice email me!

-UglyOrange

pornJester · 10-08-2002, 05:44 AM

I really have no desire to talk to chicks online unless i'm piss drunk and it's like 4am, but then there are only busted chicks online ;-P

TDF · 10-08-2002, 09:35 AM

Online ass is only good for one night stands..

MrPopup · 10-08-2002, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch
Those of you looking for some strange ass online would be surprised to find out actually how easy it is.
I am not going to say how many girls I have reeled in for a score but it is probably enough to scare 99.9% of the girls I meet away if I was honest with them. Lets just say it is close to triple digits.

I think the key thing is being shy, jacking off BEFORE you talk to anyone... and actually listen and ask lots of questions. Women love it when you inquire about them and listen to them. Make them feel special, make them your friend. Make them feel like their feelings and opinions matter.

You would be AMAZED at how easy this is once you do it a few times. KEEPING YOUR COCK OUT OF THIS IS KEY!

Week 1: Friendly chat, get to know the girl, save coversations for later review. Block her for a few days, make her wonder where you went to... Talk to her again, always ttelling her how nice it was to have a good conv. with someone on the internet for once... YOU GET THE IDEA.. Flatter her...LEAVE OUT SEX!

Week 2-3: Depending if you are good or not, she may actually give you her cell# (most of the time they will do that rather than a home phone) Take the # but dont call her, make her wait, just keep talking to her on the puter, until she keeps bringing up the fact that U wont call then finally DO IT!

Week 3-4: Start the calling, no phonesex! get to know her on a deeper level, be friendly, be her friend, tell her that although you know you are just chatting, you was kinda thinking about meeting up with her and what it would be like..... act like you were kinda scared to bring it up.... She will let you know if the idea was out of line or not. Meeting in a public place for a short while is good ...... If she keeps talking to you after that you knooow tou are not too gruesome and she might be interested!

Week 4-5: Invite her over to your place. Tell her although you could go out in public, you think quality time is better. If you did your job in the previous weeks, she will be more than comfortable with you and will say yes!

You have her at your place, what to do now? You have treated her with such respect until now that she probably things that you are some dream guy she has always wanted! It going to be easy to get down her pants in most cases,

Now if you are good at this like I am you will be working on many possible prospects at the same time. Telling the different girls that your job requies much of your time is a good thing to do. Tell the girls you are only avail. Mon- tues / Wed -Thurs Ect.... Until you can fill your week with lotsa pussy! It gets really confusing, that why I say take notes, because it is hard to keep track of them all! It really is!

I can say that finding a piece of ass online is one of the easiest things I have ever done.... I suck out in public, clubs and bars not my thing at all...but this really works. The girls you seem to find also seem to be a different breed and will do crazy shit that most wont....those are the ones you keep...haha!
Really good things do come out of it too..... I met my present g/f online and we have been together for almost 9 mos and going strong!

If anyone thinks im an ass GO FUCK YOURSELF!
If anyone wants advice email me!

-UglyOrange

Dude, that isn't the recipe for an instant fuck friend.

It's the recipe for a long-term relationship. Great advice. Could you plan the wedding too?

Sheesh, I believe the original thread was about finding someone to fuck on the first date....NOT someone who you could cuddle with while you expore your inner-most sensitive feelings...

Voodoo · 10-08-2002, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
I think deep down inside all girls are sluts at times. What's wrong with a little unadulterated sex between near-strangers. As long as you know you don't have to wake up next to them for the rest of your life.

Hey PK... When you are feeling a little "Slutty" at some point, can ya give me a booty call? I'll come take care of ya.

j/k

cherrylula · 10-08-2002, 10:16 AM

In 97 I flew my online aol-ass 2,000 miles to New Orleans, and surprised my online aol-ass (Fletch).

It was four days of complete chaos, one of the funnest things I ever did.

Within 6 months I was living there, and now we live here (cali).

Fuck that just makes me want to fly to New Orleans and party my fucking ass off right now. Fuuuuuuuck.

