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Supz 02-25-2008 02:33 PM

this is a great thread

BAKO 02-25-2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 13830045)
I used it over the weekend. I feel bad doing it. But it worked without a hitch.

Made 250.00

:pimp:pimp

Pipecrew 02-25-2008 02:45 PM

The only problem is. The non functioning tickets have your seat number on them. Should take "negro" about 2 minutes to figure out where your sitting when he is confronted with selling non scanning tickets. Then said 'negro' uses his other cheap tickets to get in and lay a beat down.

Anal Hobbit 02-25-2008 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 13830959)
The only problem is. The non functioning tickets have your seat number on them. Should take "negro" about 2 minutes to figure out where your sitting when he is confronted with selling non scanning tickets. Then said 'negro' uses his other cheap tickets to get in and lay a beat down.


If the stupid negro is dumb enough to do that (which they arent) I assure you it would be the end of the street biz. The Sports arena and the police would once and for all clear the street of this illegal activity.

Scalping tickets is ILLEGAL. The arena and the police turn a blind eye to it because there have been no public issues.

If something like this were to happen it would be the end of them.

YOu can take that to the bank.

The bosses of the street negros arent about to let that happen. The moment they start to become scarry or dangerous negros they will be taken off the street.

Titty Fucker 02-25-2008 02:56 PM

Damn anal hobbit... Your a crazy negro

Anal Hobbit 02-25-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Fucker (Post 13831034)
Damn anal hobbit... Your a crazy negro


Those look like Trixie Racers Tits..

I fucked her.

Anal Hobbit 02-25-2008 03:45 PM

Please forgive me if this thread comes off as racist.

The last thing I am is racist.

Farang 02-25-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 13814095)
isn't boneprone = anal hobbit?

I was thinking same thing

Anal Hobbit 02-26-2008 10:17 AM

wake up people.

boneprone 03-06-2008 02:24 PM

I used this tip again over the weekend. IT worked again.

No problems.

These negros at the games really are stupid!

TheAgent 03-06-2008 02:36 PM

I love this idea, I will try it with my yanks tickets once season begins

Evil Chris 03-06-2008 07:23 PM

This "trick" probably works, but I would never do it.
Scalpers work together and they are organized and they never forget a face. If you mess with one of them, you're messing with all of them. As a season ticket holder, you likely go to the arena A LOT. You'll see the same guys at every game.

Anal Hobbit hasn't made a dime on this trick.

Wizzo 03-06-2008 08:04 PM

Boneprone and Anal Hobbit going at one another.... great thread!

Newbies should take note and learn... :pimp

Anal Hobbit 03-06-2008 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 13887026)
This "trick" probably works, but I would never do it.
Scalpers work together and they are organized and they never forget a face. If you mess with one of them, you're messing with all of them. As a season ticket holder, you likely go to the arena A LOT. You'll see the same guys at every game.

Anal Hobbit hasn't made a dime on this trick.

Are you black??

Anal Hobbit 03-29-2008 05:48 PM

NBA season is almost over.

Anyone else try this?

Kard63 03-29-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 13813879)
These street negros then sell the tickets to someone stupid enough to buy from a negro. They try to use em to get in, and they come up stolen.

They cant get in.

So the buyer of the stolen tickets then gets the cops or gets in a tiff with the negros over scaming them for tickets.

Becasue of the unprofessional and agressive manner of the typical street negro, this usually ends with huge issues. Even fights.

Lol, dude you are the man

collegeboobies 03-29-2008 07:35 PM

So what happens when they realize you are a season ticket holder and they know your seats? Might have someone waiting next time you show up to enjoy a game.

collegeboobies 03-29-2008 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 13817495)
No..

Becasue these tickets come in a book. You can say the whole book was stolen.

Anal Hobbit is right. THis is a lock of a scam. The scalpers will never work with or coordinate with the ticket office in some investagation to come catch a season ticket holder running this scam.

The scalper and the event ticket office are at war with one another.

The Hobbit is just exploiting this to his advantage.


Except when cops get involved, and realize your season tickets are the same ones coming up every night, and with the way security cams are popping up everywhere you might just be on cam selling the tickets. Maybe even see you selling them while they are investigating the "fight" that breaks out 5 minutes later when someone comes back to complain.

DaddyHalbucks 03-29-2008 07:53 PM

Funny thread, but I wouldn't mess with scalpers. They are street tough.

Juicy D. Links 11-19-2009 05:53 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Ghost 11-19-2009 06:58 PM

Classic bump :1orglaugh

will76 11-19-2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 13813867)
Bring your ID to the game.

Go to the ticket office and tell them you lost your tickets. Because you are a season ticket holder they will look you up and print you up new tickets.. A a result your original tickets get voided or canceled. Reported lost/stolen.

Also MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL allow season ticket holders to now EMAIL tickets to people. You can do this as well. Email the tickets or print up replacement tickets online..

Use these replacement tickets to get into the game.


Sell your originals to the street negros...

Ive made 200.00 a night doing this. Its like they are paying for me to go to the games.

that is dumb, you aren't fucking the street negros you are fucking the white people who need an extra ticket and who buy from the street negros. All the negro does is resell your bad ticket, the person who buys it gets to the gate to find out it is a bad ticket and the street negro is gone... Good job scamming the poor white person who shows up at the game and over pays trying to get to see their team play. :disgust

/dumb

96ukssob 11-19-2009 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 16568761)
that is dumb, you aren't fucking the street negros you are fucking the white people who need an extra ticket and who buy from the street negros. All the negro does is resell your bad ticket, the person who buys it gets to the gate to find out it is a bad ticket and the street negro is gone... Good job scamming the poor white person who shows up at the game and over pays trying to get to see their team play. :disgust

/dumb

yeah for sure. ive seen this happen when I got to Philly games. guys going around offering to buy for a few bucks above ticket price, or threaten to report you for scalping. few hours later they are outside the gate selling the tickets for 3x more :1orglaugh

raven1083 11-19-2009 10:18 PM

thanks for the infos!

Anal Hobbit 04-14-2011 12:42 AM

Since its NBA and NHL Playoffs time I figured it would be a good time to bump this helpful tip.

BAKO 04-14-2011 02:13 AM

thanks for the best tips AH

C H R I S 05-08-2011 08:04 AM

Hi I was here.

Juicy D. Links 06-08-2011 04:41 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jakez 06-08-2011 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13817544)
You could do this after having driven to the game on a stolen tank of gas and having eaten an inexpensive dinner with friends and while having what will end up being a free hooker at your side.

What a night that'd be.

Inexpensive dinner? You haven't heard of the dine and ditch?

Matyko 10-04-2013 12:38 AM

Another classic.
Nostalgic day on this Friday :pimp

nexcom28 10-04-2013 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 19822214)
Another classic.
Nostalgic day on this Friday :pimp

I miss the Anal Hobbit

Matyko 10-04-2013 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19822277)
I miss the Anal Hobbit

i just saw him posting again, thus the crazy bumps.. :2 cents:

blackmonsters 10-04-2013 07:04 AM

Haven't seen him post for a while.

Maybe a negro wanted a refund for those tickets.

:1orglaugh


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