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Compdoctor · 02-20-2008, 09:58 AM

Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them." George replied, "We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."

It was a hot day and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house. Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.

Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth.

the alchemist · 02-20-2008, 10:05 AM

Hahaha too funny

florin · 02-20-2008, 10:10 AM

lol nice!

NosMo · 02-20-2008, 10:15 AM

Good One

NosMo

chelo - adultcopywriters · 02-20-2008, 10:28 AM

haha

excellent!

Violetta · 02-20-2008, 11:21 AM

muhahaaa

pornguy · 02-20-2008, 11:23 AM

Hahahha. Thats a good one.

2012 · 02-20-2008, 11:26 AM

ack ack ack :D

Vick! · 02-20-2008, 11:29 AM

hahaha .. bitch got busted.

tranza · 02-20-2008, 11:30 AM

Lolololololololololool!!!

Nice one!!!

BenKennedy · 02-20-2008, 11:33 AM

That's hilarious!

Spyce · 02-20-2008, 11:48 AM

LOL! Loved it!

mattz · 02-20-2008, 11:57 AM

lol good one

D · 02-20-2008, 12:52 PM

sniperwolf · 02-20-2008, 01:02 PM

ahahaha nice one!

Bojangles · 02-20-2008, 01:04 PM

Lol. Good stuff.

Dave PSC · 02-20-2008, 01:07 PM

longbrick · 02-20-2008, 01:08 PM

nice

KILL_FRENZY · 02-20-2008, 02:47 PM

Satan · 02-20-2008, 02:52 PM

Thats a great one

lhizy_05 · 02-20-2008, 04:23 PM

wahaha!!! nice joke.

lhizy_05 · 02-20-2008, 04:29 PM

wahaha!!! nice joke.

shekinah · 02-20-2008, 05:20 PM

nice, thanks for the laughs!

Spunky · 02-20-2008, 06:59 PM

Heh heh..that wasn't bad

VeriSexy · 02-21-2008, 05:51 AM

lol.. that was pretty good

02-20-2008, 09:58 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Wednesday's Joke Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them." George replied, "We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you." It was a hot day and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house. Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry. Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth. __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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