CDSmith · 10-08-2002, 10:16 AM

I think Pete theFly wrote some chapters in the book on picking up chatroom fucksluts.

T'd be interesting to read some of his stories. Yup.

Voodoo · 10-08-2002, 10:20 AM

I keep trying to get dates on ICQ, but everytime Emma ICQs me, she keeps repeating herself, talking about "Come visit my website! I'm waiting for you!".

J/K

Babaganoosh · 10-08-2002, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

How could you leave that part out? But change it to that she did fingerbang your man pussy. And you loved it.

Yeah, like that.

Damnit, I need to write some story content. I will write it, send it to you to "edit" and we'll release it. Just as long as it's known to be a work of fiction and that nothing and I mean NOTHING enters my "man pussy".

DjSap · 10-08-2002, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UglyOrangeCouch
Those of you looking for some strange ass online would be surprised to find out actually how easy it is.
I am not going to say how many girls I have reeled in for a score but it is probably enough to scare 99.9% of the girls I meet away if I was honest with them. Lets just say it is close to triple digits.

I think the key thing is being shy, jacking off BEFORE you talk to anyone... and actually listen and ask lots of questions. Women love it when you inquire about them and listen to them. Make them feel special, make them your friend. Make them feel like their feelings and opinions matter.

You would be AMAZED at how easy this is once you do it a few times. KEEPING YOUR COCK OUT OF THIS IS KEY!

Week 1: Friendly chat, get to know the girl, save coversations for later review. Block her for a few days, make her wonder where you went to... Talk to her again, always ttelling her how nice it was to have a good conv. with someone on the internet for once... YOU GET THE IDEA.. Flatter her...LEAVE OUT SEX!

Week 2-3: Depending if you are good or not, she may actually give you her cell# (most of the time they will do that rather than a home phone) Take the # but dont call her, make her wait, just keep talking to her on the puter, until she keeps bringing up the fact that U wont call then finally DO IT!

Week 3-4: Start the calling, no phonesex! get to know her on a deeper level, be friendly, be her friend, tell her that although you know you are just chatting, you was kinda thinking about meeting up with her and what it would be like..... act like you were kinda scared to bring it up.... She will let you know if the idea was out of line or not. Meeting in a public place for a short while is good ...... If she keeps talking to you after that you knooow tou are not too gruesome and she might be interested!

Week 4-5: Invite her over to your place. Tell her although you could go out in public, you think quality time is better. If you did your job in the previous weeks, she will be more than comfortable with you and will say yes!

You have her at your place, what to do now? You have treated her with such respect until now that she probably things that you are some dream guy she has always wanted! It going to be easy to get down her pants in most cases,

Now if you are good at this like I am you will be working on many possible prospects at the same time. Telling the different girls that your job requies much of your time is a good thing to do. Tell the girls you are only avail. Mon- tues / Wed -Thurs Ect.... Until you can fill your week with lotsa pussy! It gets really confusing, that why I say take notes, because it is hard to keep track of them all! It really is!

I can say that finding a piece of ass online is one of the easiest things I have ever done.... I suck out in public, clubs and bars not my thing at all...but this really works. The girls you seem to find also seem to be a different breed and will do crazy shit that most wont....those are the ones you keep...haha!
Really good things do come out of it too..... I met my present g/f online and we have been together for almost 9 mos and going strong!

If anyone thinks im an ass GO FUCK YOURSELF!
If anyone wants advice email me!

-UglyOrange

You have sex week 4-5...wtf...you can just go to a bar and get laid within a couple of hours...

ColKurtz · 10-08-2002, 10:29 AM

Online girls is kind of a mixed bag. For every half way decent chick there are girls that lie like crazy.

I used to be into that, but after all the games and being stood up like 4 times, it just got old.

Just for sex I could see it being good. But anything more than that is a lost cause because most of the girls have such emotional problems.

Im not that into casual sex because theres way too much disease. I dont feel like getting herpes or gonorhea or some shit from some stupid slut that opens her legs to every guy out there.

salsbury · 10-08-2002, 10:30 AM

if it wasn't for yahoo chat, i'd never get laid.

