50 Ways To Say ?I Love You? - GoFuckYourself.com

BluntMatch · 11-26-2003, 10:46 PM

1. ?If my heart were a baked potato, I?d serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.?
2. ?Your terrible personality isn?t so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, it?s not as terrible as everyone says.?

3. ?I?d shave my entire body with a dull, rusty razor blade and take a vinegar bath for you.?

4. ?I am rubber, you are glue, any feelings you have for me bounce off and stick to you. Ironically, I feel the same way.?

5. ?The other day I saw this little girl day drop her whole ice cream cone on the ground and start bawling. After I stopped laughing, I thought, ?I?m the same way when you don?t call when you say you will.?

6. ?I saw you in the morning, on the toilet, and I didn?t run screaming. So there.?

7. ?Hug me. If you let go -- you lose.?

8. ?Umm? like? you and me? Yeah. You and me.?

9. ?You are to me what an eye patch and parrot is to a pirate.?

10. ?You are the hole in my donut.?

11. ?I am the pork, you are the beans.?

12. ?You make me want to vomit little chocolate hearts.?

13. ?You are my personal parachute.?

14. ?If you were a margarita, I?d drink you by the bucket.?

15. ?I really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like you.?

16. ?If I had my junior high dance to do all over again, I?d lean against the far wall, stare at you, and hate myself for not asking you if you liked the punch.?

17. ?I don?t love you. I merely enjoy tolerating your existence immensely.?

18. ?I?ll still want to have sex with you even when you?re old, fat, and ugly.?

19. ?You had me at ?Stop following me?.?

20. ?Your farts smell like vanilla.?

21. ?We?re a two person chain gang.?

22. ??I am valedictorian of the University of You.?

23. ?If you needed a kidney transplant, I?d also throw in a bonus lung.?

24. ?The wet, fatty ball of muscle and sinew that pumps my thick, steaming blood to all of my internal organs starts to beat irregularly when you come into my line of sight.?

25. ?You are to me what Oprah is to mediocre self-help gurus.?

26. ?While you?re in the shower, I collect your skin flakes from the sheets and now I carry them around in this little napkin I keep tied around my neck.?

27. ?You suck! So good.?

28. ?If you were frozen in Carbonite and taken by bounty hunters, I?d gladly disguise myself, infiltrate a fortress of intergalactic gangsters, threaten them with a thermal detonator, and defrost you myself.?

29. ?When I was a kid I was kind of stupid and I thought it would be fun if I stuck a fork in the wall socket and obviously I was thrown across the room. Well, that shock that made my teeth chatter and my hair fall out? That?s like you.?

30. ?We are totally codependent and I don?t want it any other way.?

31. ?This is the ?happily ever after? part of the damn fairy tale, dig??

32. ?If you were a handful of genital crabs, I?d never change my underwear.?

33. ?I?m not saying we shouldn?t see other people. I?m just saying I?ll chase whoever you see out of town with a nail-studded baseball bat.?

34. ?I am your blank check. Don?t bounce me.?

35. ?Shut your piehole! Okay -- now kiss me with that beautiful piehole.?

36. ?If you were in a horrible accident and they put your head in a saline solution-filled fish tank, I?d feed you, change your water, and carry you on my back everyday until they built you a kick-ass robot body.?

37. ?If given the choice between playing roundball like Michael Jordan or raising rugrats with you in a trailer park then I?d be the first to stand in line to buy diapers.?

38. ?You?re such a fucking asshole! And so am I. Let?s forgive each other, get drunk, and screw.?

39. ?If I was smart, I?d follow you around like a puppy and never, ever crap in the corner.?

40. ?Not only would I carry you out of the factory and drive away you away on my sweet chopper? I?d also buy you a beer and a basket of fries.?

41. I wrote you a poem: ?You walk in beauty like the night/ which means you?re the hottest babe in sight/Come home with me so I don?t get in a fight/I agree with what you said: you are always right.?

42. ?I?m a grown up and just face the facts that you?re my security blanket.?

43. ?You don?t know it, but right here, right now, is the point in the musical montage part of the movie. Let?s split a pretzel and go for a walk on the footbridge.?

44. ?Not only would I die for you, I?d bitch slap Satan a good one, too.?

45.?Look: you?re the only one allowed in my bunker. So go get some batteries while I?ll clean my shotgun.?

46. ?I?m a junky for your instant messages.?

47. ?I had the weirdest dream last night: I was waking up just as dawn was breaking, but instead of the sun rising on the horizon, it was your glowing face. You were smiling and glowing and it felt to good. Isn?t that just strange? I have NO idea what that means. Pass the ketchup.?

48. ?You?re my best and only naked friend.?

49. ?I?d smoke five packs of you everyday and welcome each and every eventual tumor.?

