COTAC is helping non US enteties - GoFuckYourself.com

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 05:18 AM

COTAC has added new service:
we now help foreign enteties to incorporate in USA,
including legal and accounting presense.

http://cotac.com/web/

Ted · 10-06-2002, 05:22 AM

Dare I ask how you plan on shaving foriegn webmasters ?

Milton · 10-06-2002, 05:25 AM

haha Ted, just whait for "Sergs click shaving program version 4.0" will work for forginers and all

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted
Dare I ask how you plan on shaving foriegn webmasters ?

By charging them $3000 upfront for all my troubles
and delivering them:
1) article of incorporation from the state
2) accounting company doing all their bookkeeping and reporting
3) putting them in direct touch with the lawyer to rep them if they need legal representation

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Milton
haha Ted, just whait for "Sergs click shaving program version 4.0" will work for forginers and all

yes, it DOES...
AND
will
as well
;-)))

Ted · 10-06-2002, 05:34 AM

I'd rather pay $3k to a stranger to do all that than give the work to someone with a reputation like yours

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted
I'd rather pay $3k to a stranger to do all that than give the work to someone with a reputation like yours

I have reputations to die for:
http://www.lukeford.com/stars/male/serge_birbair.htm
and according to this reputation some people did
;-))

anyway,
if you have problems with COTAC,
report them to GBU
http://goodbadugly.info

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted
I'd rather pay $3k to a stranger

we recommend strangers too....
and charge ONLY $500 for refferal to strangers,
payable in advance,
money back guarantee from us, but not from strangers
;-)))

Nysus · 10-06-2002, 05:42 AM

Serge, not that I know you all that well, and haven't listened anyone's opinions on you either (I know you have a great heavy accent though, heard it on net radio show before), but isn't GBU a good friend of yours?

Oh, just checked site, it's run by you and Jim. ;)

Cheers,
Matt

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
Serge, not that I know you all that well, and haven't listened anyone's opinions on you either (I know you have a great heavy accent though, heard it on net radio show before), but isn't GBU a good friend of yours?

Cheers,
Matt

yes, they are...I am blessed with friends in high places,
guilty as charged
;-)

you don't think I could get back into business after 2 years being retired if I didn't have good friends?

Webby · 10-06-2002, 05:50 AM

Gotta be some reason!

Swap · 10-06-2002, 05:52 AM

Stats off...
Stats on...

Ted · 10-06-2002, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

you don't think I could get back into business after 2 years being retired if I didn't have good friends?

Blackmail ??

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted

Blackmail ??

good idea,
you just showed me the way to tripple the business
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Gotta be some reason!

there is...I am a bloody murderer, I kill people 6x24
(no murders on Shabath)

Webby · 10-06-2002, 06:03 AM

Understand now.. thanks!

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Understand now.. thanks!

but here is a GOOD news:
assistance in mental suicide is FREE!

Webby · 10-06-2002, 06:09 AM

Yes Serge... we are all retards!!

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Yes Serge... we are all retards!!

nope....only 90%
the rest are fine!

Webby · 10-06-2002, 06:11 AM

OK then.. you know better!

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
OK then.. you know better!

Webby,
Internet business is not different from any other business,
10% of your customers are responcible for 90% of your business.
;-)

I NEVER preached to the masses,
there are much more money in the "classes"
;-)))

Swap · 10-06-2002, 06:13 AM

Well - doing business with Serge is probably more fun and exciting, than calling some dry old lawyer who will fuck you anyway ($3000 is cheap - lawyer solution could cost more).... The chance of getting fucked by a legend like Serge is probably $3000 worth - where else can you find a celeb who will fuck you for so little money?

Will incorporation by any chance take place in Nevada at the BunnyRanch?

Webby · 10-06-2002, 06:14 AM

We talking serious?

OK then.. I agreee!

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swap
Well - doing business with Serge is probably more fun and exciting, than calling some dry old lawyer who will fuck you anyway ($3000 is cheap - lawyer solution could cost more).... The chance of getting fucked by a legend like Serge is probably $3000 worth - where else can you find a celeb who will fuck you for so little money?

Will incorporation by any chance take place in Nevada at the BunnyRanch?

Swap,
in all the honesty:
why don't you OR ANYBODY ELSE bring
ALIVE people I EVER fucked to confront me?

let's see what ANYBODY can bring besides rumors I spread myself
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
We talking serious?

OK then.. I agreee!

I am a JEW,
I don't bullshit about money, never.

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swap

Will incorporation by any chance take place in Nevada at the BunnyRanch?