Ramster · 10-08-2002, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
I keep trying to get dates on ICQ, but everytime Emma ICQs me, she keeps repeating herself, talking about "Come visit my website! I'm waiting for you!".

J/K

And Erica too?

Beastiepoo · 10-08-2002, 10:38 AM

Never met up with anyone from chat room/aol/icq but my husband and I did meet in a MUD. We chatted for a while online and on the phone and then I flew over the Atlantic to meet him. Two weeks with him and it was certain. I was back 6 weeks later and we were married about 6 months after that. Happily married now for nearly 3 years with first baby on the way.

Rictor · 10-08-2002, 11:23 AM

Pretty much all the chicks I have met online wanted to fuck on the first date or before the first date, acting like they are into one-night stands. Then the next morning they sing a different tune and try to latch on. I finally got sick of it and just married one of those chat whores to get it over with. Life is easier now.

Morgan · 10-08-2002, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster

And Erica too?

Erica is mine! Hands off people!!!

PS. ICQ isnt the best chat method of getting laid, the girls using it are too educated. You want the stupid newbies from aol.

dig420 · 10-08-2002, 12:42 PM

I don't see any chatrooms in my ICQ preferences...

beerbust03 · 10-08-2002, 12:46 PM

Well, well, well. Yes online dating is for booty calls only. It's a quick fix to a temporary problem. It works and I advise all of you to do it, (safely). It's a rush that can't be explained. Especially when the person is down for whatever. And being a woman today, we can hold our own just like a guy, if not better. I love having the sex drive of a trucker and am not afraid to admit it. Cum one cum all! It's a jungle out there, but someone has to tame the beasts.

Go get em Tiger!

CDSmith · 10-08-2002, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Pretty much all the chicks I have met online wanted to fuck on the first date or before the first date, acting like they are into one-night stands. Then the next morning they sing a different tune and try to latch on. I finally got sick of it and just married one of those chat whores to get it over with. Life is easier now.

Laura will kick your ass for that.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-08-2002, 01:03 PM

this post is too funny, i laugh my ass off when i get an icq from some lonely ass loser (i guess i am referring to you guys that troll the net looking for pussy)

"hi, i am horny"...my answer "great, i am a hooker, send me some money and i will fuck you like no one else has"

I really find it hard to believe that any one even answers the lonley spank monkeys....let alone fucks them!

silver · 10-08-2002, 01:04 PM

AOL Chics are lame , i met two chics off there , both looked nothing like thier pics and were fat pigs . Both claimed to be single and turned out they were married.

After that i gave up.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-08-2002, 01:13 PM

lamer yet, guys who think they are the love gods of the web

you need

Dax · 10-08-2002, 01:19 PM

Yahoo chat...

Yikes!

I have banged SEVERAL girls that I have met off yahoo chat.. for some reason they are all EASY!

Ride · 10-08-2002, 01:39 PM

So Yahoo Chat seems to be the hotspot for sluts???

I am heading there now..

Ride

Morgan · 10-08-2002, 01:44 PM

Dax · 10-08-2002, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ride
So Yahoo Chat seems to be the hotspot for sluts???

I am heading there now..

Ride

At least the Miami rooms.. are waaaay easy... At one point I was slamming a new girl a week, with several weeks at 2 a week..... just from yahoo...

These internet girls are all whorish... Gotta love 'em!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-08-2002, 02:04 PM

where would all us whores be without you lame ass BOYS to keep us amused

Scully0325 · 10-08-2002, 02:28 PM

a guy actually emailed me because he had read my AOL profile - we met, had an affair, still see each other from time to time.. that was in 1999 (he's a cop and patrols the area near my office in downtown Seattle)