50. ?Let?s set aside cool, ironic detachment for just a moment, shall we? I love you. Wow? wasn?t that just like lame movie Reality Bites? You?ve never seen it? It?s awesome? in a totally stupid way.?

brand0n · 11-26-2003, 10:46 PM

51: if you read all that from start to bottom you have to much free time

Scootermuze · 11-26-2003, 10:48 PM

Have you ever noticed that there are so many ways around the actual words??

Why is it that guys can't just come out and look their better half in the eyes and say, "I love you" ?

gornyhuy · 11-26-2003, 10:53 PM

Those suck.

Why don't you go back to the book store and read some more shitty mini books next to the register?

edit:
Sorry, I just realized you might have read them at the cheap greeting card store or maybe in an edgy article in your latest copy of "teen beat" magazine.

Joshua · 11-26-2003, 10:55 PM

SleazyDream · 11-26-2003, 10:58 PM

personally, I've never heard anything better than what Jack nickelson said.

"you make me want to be a better man"

GapingWound · 11-26-2003, 11:00 PM

Personally, I prefer:
"I'd crawl a thousand miles, across a burning desert, on my dick, just to stick twigs in your shit."

And I have.

firefelina · 11-26-2003, 11:00 PM

Those really SUCK!!!

To show that you love her, you should say how hot, beautiful, sexy she is! Seriously! We LOVE to know that you think we're the most hot girl in the whole world! So, showing that you really think we rock your world we'll know that you are in love with us... and of course, say "I Love You" still very important to us too!

Good Luck!

GapingWound · 11-26-2003, 11:04 PM

actually, that's what my wife makes me say. Honest.

smutsellers · 02-22-2008, 02:38 AM

just felt like resurrecting the dead. sue me.

Vick! · 02-22-2008, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firefelina

Those really SUCK!!!

To show that you love her, you should say how hot, beautiful, sexy she is! Seriously! We LOVE to know that you think we're the most hot girl in the whole world! So, showing that you really think we rock your world we'll know that you are in love with us... and of course, say "I Love You" still very important to us too!

Good Luck!

Thanks for the tip ..

.. but its old. Whats new on your side girls?

LA Crew · 02-22-2008, 03:51 AM

why it has to be said
....how about showing it...?

love, D

KILL_FRENZY · 02-22-2008, 04:16 AM

RisingAngel · 02-22-2008, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

personally, I've never heard anything better than what Jack nickelson said.

"you make me want to be a better man"

I agree.. that was an unreasonably romantic line... I sniffled and everything.

RisingAngel · 02-22-2008, 04:51 AM

Words don't matter much... I want a man that will let me lay my head on his lap while he pets my head. It's cheezy and makes me look like a lap puppy, but it's sickeningly reassuring and I love it.

VeriSexy · 02-22-2008, 07:04 AM

Not all of them are bad

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-22-2008, 07:22 AM

i didn't see taking a dump on my chest in there

NikKay · 02-22-2008, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RisingAngel

Words don't matter much... I want a man that will let me lay my head on his lap while he pets my head. It's cheezy and makes me look like a lap puppy, but it's sickeningly reassuring and I love it.

SO true. Play with my hair while I lay on your lap and I am putty in your hands; I fall in love. It's totally ridiculous.

Also:

Unexpected notes/emails and goofy little gifts that made you think of me

That adoring look in your eyes

Not being able to keep your hands off of me, no matter where we're at

Laughing at the same thing

Saying the same thing at the same time

Getting what I'm saying and how important it is to me

Kisses that melt

Scott McD · 02-22-2008, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

51: if you read all that from start to bottom you have to much free time

I made it to number 6...

carol.prime · 02-22-2008, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LA_quince

why it has to be said
....how about showing it...?

love, D

action speaks louder than words.
saying 'I Love You' isn't enough, you have to show and prove it.

tranza · 02-22-2008, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

51: if you read all that from start to bottom you have to much free time

Lol, I did actually read it all..

Violetta · 02-22-2008, 10:36 AM

those would cause a slap in the face. lol

minddust · 02-22-2008, 11:29 AM

52: Here's $50 shut the fuck up and show me

how much you love me

O MARINA · 02-22-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

those would cause a slap in the face. lol

31. ?This is the ?happily ever after? part of the damn fairy tale, dig??

Farang · 02-22-2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

personally, I've never heard anything better than what Jack nickelson said.

"you make me want to be a better man"

I like this one

lhizy_05 · 02-22-2008, 01:51 PM

saying I love u is not enough... its better if u say and prove it...

sniperwolf · 02-22-2008, 01:57 PM

LOL! Some of those were old crap dirty tactics of men to get the attention of a lady!

