Let?s see how ready you are to become a special agent of the FBI - GoFuckYourself.com

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-21-2008, 10:26 PM

Can you answer ?yes? to ALL of the following questions?

* I?m a U.S. citizen or a citizen of the Northern Mariana Islands.
* I?m at least 23 years old but no older than 37.
* I?ve never been convicted of a felony.
* I have a valid driver?s license.
* I have a four-year degree from an accredited college or university.
* I have at least three years of professional work experience.
* I can pass a drug test and haven?t violated the FBI drug policy.
* I?ve never defaulted on a student loan insured by the U.S. government.
* I can qualify in one of five entry areas: accounting; computer science/information technology; language; law; or diversified.
* I?m in good health and in good shape?see our physical requirements webpage for details?and check out the video!
* I?m available to work anywhere in the world.

Still with us? Then please go to the FBI Jobs website and apply straightaway! Remember, you?ll be competing with thousands of other candidates, so put your best foot forward.

http://www.fbi.gov/page2/feb08/hiring_022108.html

needlive · 02-21-2008, 10:36 PM

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Deputy Chief Command · 02-21-2008, 10:43 PM

I can in fact say YES to all of those . .

perpetual liars too can join I hope ?

CaptainHowdy · 02-21-2008, 10:46 PM

Given my answers I qualify as a wetback...

DaddyHalbucks · 02-21-2008, 10:58 PM

I am a tad too old.

dynastoned · 02-21-2008, 11:06 PM

too young, no education, and i definitely couldn't pass a piss test.

02-21-2008, 10:26 PM	#1
Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	Let?s see how ready you are to become a special agent of the FBI Can you answer ?yes? to ALL of the following questions? * I?m a U.S. citizen or a citizen of the Northern Mariana Islands. * I?m at least 23 years old but no older than 37. * I?ve never been convicted of a felony. * I have a valid driver?s license. * I have a four-year degree from an accredited college or university. * I have at least three years of professional work experience. * I can pass a drug test and haven?t violated the FBI drug policy. * I?ve never defaulted on a student loan insured by the U.S. government. * I can qualify in one of five entry areas: accounting; computer science/information technology; language; law; or diversified. * I?m in good health and in good shape?see our physical requirements webpage for details?and check out the video! * I?m available to work anywhere in the world. Still with us? Then please go to the FBI Jobs website and apply straightaway! Remember, you?ll be competing with thousands of other candidates, so put your best foot forward. http://www.fbi.gov/page2/feb08/hiring_022108.html

02-21-2008, 10:36 PM	#2
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02-21-2008, 10:43 PM	#3
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02-21-2008, 11:06 PM	#6
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