,,

SleazyDream · 10-08-2002, 02:35 PM

this thread sounds like a sleazydream story

10-08-2002, 01:17 AM	#1
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	Getting laid on AOL Well... Few years back I used to search the AOL profiles for chicks in my area and would copy/paste some cheezy messages to those AOL sluts looking for the bone. I probably went and met up with about 20 girls from AOL within a couple years and 95% of them were willing to do whatever I wanted the first time we met. Is AOL a spawning place for sluts? Is it still like this? I havent slutted around there for awhile but I bet its still rockin! Who else out there has hooked a buncha AOL sluts? __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

10-08-2002, 01:18 AM	#2
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10-08-2002, 01:19 AM	#3
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	Not near as many as I had last week. __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

10-08-2002, 01:31 AM	#4
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	in the early days of my AOL experience, I met up with only one AOL booty call...flew to LA to meet her.....was totally amazing sex for the whole weekend, then I flew back home, we only spoke a few times after that....one of the few gals who actually looked like the pic she sent and wasn't a total psycho ;))) __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

10-08-2002, 01:42 AM	#6
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	PK, what are you doing this weekend? hehe __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

10-08-2002, 01:36 AM	#5
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	I think deep down inside all girls are sluts at times. What's wrong with a little unadulterated sex between near-strangers. As long as you know you don't have to wake up next to them for the rest of your life.

10-08-2002, 02:29 AM	#10
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Never used AOL but I was going to night classes in Kansas City and really wasn't interested in what was going on in class so I was surfing around trying to refrain from checking stats in class. I decided to hit yahoo and waste some time in a chatroom. I started talking to a chick from the KC area. I told her where I was and it turned out she was only a few miles away. We were both bored as hell and decided to meet at O'Dowds (an irish pub in the downtown area). We both described what we were wearing and agreed to meet there around 9:30. We met and had several drinks and talked for a while. About 2 AM she said she needed to take off. No problem, she was beautiful and getting even better looking the drunker I got but I wasn't going to try anything. I was kinda tired myself and WAY too drunk to drive back to Lawrence where I live. I told her I was going to get a hotel room because I was so ungodly drunk. She invited me to stay at her place but I really didn't feel like going there and meeting her roommates in the morning. She hugged me, gave me her phone number and walked out the door. I finished my beer and headed out too. I went to the garage to get my car and drive a few blocks away to a decent hotel. Just as I got to my car, Amber pulled up behind me and asked if she could come with me to the hotel since she was "too drunk to make it home". Sure, whatever you want. Follow me. All the hotel had left was a couple of rooms with single beds. She said, we're both adults, we'll cope. Whatever, I just wanted to take a leak and go to bed at that point. We got up to the room and she called dibs on the bathroom. Fine, I waited my turn. When she came out I went in and took a leak and guzzled some water to help with the impending hangover. When I came out, she was already in bed. Covered up on her own side. I offered to sleep on the floor and she said that wasn't necessary. Fine, whatever...must sleep. I can't sleep in my clothes so I warned her that I always sleep in just my boxers. That's fine she said. I lost my clothes down to my boxers, covered up, killed the light and said goodnight. I tossed and turned a little and she asked if I was having trouble sleeping. Yes, definitely. The goddamned room keeps spinning. She said she gives the worlds greatest backrubs and offered me one. Sweet deal. She told me to roll over and she sat on my back and leaned down towards my head. I felt the oh-so-familiar warm, wet spot on my back. She wasn't wearing anything but earrings! After about a 3 minute backrub she started kissing my neck and needless to say I was no longer interested in a nap. We spent the rest of the night fucking like rabbits all over that room. Needless to say I haven't spoken to her since but I have always wondered if she made a habit out of doing that or if she wondered the same thing about me. Either way it turned out well but I never really went back to yahoo to try to duplicate the results. It seems pathetic, but somehow waking up naked next to a beautiful 23 year old brunette makes it seem considerably less pathetic. Is this something I could have made a habit out of? __________________ I like pie.

10-08-2002, 02:32 AM	#11
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	I almost spanked it to your story! __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

10-08-2002, 02:33 AM	#12
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Did you submit that to Penthouse Forum Letter shit place yet? Last edited by [Labret]; 10-08-2002 at 02:35 AM..