Purple Haze · 02-22-2008, 02:30 PM

you would be quite a catch using those phrases...lol

11-26-2003, 10:46 PM	#1
BluntMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 380	50 Ways To Say ?I Love You? 1. ?If my heart were a baked potato, I?d serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.? 2. ?Your terrible personality isn?t so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, it?s not as terrible as everyone says.? 3. ?I?d shave my entire body with a dull, rusty razor blade and take a vinegar bath for you.? 4. ?I am rubber, you are glue, any feelings you have for me bounce off and stick to you. Ironically, I feel the same way.? 5. ?The other day I saw this little girl day drop her whole ice cream cone on the ground and start bawling. After I stopped laughing, I thought, ?I?m the same way when you don?t call when you say you will.? 6. ?I saw you in the morning, on the toilet, and I didn?t run screaming. So there.? 7. ?Hug me. If you let go -- you lose.? 8. ?Umm? like? you and me? Yeah. You and me.? 9. ?You are to me what an eye patch and parrot is to a pirate.? 10. ?You are the hole in my donut.? 11. ?I am the pork, you are the beans.? 12. ?You make me want to vomit little chocolate hearts.? 13. ?You are my personal parachute.? 14. ?If you were a margarita, I?d drink you by the bucket.? 15. ?I really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like you.? 16. ?If I had my junior high dance to do all over again, I?d lean against the far wall, stare at you, and hate myself for not asking you if you liked the punch.? 17. ?I don?t love you. I merely enjoy tolerating your existence immensely.? 18. ?I?ll still want to have sex with you even when you?re old, fat, and ugly.? 19. ?You had me at ?Stop following me?.? 20. ?Your farts smell like vanilla.? 21. ?We?re a two person chain gang.? 22. ??I am valedictorian of the University of You.? 23. ?If you needed a kidney transplant, I?d also throw in a bonus lung.? 24. ?The wet, fatty ball of muscle and sinew that pumps my thick, steaming blood to all of my internal organs starts to beat irregularly when you come into my line of sight.? 25. ?You are to me what Oprah is to mediocre self-help gurus.? 26. ?While you?re in the shower, I collect your skin flakes from the sheets and now I carry them around in this little napkin I keep tied around my neck.? 27. ?You suck! So good.? 28. ?If you were frozen in Carbonite and taken by bounty hunters, I?d gladly disguise myself, infiltrate a fortress of intergalactic gangsters, threaten them with a thermal detonator, and defrost you myself.? 29. ?When I was a kid I was kind of stupid and I thought it would be fun if I stuck a fork in the wall socket and obviously I was thrown across the room. Well, that shock that made my teeth chatter and my hair fall out? That?s like you.? 30. ?We are totally codependent and I don?t want it any other way.? 31. ?This is the ?happily ever after? part of the damn fairy tale, dig?? 32. ?If you were a handful of genital crabs, I?d never change my underwear.? 33. ?I?m not saying we shouldn?t see other people. I?m just saying I?ll chase whoever you see out of town with a nail-studded baseball bat.? 34. ?I am your blank check. Don?t bounce me.? 35. ?Shut your piehole! Okay -- now kiss me with that beautiful piehole.? 36. ?If you were in a horrible accident and they put your head in a saline solution-filled fish tank, I?d feed you, change your water, and carry you on my back everyday until they built you a kick-ass robot body.? 37. ?If given the choice between playing roundball like Michael Jordan or raising rugrats with you in a trailer park then I?d be the first to stand in line to buy diapers.? 38. ?You?re such a fucking asshole! And so am I. Let?s forgive each other, get drunk, and screw.? 39. ?If I was smart, I?d follow you around like a puppy and never, ever crap in the corner.? 40. ?Not only would I carry you out of the factory and drive away you away on my sweet chopper? I?d also buy you a beer and a basket of fries.? 41. I wrote you a poem: ?You walk in beauty like the night/ which means you?re the hottest babe in sight/Come home with me so I don?t get in a fight/I agree with what you said: you are always right.? 42. ?I?m a grown up and just face the facts that you?re my security blanket.? 43. ?You don?t know it, but right here, right now, is the point in the musical montage part of the movie. Let?s split a pretzel and go for a walk on the footbridge.? 44. ?Not only would I die for you, I?d bitch slap Satan a good one, too.? 45.?Look: you?re the only one allowed in my bunker. So go get some batteries while I?ll clean my shotgun.? 46. ?I?m a junky for your instant messages.? 47. ?I had the weirdest dream last night: I was waking up just as dawn was breaking, but instead of the sun rising on the horizon, it was your glowing face. You were smiling and glowing and it felt to good. Isn?t that just strange? I have NO idea what that means. Pass the ketchup.? 48. ?You?re my best and only naked friend.? 49. ?I?d smoke five packs of you everyday and welcome each and every eventual tumor.? 50. ?Let?s set aside cool, ironic detachment for just a moment, shall we? I love you. Wow? wasn?t that just like lame movie Reality Bites? You?ve never seen it? It?s awesome? in a totally stupid way.?

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firefelina Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: somewhere in north america Posts: 14	Those really SUCK!!! To show that you love her, you should say how hot, beautiful, sexy she is! Seriously! We LOVE to know that you think we're the most hot girl in the whole world! So, showing that you really think we rock your world we'll know that you are in love with us... and of course, say "I Love You" still very important to us too! Good Luck! __________________ Beautiful

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