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MidnightJackson 02-21-2008 06:57 PM

Who would buy anything from those "NEGRO'S" I mean COLORED'S ? You know they're just going to buy crack and malt liquor!

MidnightJackson 02-21-2008 07:06 PM

I heard that Anal Hobbit got gangbanged by a group of midget Negro's thats why he's so bitter, I guess he likes big black cocks. ( the midgets were like giving an elephant a tic tac.)

Anal Hobbit 02-21-2008 07:06 PM

I dont know. But I do know its a very big biz.

VERY BIG.

Anyone who goes to sporting events sees this. And its annoying.

The negros need to go back to their neighborhoods and not scare and intimidate the good honest families trying to go and enjoy a game.

MidnightJackson 02-21-2008 07:26 PM

Maybe them NEGRO'S are just trying to make a buck just like them good ole boys that siphon gas out of peoples cars to save money, sound familiar ANAL
Isnt the the ANAS calling the booty an asshole!

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-21-2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 13813867)
Bring your ID to the game.

Go to the ticket office and tell them you lost your tickets. Because you are a season ticket holder they will look you up and print you up new tickets.. A a result your original tickets get voided or canceled. Reported lost/stolen.

Also MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL allow season ticket holders to now EMAIL tickets to people. You can do this as well. Email the tickets or print up replacement tickets online..

Use these replacement tickets to get into the game.


Sell your originals to the street negros...

Ive made 200.00 a night doing this. Its like they are paying for me to go to the games.

Does this trick works for cricket games as well?

Axzar 02-21-2008 08:36 PM

This thread rocks and sucks at the same time.

ProjectNaked 02-21-2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 13814095)
isn't boneprone = anal hobbit?

now you know how he pays for his trailblazers tickets :thumbsup

Pics Traffic 02-21-2008 11:49 PM

I've done that a bunch of times in Vancouver.

Anal Hobbit 02-22-2008 12:48 AM

Ok im back from my evening. Im here for any questions.

woj 02-22-2008 01:43 AM

That's great, except do it a few times, and there is a good chance you will end up getting stabbed or shot on the way back to the car after the game...

boneprone 02-22-2008 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 13815472)
That's great, except do it a few times, and there is a good chance you will end up getting stabbed or shot on the way back to the car after the game...


probably not.. I dont think these guys want that kind of attention.

Anal Hobbit 02-22-2008 11:40 AM

Lets get this thread posted on more craiglists and ticket forums please.

Thanks

AH

tranza 02-22-2008 11:42 AM

Won't they come after you if you are a season ticket holder, all your "lost" tickets and they turn out on other people hands?

I think you'd be caught pretty fast.

boneprone 02-22-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13817449)
Won't they come after you if you are a season ticket holder, all your "lost" tickets and they turn out on other people hands?

I think you'd be caught pretty fast.

No..

Becasue these tickets come in a book. You can say the whole book was stolen.

Anal Hobbit is right. THis is a lock of a scam. The scalpers will never work with or coordinate with the ticket office in some investagation to come catch a season ticket holder running this scam.

The scalper and the event ticket office are at war with one another.

The Hobbit is just exploiting this to his advantage.

u-Bob 02-22-2008 11:51 AM

LoL :)

Anal Hobbit 02-22-2008 11:58 AM

Trust me people. This has been tested and Proven to work.

As a whole this puts money in the pockets of good people and cleans the street of the scum sending them back to their neighborhoods and away from civil society.

D 02-22-2008 12:02 PM

You could do this after having driven to the game on a stolen tank of gas and having eaten an inexpensive dinner with friends and while having what will end up being a free hooker at your side.

What a night that'd be.

Anal Hobbit 02-22-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13817544)
You could do this after having driven to the game on a stolen tank of gas and having eaten an inexpensive dinner with friends and while having what will end up being a free hooker at your side.

What a night that'd be.

Yes. That would be the Anal Hobbit "Superfecta" special.

Great tips for everyday man to get by in this world.

Vince Russo 02-22-2008 12:25 PM

I really dont see any holes in this tip. This seems to be a sure way to make some good money.

Anal Hobbit 02-22-2008 03:54 PM

Has anyone tried it yet? The weekend is upon us. Id like to hear who was able to pull this off.

Anal Hobbit 02-22-2008 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 13814628)
Does this trick works for cricket games as well?

Probably not. I dont think Pakistan has a ticket system.

boneprone 02-22-2008 06:39 PM

Ill try it over the weekend for the Blazers vs Celtics..

I should get some good loot selling these tickets!

boneprone 02-23-2008 12:04 AM

What is a good selling price to scalpers?

Sell for 60% of face value? I dont want to stick out so they remember me as a tough sale or an easy sale. I want to sell and be done.

Anal Hobbit 02-23-2008 12:15 AM

Actually 40-50% of the face value is the norm for a standard game.

BAKO 02-23-2008 02:51 AM

Bump for free hookers lol

Jens Van Assterdam 02-23-2008 02:54 AM

llooooooooooolollll classicccccccc

Anal Hobbit 02-25-2008 08:47 AM

Anyone use the tip over the weekend?

TurboAngel 02-25-2008 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 13813867)
Bring your ID to the game.

