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Fuck! SykkBoy RIP
You are viewing the post of a dead man..
the cause? I was busy working and chatting and watching baseball...Today is my anniversary...I totally forgot.......I'm so fucking dead... my wife's words to me: "You stupid cock. Sleep with on eye open tonight motherfucker! I might just scrape your eyes out with an ice cream scoop while you sleep." ok, those weren't the exact words, but that's what she implied... so, if I don't post for the next few days....it's because my wife buried a pitchfork into the back of my skull...............
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Good luck surviving the coming week.
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She sounds like a bitch. I would get a divorce.
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it's never too late to make it up!
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Am I in the will?
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It's been fun knowing ya, dead man walking.
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I better get my neck, tongue and jaw in gear...it's going to be cunnilingus city for about 6 or 7 hours..........
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First off tell her you're a dumbass..well in the regards that you forgot the anniversary. for some reason it makes me feel better when my man says he's a dumb ass for shit he's done
![]() a nice phat massage lots of good lickin (its a must) mmm somewhere in there remind her that you're a dumb ass (she doesn't want you to forget) and of course take all the verbal bashing with the loving words, yes dear... and after all of this...it still probably won't work GOOD LUCK! |
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I was extrapolating... From the sound of it, "Little Sykkboy" is in real danger.
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I added some pics of Gemma to my "look at my sexy pics" thread I have been running today in your honor, by the way. Should I add some more?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=80860
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Awww, poor Sykky. You're in the shit now, sweet thang!
PS - if things get too hairy, I have some space in the corner of my office... should be just about your size ![]()
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How COULD you!?
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Haha SyKK brutha...I know how ya feel.
Few years ago. I forgot my Moms birthday...but them again..that was 15 years ago and I was at my first week at a new job. Working night and making $15 bucks an hour..so I somewhat had an excuse. But everyone in the family forgot too..lol Oh well...last year...everyone forgot mine so no biggie..lol But Anniversaries are different..lol Guess that means no nookie togight...lmao |
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Your best bet is to start working on a REALLY special day for this coming weekend. Book a bed and breakfast, plan a road trip and picnic, or take her out an hit all her favorite spots for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and everything in between...
a present and a gift are two different sentiments ~ you can buy her a present, or you can create for her a gift.
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well, I made a little progress...not quite that much....this morning I avoided farting in bed and hoving her ehad under the covers....I clippede my toenails in the bathroom instead of at the foot of the bed and I lowered the seat back down after my early morning piss.......
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Cut your dick off just to prove how sorry you are.
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And that's going easy on yourself
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she foragve me after almost 2 hours of cunnilingus....see, this is why she stays with me after all these years and puts up with my shit....I was taught by a bisexual woman how to "make a woman happy" Best education I ever got in my life....ugh, my neck still hurts though.......
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