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Old 10-06-2002, 08:13 PM   #1
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You are viewing the post of a dead man..

the cause? I was busy working and chatting and watching baseball...Today is my anniversary...I totally forgot.......I'm so fucking dead...

my wife's words to me:
"You stupid cock. Sleep with on eye open tonight motherfucker! I might just scrape your eyes out with an ice cream scoop while you sleep."

ok, those weren't the exact words, but that's what she implied...

so, if I don't post for the next few days....it's because my wife buried a pitchfork into the back of my skull...............
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:14 PM   #2
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:20 PM   #3
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:23 PM   #5
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:26 PM   #6
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:32 PM   #7
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She sounds like a bitch. I would get a divorce.
you'd better change your address dude...she read that and said she's going to cut your cock off and stick it up your nose after shoving her huge black dildo up your ass and setting your face on fire........
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She operates huge black dildos ? I start doubting your skills, sykkboy ...
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it's never too late to make it up!
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:34 PM   #10
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you'd better change your address dude...she read that and said she's going to cut your cock off and stick it up your nose after shoving her huge black dildo up your ass and setting your face on fire........
Sounds like a fun time! Send her over
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:36 PM   #12
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She operates huge black dildos ? I start doubting your skills, sykkboy ...
well, I...um...you see...uh...I...fuck.....
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well, I...um...you see...uh...I...fuck.....

1.5 inches is nothing to be ashame of, really.
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:37 PM   #14
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the cause? I was busy working and chatting and watching baseball...Today is my anniversary...I totally forgot.......I'm so fucking dead...

You'll only be dead if you're lucky. You have years of punishment ahead for this.

It's been fun knowing ya, dead man walking.
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:40 PM   #16
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it's never too late to make it up!
yeah it is...if I get her something now, it just seems like a token thing instead of sincere.....

I better get my neck, tongue and jaw in gear...it's going to be cunnilingus city for about 6 or 7 hours..........
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:43 PM   #17
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:45 PM   #19
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yeah, you get my used tampon collection, the Evlis Booger sculpture and my lifetime subscription to my favorite porn site
Gemmy will be hurt when she hears that...
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:46 PM   #20
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First off tell her you're a dumbass..well in the regards that you forgot the anniversary. for some reason it makes me feel better when my man says he's a dumb ass for shit he's done hehe

a nice phat massage
lots of good lickin (its a must)
mmm somewhere in there remind her that you're a dumb ass
(she doesn't want you to forget)
and of course take all the verbal bashing with the loving words, yes dear...

and after all of this...it still probably won't work
GOOD LUCK!
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I will cherish these items...
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Old 10-06-2002, 08:55 PM   #22
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Gemmy will be hurt when she hears that...
well, let her know I may finally be available ;)))
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I will cherish these items...
as I know you will, hence me bequeathing them upon you....
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well, let her know I may finally be available ;)))
I don't think she's into one-eyed castrati, dude.
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I don't think she's into one-eyed castrati, dude.
but my wife didn't threaten my cock (yet) just my eyeballs and the back of my skull....luckily she can no longer threaten me with "I'll shave you bald, you dumb hippy fuck"
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I was extrapolating... From the sound of it, "Little Sykkboy" is in real danger.
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You are viewing the post of a dead man..

the cause? I was busy working and chatting and watching baseball...Today is my anniversary...I totally forgot.......I'm so fucking dead...

my wife's words to me:
"You stupid cock. Sleep with on eye open tonight motherfucker! I might just scrape your eyes out with an ice cream scoop while you sleep."
i dont get it. she doesnt like baseball?
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I added some pics of Gemma to my "look at my sexy pics" thread I have been running today in your honor, by the way. Should I add some more?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=80860
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Awww, poor Sykky. You're in the shit now, sweet thang!

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Haha SyKK brutha...I know how ya feel.

Few years ago. I forgot my Moms birthday...but them again..that was 15 years ago and I was at my first week at a new job. Working night and making $15 bucks an hour..so I somewhat had an excuse.

But everyone in the family forgot too..lol

Oh well...last year...everyone forgot mine so no biggie..lol

But Anniversaries are different..lol

Guess that means no nookie togight...lmao
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Your best bet is to start working on a REALLY special day for this coming weekend. Book a bed and breakfast, plan a road trip and picnic, or take her out an hit all her favorite spots for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and everything in between...

a present and a gift are two different sentiments ~ you can buy her a present, or you can create for her a gift.
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Your best bet is to start working on a REALLY special day for this coming weekend. Book a bed and breakfast, plan a road trip and picnic, or take her out an hit all her favorite spots for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and everything in between...

a present and a gift are two different sentiments ~ you can buy her a present, or you can create for her a gift.

well, I made a little progress...not quite that much....this morning I avoided farting in bed and hoving her ehad under the covers....I clippede my toenails in the bathroom instead of at the foot of the bed and I lowered the seat back down after my early morning piss.......
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well, I made a little progress...not quite that much....this morning I avoided farting in bed and hoving her ehad under the covers....I clippede my toenails in the bathroom instead of at the foot of the bed and I lowered the seat back down after my early morning piss.......
You still have your eyeballs???
No skull fractures???

She's weakening...
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Cut your dick off just to prove how sorry you are.
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yeah.. he'd be sorry all right!
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Cut your dick off just to prove how sorry you are.
that might not be a bad thing....hell, I've already got 3 kids....all my dick does is get in the way of me scratching my balls.......


she foragve me after almost 2 hours of cunnilingus....see, this is why she stays with me after all these years and puts up with my shit....I was taught by a bisexual woman how to "make a woman happy" Best education I ever got in my life....ugh, my neck still hurts though.......
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