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sexykat · 02-21-2008, 02:44 PM

Just came across this today. He is selling his girlfriends car, the highest bid is $2 au

Read the whole auction especially the Q&A

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....m=190200556912

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 02:47 PM

funny shit

funky bunch · 02-21-2008, 02:48 PM

haha...does he really want to sell it...

Eriic · 02-21-2008, 02:55 PM

I just made a max bid of $@ on it..................

NosMo · 02-21-2008, 03:27 PM

Sweet ride, makes me wish I could buy it..

NosMo

DatingGold · 02-21-2008, 03:31 PM

too long...

campimp · 02-21-2008, 03:38 PM

Rust Marks: As demonstrated in one of the photos, this luxurious car also sports some very attractive rust marks. One of which resembles the Beard of Jesus Christ. After seeing the uncanny resemblance between the rust mark and the Beard of Jesus, I knew that it was a sign from above. Such Rust Marks can take years to fully develop and they really increase the historic value of the car. Jesus Lives!!! Well his beard does at least.

Vick! · 02-21-2008, 03:46 PM

LOL .. loved these..

Quote:

Q. If I win, can I pay by American Express?

A. What do I look like, a freakin ATM machine?

Quote:

Q. What happens if I pay you cash?

A. You get a pat on the back, and I do Cart Wheels for you. What else are you going to pay me with??? Banana?s??? You freakin dumb ape!!!

Quote:

Q. What is the difference between 92 Charade Model and the 96 Charade Model?

A. About 4 years you Goose!!!

Fap · 02-21-2008, 05:47 PM

hahah good Q&A

Eva PSC · 02-21-2008, 06:16 PM

wish I could afford to buy it! LOL

Miss Munki · 02-21-2008, 06:18 PM

halfpint · 02-21-2008, 06:25 PM

brilliant way to advertise I liked his answer to a question
"Glad you liked it mate. My girlfriend wasnt too impressed. Do you know where the Hell Pittsburgh is?"

Elli · 02-21-2008, 06:58 PM

That's awesome

pornask · 02-21-2008, 07:17 PM

absolutely phenomenal :D

Spunky · 02-21-2008, 07:20 PM

Lol..that was good for a laugh

Stallion · 02-21-2008, 08:03 PM

That is funny as hell...

sexykat · 02-21-2008, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Q. Would this car be suitable for my teenage son’s first car?

A. Why Yes, Happy Birthday Son, we went all out this year, and bought you a freakin piece of sh!t, that comes with a broken steering wheel and rusts mark that looks like Jesus, hope you like it.

Lol.. so funny

Violetta · 02-22-2008, 12:15 AM

Q. Does the car come with warranty?

A. Yes, the car comes with 100 years warranty, or 1,000,000kms, whatever comes first…. IDIOT!!!

Dodge2hot · 02-22-2008, 12:52 AM

Now thats funny. Definately one of the funniest I've seen

woj · 02-22-2008, 01:34 AM

good shit

Bojangles · 02-22-2008, 01:45 AM

Tanker · 02-22-2008, 01:47 AM

I love it!

KILL_FRENZY · 02-22-2008, 04:35 AM

funny

viencarl · 02-22-2008, 06:30 AM

really funny

VeriSexy · 02-22-2008, 06:35 AM

lol that is hilarious

cranki · 02-22-2008, 06:39 AM

hahahahahahha awesome

cool1 · 02-22-2008, 07:20 AM

Q. Does the car come with a free tank of fuel?

A. Yea Sure, you tightarse, why don't i also list you on my Will and sign my house over to you. Have you seen the price of petrol lately you imbecile?

blogman9 · 02-22-2008, 08:38 AM

lol

:1orgla ugh

c0py-BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-22-2008, 08:48 AM

nice auction

bobby666 · 02-22-2008, 08:56 AM

really a nice found

DigitalDruid · 02-22-2008, 09:56 AM

Great read

Brother Bilo · 02-22-2008, 10:15 AM

Funny shit, but whats a keybanger?

Kenny B! · 02-22-2008, 10:25 AM

Hah, it's up to $20

Horny Dude · 02-22-2008, 10:26 AM

Pretty funny, wonder if Ebay will pull it, they are pretty tight arse about listings.

D · 02-22-2008, 10:38 AM

funny stuff.

02-21-2008, 02:44 PM	#1
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