10-08-2002, 02:41 AM	#14
Brown Bear Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,982	More details please... did she swallow? __________________ Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

10-08-2002, 02:59 AM	#15
sweandy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Europe Posts: 422	Taht was a great story you should license it

10-08-2002, 03:07 AM	#16
RaiDeN Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 496	Maybe stupid but i know a guy who gets all of his GF's and dates trough icq/msn lol, some lasting for over 3 years ;) It does work for shy people also a lot. they can talk to girls how they want, and break the ice easier. And they wont "shut down" when they are really next to them cause it will make him feel more confident

10-08-2002, 04:47 AM	#21
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	how do you get dates on icq? just wait for a chick to hit you up or do you start msg'ing random chicks or something? I had no idea all this was going on LOL

10-08-2002, 05:32 AM	#22
UglyOrangeCouch Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 43	Those of you looking for some strange ass online would be surprised to find out actually how easy it is. I am not going to say how many girls I have reeled in for a score but it is probably enough to scare 99.9% of the girls I meet away if I was honest with them. Lets just say it is close to triple digits. I think the key thing is being shy, jacking off BEFORE you talk to anyone... and actually listen and ask lots of questions. Women love it when you inquire about them and listen to them. Make them feel special, make them your friend. Make them feel like their feelings and opinions matter. You would be AMAZED at how easy this is once you do it a few times. KEEPING YOUR COCK OUT OF THIS IS KEY! Week 1: Friendly chat, get to know the girl, save coversations for later review. Block her for a few days, make her wonder where you went to... Talk to her again, always ttelling her how nice it was to have a good conv. with someone on the internet for once... YOU GET THE IDEA.. Flatter her...LEAVE OUT SEX! Week 2-3: Depending if you are good or not, she may actually give you her cell# (most of the time they will do that rather than a home phone) Take the # but dont call her, make her wait, just keep talking to her on the puter, until she keeps bringing up the fact that U wont call then finally DO IT! Week 3-4: Start the calling, no phonesex! get to know her on a deeper level, be friendly, be her friend, tell her that although you know you are just chatting, you was kinda thinking about meeting up with her and what it would be like..... act like you were kinda scared to bring it up.... She will let you know if the idea was out of line or not. Meeting in a public place for a short while is good ...... If she keeps talking to you after that you knooow tou are not too gruesome and she might be interested! Week 4-5: Invite her over to your place. Tell her although you could go out in public, you think quality time is better. If you did your job in the previous weeks, she will be more than comfortable with you and will say yes! You have her at your place, what to do now? You have treated her with such respect until now that she probably things that you are some dream guy she has always wanted! It going to be easy to get down her pants in most cases, Now if you are good at this like I am you will be working on many possible prospects at the same time. Telling the different girls that your job requies much of your time is a good thing to do. Tell the girls you are only avail. Mon- tues / Wed -Thurs Ect.... Until you can fill your week with lotsa pussy! It gets really confusing, that why I say take notes, because it is hard to keep track of them all! It really is! I can say that finding a piece of ass online is one of the easiest things I have ever done.... I suck out in public, clubs and bars not my thing at all...but this really works. The girls you seem to find also seem to be a different breed and will do crazy shit that most wont....those are the ones you keep...haha! Really good things do come out of it too..... I met my present g/f online and we have been together for almost 9 mos and going strong! If anyone thinks im an ass GO FUCK YOURSELF! If anyone wants advice email me! -UglyOrange

10-08-2002, 05:44 AM	#23
pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	I really have no desire to talk to chicks online unless i'm piss drunk and it's like 4am, but then there are only busted chicks online ;-P __________________ FreshBucks \| Webmaster Vault \| GayAW Trusted Names in Adult. ICQ 9157.3698

10-08-2002, 09:35 AM	#24
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	Online ass is only good for one night stands.. __________________ Sig heil

10-08-2002, 10:16 AM	#27
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	In 97 I flew my online aol-ass 2,000 miles to New Orleans, and surprised my online aol-ass (Fletch). It was four days of complete chaos, one of the funnest things I ever did. Within 6 months I was living there, and now we live here (cali). Fuck that just makes me want to fly to New Orleans and party my fucking ass off right now. Fuuuuuuuck.

