LOL,,, 99% of these girls in the chat rooms you wouldn't even give the time of day if you seen them first...


if you do meet someone online,, then you should do it in a public place like the mall... check her out from a good distance where she won't recognize you,, if you don't like just leave,,


most of the time thier pictures are like 10 years old and 100 pound lighter,,

an old room mate of mine used to do that but every chick he met on aol was fucking nasty. I mean nasty man.

Never thought of doing it cuz I prefer to look and weed out the girls I want to bang instead of randomly meeting them through pictures and text exchanges.

Thats fucking lame Ganja. I'm happy to hear you got some quality ass, but you musta gotten mad lucky.

Wait a minute, do you live in southern CA?

You go girl!:thumbsup

you like to dump the bodies alongside lonely stretches of highway too? hmmm, trucker sex...........

Yeah....And do you want to be my next victim?:1orglaugh

MSN'sRELIGION chat worked well for me, believe it or not. Used to be an MSN "guide" for their Religion rooms, I did that part time (couple nights a week, got "paid" in free internet access etc) for 2 years and ended up having affairs with 9 women, 8 of em were christians, ranging in age from 18-41.

I agree with orange btw. Work on 'em for a few weeks or longer so they become completely comfortable with you. The best affair I had off of a chatroom was a christian woman in S. Cal who I talked to for 8 MONTHS before hitting it. If you want a 1 nighter, then dont worry about it, but I don't find one night stands nearly as fun as affairs lasting maybe a month or two.

Newport Beach holds some good women! I would always require a picture before I met anyone when I did this. If the picture looked good then I would agree to meet. No girl I met ever was not the girl from the picture... I doubt any girl would send you a fake pic then actually make the effort to meet you. I have had plenty of girls send me their pics and I thought they were ugly or whatever... I wouldnt meet those girls. hehe

Best fucking thread I've read these past few horseshit days!

:stoned

vik

This is one of the best posts I've ever read.
I'm with you PK. :thumbsup

Actually,

AOL is the easiest to get laid from, hell its almost as easy as the tradeshow models!

Usually true for chicks who are interested in 1 night stands. They tend to be unattractive and desperate, or have emotional "issues" of one sort or another. Thats why you go for the girls who aren't out for one nighters, the ones who aren't thinking about sex at the time (or aren't willing to admit it..), and cultivate them over a period of weeks or months.

As orange said, you can do this with quite a few women at once. Just takes a little patience.

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh


You gotta try Yahoo... man.. eAsy! If you are half way decent looking, they all want you!

You do the profile thing I take it?

NO, actually in miami they do get togethers.. and they set up parties at houses/clubs..etc.. so you get to see them all in one place and u get to attack whoever u want.. =) It works perfect!

Good shit :) Gotta see if they do something similar here. Never been on Yahoo chat before. Their personals worked for me a few times tho, back when they were free.

something like that may make for some good advertisement..

I've done it 3 times. My local area right now sux tho -- most of the girls online in my area are too spread out (north Florida is mostly rural) -- lots of trailer trash unless you want to drive... If I lived in Miami I'd be rocking all the time -- some damn fine girls online down there. Advantage of chat/IM over real life -- you can say pretty much anything without getting kicked in the nuts. LOL

Lots of em are ugly but you would be suprised. Lots of these girls are stuck at home for various reasons.

a) no car
b) 18-21 -- too young to go out anywhere
c) sick relative

etc.

Fuck chats rooms Im to paranoid I would be thinking they are really not females just gay bastards trying to wack off to my bomb ass game.:BangBang:

Okay just wondering how many people here went to AOL or Yahoo after reading this thread:glugglug

I am guilty. I went to yahoo. Never knew they even had chats there. heheh. Regional even, thats the shit right there!!! haha, watch out ladies...

But for some reason I didnt know what to say. I had keyboard fright. It used to be sooo easy to say stupid shit and get these chicks. Ive been out of the Internet Mating game too long.

Good time chatting with girls in russia. I plan going there one soon day.

Ganjasaurus - change your fucking sig.
Its annoying as hell.

Anyway I've met a few girls from the computer. There are some idiots who pretend to be girls, normally these are the ones who seem ultra open to talk about sexual things. They are easy to spot, but if in doubt always suggest using the phone before you meet anyone in real life.

Its a no brainer if a girl writes slutty things in her profile that she is open about sex. If you just targeted girls who act like sluts its no surprise 95% are.

picking up girls online, LOL

actually, to clarify, my post wasnt about trying to set up a relationship if you read it all the way through... It is about working many girls at once and getting GOOD LOOKING STEADY ASS.. girls that worship you because of the way you treat them, not nasty ass one night stand bitches. My post was how I hook it up with the "good" girls...... Anyone can go online and scorre a nasty bitch! You have to step the game up a notch if you want the good shit! You have to be persistent and this is why it takes weeks, not hours or days. But if you play your cards right, you have a good lookin bitches eating out of your hand for quite some time....

-UglyOrange

hmmm, if a psycho truckdriver picked up a psycho hooker, I wonder how that'd work out?