Go to the ticket office and tell them you lost your tickets. Because you are a season ticket holder they will look you up and print you up new tickets.. A a result your original tickets get voided or canceled. Reported lost/stolen.

Also MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL allow season ticket holders to now EMAIL tickets to people. You can do this as well. Email the tickets or print up replacement tickets online..

Use these replacement tickets to get into the game.


Sell your originals to the street negros...

Ive made 200.00 a night doing this. Its like they are paying for me to go to the games.


You crack me up , BTW I know ya.


:winkwink:

boneprone 02-25-2008 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 13829306)
Anyone use the tip over the weekend?

I used it over the weekend. I feel bad doing it. But it worked without a hitch.

Made 250.00

J-Reel 02-25-2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 13830045)
I used it over the weekend. I feel bad doing it. But it worked without a hitch.

Made 250.00


Niice! pImp on BP :thumbsup

Supz 02-25-2008 02:33 PM

this is a great thread

BAKO 02-25-2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 13830045)
I used it over the weekend. I feel bad doing it. But it worked without a hitch.

Made 250.00

:pimp:pimp

Pipecrew 02-25-2008 02:45 PM

The only problem is. The non functioning tickets have your seat number on them. Should take "negro" about 2 minutes to figure out where your sitting when he is confronted with selling non scanning tickets. Then said 'negro' uses his other cheap tickets to get in and lay a beat down.

Anal Hobbit 02-25-2008 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 13830959)
The only problem is. The non functioning tickets have your seat number on them. Should take "negro" about 2 minutes to figure out where your sitting when he is confronted with selling non scanning tickets. Then said 'negro' uses his other cheap tickets to get in and lay a beat down.


If the stupid negro is dumb enough to do that (which they arent) I assure you it would be the end of the street biz. The Sports arena and the police would once and for all clear the street of this illegal activity.

Scalping tickets is ILLEGAL. The arena and the police turn a blind eye to it because there have been no public issues.

If something like this were to happen it would be the end of them.

YOu can take that to the bank.

The bosses of the street negros arent about to let that happen. The moment they start to become scarry or dangerous negros they will be taken off the street.

Titty Fucker 02-25-2008 02:56 PM

Damn anal hobbit... Your a crazy negro

Anal Hobbit 02-25-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Fucker (Post 13831034)
Damn anal hobbit... Your a crazy negro


Those look like Trixie Racers Tits..

I fucked her.

Anal Hobbit 02-25-2008 03:45 PM

Please forgive me if this thread comes off as racist.

The last thing I am is racist.

Farang 02-25-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 13814095)
isn't boneprone = anal hobbit?

I was thinking same thing

Anal Hobbit 02-26-2008 10:17 AM

wake up people.

boneprone 03-06-2008 02:24 PM

I used this tip again over the weekend. IT worked again.

No problems.

These negros at the games really are stupid!

TheAgent 03-06-2008 02:36 PM

I love this idea, I will try it with my yanks tickets once season begins

Evil Chris 03-06-2008 07:23 PM

This "trick" probably works, but I would never do it.
Scalpers work together and they are organized and they never forget a face. If you mess with one of them, you're messing with all of them. As a season ticket holder, you likely go to the arena A LOT. You'll see the same guys at every game.

Anal Hobbit hasn't made a dime on this trick.

Wizzo 03-06-2008 08:04 PM

Boneprone and Anal Hobbit going at one another.... great thread!

Newbies should take note and learn... :pimp

Anal Hobbit 03-06-2008 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 13887026)
This "trick" probably works, but I would never do it.
Scalpers work together and they are organized and they never forget a face. If you mess with one of them, you're messing with all of them. As a season ticket holder, you likely go to the arena A LOT. You'll see the same guys at every game.

Anal Hobbit hasn't made a dime on this trick.

Are you black??

Anal Hobbit 03-29-2008 05:48 PM

NBA season is almost over.

Anyone else try this?

Kard63 03-29-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 13813879)
These street negros then sell the tickets to someone stupid enough to buy from a negro. They try to use em to get in, and they come up stolen.

They cant get in.

So the buyer of the stolen tickets then gets the cops or gets in a tiff with the negros over scaming them for tickets.

Becasue of the unprofessional and agressive manner of the typical street negro, this usually ends with huge issues. Even fights.

Lol, dude you are the man

collegeboobies 03-29-2008 07:35 PM

So what happens when they realize you are a season ticket holder and they know your seats? Might have someone waiting next time you show up to enjoy a game.

collegeboobies 03-29-2008 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 13817495)
No..

Becasue these tickets come in a book. You can say the whole book was stolen.

Anal Hobbit is right. THis is a lock of a scam. The scalpers will never work with or coordinate with the ticket office in some investagation to come catch a season ticket holder running this scam.

The scalper and the event ticket office are at war with one another.

The Hobbit is just exploiting this to his advantage.


Except when cops get involved, and realize your season tickets are the same ones coming up every night, and with the way security cams are popping up everywhere you might just be on cam selling the tickets. Maybe even see you selling them while they are investigating the "fight" that breaks out 5 minutes later when someone comes back to complain.

DaddyHalbucks 03-29-2008 07:53 PM

Funny thread, but I wouldn't mess with scalpers. They are street tough.

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