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Skillz Unlimited 02-22-2008 12:50 PM
"You know i care about you"

Jens Van Assterdam 02-22-2008 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited (Post 13817774)
"You know i care about you"
haha thats a tough one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mrwilson 02-22-2008 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 13817207)
"I have cancer and will die tomorrow"
Sick, not funny.
I hope you get raped.

Wilbo 02-22-2008 12:58 PM
You may as well, I'm going to tell everyone you did any way.

Kard63 02-22-2008 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 13817132)
Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..
This was my favorite but I would be willing to use any of them except "i love you". If I said that I think I'd lose my mojo, lol.

TheAgent 02-22-2008 01:06 PM
I told her i was Black

gornyhuy 02-22-2008 01:08 PM
I played the sensitive guy who was just blown away by her "glow"...
She was hot, but mid 40s in a bar full of 22 year olds and obviously insecure because of it...

I played it perfectly that I wasn't interested in the super hot chicks all around me, but just kept focused on her and "embarrassed" that I found her so beautiful.

She ate that shit up with a spoon!

L-Pink 02-22-2008 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Twig (Post 13817677)
Thats fucked up. I really am getting sent. In about 2 weeks.
No shit? Take care man!

Scott McD 02-22-2008 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13817708)
Don't worry, I got the money, you WILL get paid.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

96ukssob 02-22-2008 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13817708)
Don't worry, I got the money, you WILL get paid.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh nice

INever 02-22-2008 01:19 PM
It won't hurt, it's not THAT big......:pimp

leroytrolley 02-22-2008 01:19 PM
...i actually forgot to add mine to my own thread.

I once told a girl that I was Ronnie O'Sullivan's Brother.

Actually I've used that one twice. The second time around my mate told her the truth and fucked her himself...bastard!

JamesK 02-22-2008 01:33 PM
Don't worry about a condom, I don't have aids.

Big Red Machine 02-22-2008 02:39 PM
I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.

Due 02-22-2008 02:52 PM
best one was at a party where I said I need to go, I have a date to meet with.
Worked, and was actually true, I should have left though :1orglaugh

Skillz Unlimited 02-22-2008 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 13818231)
I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.
That fuckin rocks! :thumbsup

Treat her exactly like the whore she is for letting a guy fuck her in a club parking lot.

she deserves it.

Redmanthatcould 02-22-2008 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 13818231)
I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.
Dude...that is fucking hilarious

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Heron 02-22-2008 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 13818231)
I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.
Big Red is my hero hahaha

I never lie, actually I usually just treat em like crap until they break down and want to prove to me they are worth something... who knows why chicks need an assholes approval but it works.

D 02-22-2008 05:17 PM
:warning

"No... I'm not your cousin."

/:warning

VeriSexy 02-23-2008 12:21 PM
The I love you card

Drake 02-23-2008 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 13818231)
I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.
:1orglaugh that's horrible

WZRogeR 02-23-2008 02:34 PM
"I fuck you now" :)

dynastoned 02-23-2008 02:49 PM
lol this thread delivers

A-Bomb 02-23-2008 02:54 PM
I'm a Porn Producer (used it at Inernext 2 yrs ago)

I couldn't help but laugh as I watched her give me a BJ through a frame I made with my fingers looking at her with one eye :)

escorpio 02-23-2008 03:04 PM
"No, I didn't put a roofie in your drink."

Jim_Gunn 02-23-2008 03:57 PM
"I promise I'll put you as the main photo on the movie boxcover".

Naughty-Pages 02-23-2008 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by LexiSexton (Post 13817631)
no im not on my period... haha eww...
If it was in the Winter of 1987 in Upstate NY, and you met the guy at a big party and the guy was totally wasted and he took you to his place and the guy went down on you, and you left before he woke up and put a note on the pillow....

I gotta tell you, that was just bullshit.. i couldn't get the shit out of my sheets and when i looked in the mirror in the morning, i was just completely besides myself...

i just gotta say.. it took me 6 years before i was able to go down on a woman again, and at least another 4 more before i could actually enjoy it again...

HouseHead 02-23-2008 11:01 PM
Never had to lie..


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