UglyOrange has the right idea, but I think he might take it a step further than most need to. I've met a number of girls from AOL, Yahoo, AFF and MSN and some are easy, some are hard as hell to give it up... just have to work at it. I've had chicks that I met on AOL over at my apartment within 45 minutes and then some it has taken me 6 months to get the hook up. AOL is easy to find chicks on pending on your demographics. If you live in a town that has 25,000 good luck.. but when you live in a big city like Dallas then you're in luck.

UglyOrange wanna trade list? lol

Hi, how r u? I M Horny!

dont steal my yahoo chicks in the Los ANgeles rooms!!:ak47:

Ahhh hah. So you hook anything from here??? what area are you inA?

dude I hook up with all kinds of ass (not bragging) but the yahoo girls are an easy easy lay. The weekdays are reserved for meeting chicks online and the weekend is for cruising Sunset or picking up ladies after the club....its never a dull weekend this way!!

No if the Psycho Hooker picked up the truckdriver. You have it reversed. I'm the Psycho and your the wayward traveling truckdriver dropping off fresh meats to Albertson's.:thumbsup

Brown Bear your a legend. :1orglaugh

CDSmith -- since you asked... so far I haven't met in person w/ any girl I'd consider useful for anything more than 1 night of fun... It seems like 90% of the chicks on yahoo are fat or have kids! LOL. Maybe that's just Florida... But the fat chicks are 100x more likely to agree to blow your knob after like 10 minutes of chatting... and sometimes I can't help myself ;)

This is one thing that you say... The chick starts asking all these questions about you -- yadda yadda... try saying this to get them in the sack -- it was worked for me...

"I think you are setting your expectations too high... Let's not build this up to be more than it is until we meet... that way we have no disappointments."

or something to that effect... That way you are saying about 10 things at once:

a) if you is ugly, I don't give a shit about yer personality anyway.
b) i just want to fuck -- you probably just want to fuck too
c) I don't care who you are -- I just want to fuck
d) let's just fuck and get it over with -- fuck the diplomacy
e) these questions are dumb -- just blow me already
f) this conversation is pointless -- i need to bust a nut
g)
...

So you guys are basically saying that yahoo girls convert much better then aol girls? i'm curious, what are the conversion rates? also, how are the rebills on those? do they come back for more, or do they just try your dick once and thats it? Maybe quite can post his stats too and we can all compare

PK, your slut comment does not hold true. Some of us are as pure as the winter snow! If you have this slutty side, why don't you meet people? You are a recluse who lives in a dreamland. Name one person in the porn business you have met? Why not venture out and let your slutty side have a little fun. If you like women, call Nina or Danni or any number of attractive women who like being with females. From your posts, you seem very bitter about men. So try women and come out of your shell.:Graucho

Funny. :1orglaugh

You are a retard!

I'll even give them a free 30 minute trial and if they don't like it they can fuck off.

Um, I bet your profile has a line like this...

I am REAL, u b REAL 2...

Stupid idiot, I guess you should realize this board has search features.

PK...do you still have your old AOL account?

I still do..but very rarely use it.

I think..I may log on once a week to delete my spam..thats about it anymore.
Maybe read the sports.

I have also banged some ho's off AOL...

Easy game there.

I Have actually met 3 seperate babes there via slumming the chatrooms, I toss in the 420 friendly chat, that way, when you DO meet at the local resturant or bar you can then have a really good reason to ask her to roll back to your crib and burn a phattie, then its all over from there....

All 3 times, we came back to my pad, burned one, had a few drinks here and then got our freak on til the break of dawn.

None of them wanted a relationship, which at the time was cool with Herb K since I wanted to get all the AOL hoes I wanted after the 1st one panned out.

Havent really cruised the ads lately, lol......maybe this eve

Lates y'all

Herb K

Right!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh love those Bot's

there was a guy about 3 months ago that had a chat with a Spambot selling Webmaster signups, and he dident even get it was a Bot, before he told us about it - that was so funny

I met my current boyfriend online. I'm hoping for a similar senario to your relationship!

P.S. I'm excited for you! 4 weeks! Think you will post a picture of your baby when you are finally blessed? :)

This must be the hottest topic in the country right now. A few of my computer illiterate (35y/o-plus rich and married) friends were each separately asking me to help them to get in on this online dating action that everyone is talking about. They figured since I spend so much time on computers I know where to go to find the babes. I HAVE NO IDEA!

I was going to give them my AFF link and make some money off of them.

What exactly is this... simple chatrooms or a personals area?

AOL is super easy to get some women. Thats why I still have AOL despite I have braoadband with Verizon. I only have my AOL account to get some PUSSY.

AOL has a 'search member directory' feature. You use that, you select 'show only members online right now', type in your location, and BAM. It returns a chock full of results of potential hot pussy, in your area.


Then you come up with some simple intro shit, like "Hi, nice profile. m/24/NY, wanna chat?" You copy and paste that shit in an IM to every interesting profile you see.

Heres the psychology of it all.

If a girl is not interested in getting dick, or at least meeting new people, then you will get NO reply. But if she is, she will respond.

My gf has an aol profile, and as soon as she logs on, she gets bombarded with the same crap. Guy after guy, 'nice profile, blah blah'. So imagine, the same girls you are pitching too, are also getting the same shit from who knows how many other guys. So if you get a response back, you already got one foot in the door. Girls like that, talking to a few different guys at once, are attention seekers. I believe the scientific definition is actually, 'whore', but I may be mistaken.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.