10-08-2002, 10:16 AM	#28
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I think Pete theFly wrote some chapters in the book on picking up chatroom fucksluts. T'd be interesting to read some of his stories. Yup. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-08-2002, 10:20 AM	#29
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	I keep trying to get dates on ICQ, but everytime Emma ICQs me, she keeps repeating herself, talking about "Come visit my website! I'm waiting for you!". J/K __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

10-08-2002, 10:29 AM	#32
ColKurtz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cambodia Posts: 596	Online girls is kind of a mixed bag. For every half way decent chick there are girls that lie like crazy. I used to be into that, but after all the games and being stood up like 4 times, it just got old. Just for sex I could see it being good. But anything more than that is a lost cause because most of the girls have such emotional problems. Im not that into casual sex because theres way too much disease. I dont feel like getting herpes or gonorhea or some shit from some stupid slut that opens her legs to every guy out there.

10-08-2002, 10:30 AM	#33
salsbury Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,070	if it wasn't for yahoo chat, i'd never get laid. __________________

10-08-2002, 10:38 AM	#35
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Never met up with anyone from chat room/aol/icq but my husband and I did meet in a MUD. We chatted for a while online and on the phone and then I flew over the Atlantic to meet him. Two weeks with him and it was certain. I was back 6 weeks later and we were married about 6 months after that. Happily married now for nearly 3 years with first baby on the way. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

10-08-2002, 11:23 AM	#36
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Pretty much all the chicks I have met online wanted to fuck on the first date or before the first date, acting like they are into one-night stands. Then the next morning they sing a different tune and try to latch on. I finally got sick of it and just married one of those chat whores to get it over with. Life is easier now.

10-08-2002, 12:42 PM	#38
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	I don't see any chatrooms in my ICQ preferences...

10-08-2002, 12:46 PM	#39
beerbust03 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 911	Well, well, well. Yes online dating is for booty calls only. It's a quick fix to a temporary problem. It works and I advise all of you to do it, (safely). It's a rush that can't be explained. Especially when the person is down for whatever. And being a woman today, we can hold our own just like a guy, if not better. I love having the sex drive of a trucker and am not afraid to admit it. Cum one cum all! It's a jungle out there, but someone has to tame the beasts. Go get em Tiger! __________________ Hehehehe

10-08-2002, 01:03 PM	#41
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	this post is too funny, i laugh my ass off when i get an icq from some lonely ass loser (i guess i am referring to you guys that troll the net looking for pussy) "hi, i am horny"...my answer "great, i am a hooker, send me some money and i will fuck you like no one else has" I really find it hard to believe that any one even answers the lonley spank monkeys....let alone fucks them!

10-08-2002, 01:04 PM	#42
silver Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: FL Posts: 1,078	AOL Chics are lame , i met two chics off there , both looked nothing like thier pics and were fat pigs . Both claimed to be single and turned out they were married. After that i gave up. __________________ yay

10-08-2002, 01:13 PM	#43
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	lamer yet, guys who think they are the love gods of the web you need

10-08-2002, 01:19 PM	#44
Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	Yahoo chat... Yikes! I have banged SEVERAL girls that I have met off yahoo chat.. for some reason they are all EASY!

10-08-2002, 01:39 PM	#45
Ride Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: FL, USA Posts: 103	So Yahoo Chat seems to be the hotspot for sluts??? I am heading there now.. Ride

10-08-2002, 01:44 PM	#46
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	__________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

10-08-2002, 02:04 PM	#48
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	where would all us whores be without you lame ass BOYS to keep us amused

10-08-2002, 02:28 PM	#49
Scully0325 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 354	a guy actually emailed me because he had read my AOL profile - we met, had an affair, still see each other from time to time.. that was in 1999 (he's a cop and patrols the area near my office in downtown Seattle) ,, __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-08-2002, 02:35 PM	#50
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	this thread sounds like a sleazydream story __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.