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02-22-2008, 10:14 AM
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Confirmed User
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Congratulations to GigoloJustin on a New Baby Girl!
8 lbs 9 ounce girl late last night!
Justin, I told you 9 months ago that you were not just fat, but pregnant too ;) Congrats man!!!! |
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02-22-2008, 10:16 AM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Location: NORCAL
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Congrats - and good luck. (You had a girl, your so screwed!)
This might come in handy! APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: __________________________________________________ ____________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No C. A waterbed? __Yes __No D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No E. A tattoo? __Yes __No F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________ In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________ In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend __________________________________________________ _ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: father? _____________ mother? _____________ pastor? _____________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: __________________________________________________ ____________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: __________________________________________________ ____________ C: A woman's place is in the: __________________________________________________ ____________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: __________________________________________________ ____________ E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________ __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: __________________________________________________ ____________ F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. __________________________________________________ _______ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!) _______________________________ ________________________________ Mother's Signature Father's Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)
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02-22-2008, 10:22 AM
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Confirmed Abuser
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Congrats to Justin!
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02-23-2008, 08:47 AM
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Click on my TCG signature
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Congrats!
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02-23-2008, 08:48 AM
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Show Yer Tits!
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Congrats !
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02-23-2008, 11:40 AM
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Join The Royal Family
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Big congrats!!!
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02-23-2008, 11:56 AM
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FOR HIRE: AFF Manager
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Congrats Justin
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02-23-2008, 11:58 AM
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Confirmed User
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Congrats man
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02-23-2008, 12:13 PM
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Court Jester
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Location: Budapest
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Congrats Justin
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02-23-2008, 12:17 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 12,591
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Time to go buy a shotgun and practice... Congrats
I have a little girl they are so much fun |
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02-23-2008, 03:16 PM
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Now choke yourself!
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THE JUICE GOT LOOSE (nine months ago.)
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02-23-2008, 03:44 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Boneprone's guest house
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Awesome!!
Congrats Justin |
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