I preffer Florida, no state income taxes and easy reporting,
but can do Nevada upon request

Webby · 10-06-2002, 06:22 AM

Now ya ain't been spreading rumors have ya?

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Now ya ain't been spreading rumors have ya?

nope...spreading rumors doesn't work when you do it yourself,
they are much more effective done by 3rd party
;-)

when you need the rumor spread,
don't do it yourself,
give me the job and I'll do the same,
it's called
"criss cross"
;-)))

Webby · 10-06-2002, 06:27 AM

I smell an artist at work there!!!

Yea.. the best way!!

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
I smell an artist at work there!!! Yea.. the best way!!

webby,
bullshit is my specialty,
;-)))

turning shit into fertilizer is more profitable than turning fertilizer into explosives
;-)

Webby · 10-06-2002, 06:36 AM

Ya know Serge... at times that is known as a "special quality" and much can be achieved by it!

Swap · 10-06-2002, 06:41 AM

If they are still alive to tell the tale, then I´m sure they will come

But hey I´m just a 3rd party rumor processor, unfortunately by 1st November I will have to drop all rumors about foreign enteties and scrub the US rumors even more!

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swap
If they are still alive to tell the tale, then I´m sure they will come

...and we'll get all the truth out of them!

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Ya know Serge... at times that is known as a "special quality" and much can be achieved by it!

Oprano "pearl masters" disagree:
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html

"" Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. The competent use violence far before it is necessary. "
- ScottPB "

Webby · 10-06-2002, 07:07 AM

Oprano "pearl masters" disagree:
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html

Ya tried telling em to gofuckthemselves?? Them words are pearls!! *lol*

Swap · 10-06-2002, 07:20 AM

Watching old adult webmasters come back from retirement
is a brute awaking that the adult industry is soon to go full circle... or that they need quick cash because of the low stock market...

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swap
Watching old adult webmasters come back from retirement
is a brute awaking that the adult industry is soon to go full circle... or that they need quick cash because of the low stock market...

...and increased expences associated with children education
;-)

"poverty sucks!"
;-)))

bhutocracy · 10-06-2002, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Oprano "pearl masters" disagree:
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html

"" Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. The competent use violence far before it is necessary. "
- ScottPB "

LOL! Scott would be one of the only guys to say something like that and actually be able to back it up.

Krome · 10-06-2002, 10:09 AM

I have been in this business for 5 years or more and even though Serge does not know me I know of him and can say one thing he could make a million in third world country that is in the largest recession ever....I think it is a service which will benefit alot of people...

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy

LOL! Scott would be one of the only guys to say something like that and actually be able to back it up.

I love Scott...him and his $250,000 check put me in the Big League business...something I NEVER forget.

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome
I have been in this business for 5 years or more and even though Serge does not know me I know of him and can say one thing he could make a million in third world country that is in the largest recession ever....I think it is a service which will benefit alot of people...

yes, it will and it was RawAlex on Netpond who gave me idea...he posted yesterday:

----------------------
Serge, yet millions of poeple make good money selling oil, car parts, and computers.

I personally think this all will shake alot of people out of the business, and make it better for the rest of us that can afford to wait it out for a while to see which way the wind blows.

Alex

RawAlex ::: link 2X
Sat Oct 05 11:18:11 2002 - 65.94.255.246 - message #203472

Krome · 10-06-2002, 10:18 AM

Quote:

yes, it will and it was RawAlex on Netpond who gave me idea...he posted yesterday:

That is the other thing about Serge, where it takes others months to set up companies, just give him a day...well about half hour the rest of the time is spent posting to message boards

bhutocracy · 10-06-2002, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

I love Scott...him and his $250,000 check put me in the Big League business...something I NEVER forget.

I heard VISA was fucking with his merchant account.... no-one is safe... might have been one of the other brisbane guys though...

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome

That is the other thing about Serge, where it takes others months to set up companies, just give him a day...well about half hour the rest of the time is spent posting to message boards

Krome,
works for me....in business IDEA is the HARDEST part,
execution is much easier thanks to Internet
;-)

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy

I heard VISA was fucking with his merchant account.... no-one is safe... might have been one of the other brisbane guys though...

I should say it was "one of the other guys"...

Brisbane is Australian Capital of porn business.

mrbling · 10-06-2002, 12:11 PM

Serge,

It only costs $300-500 at an accountant to register companies etc.
Stop posting bullshit deals and pocketing $2700

anybody that can't find an accoutant, www.incorporate.com
$750

Adult Don · 10-06-2002, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted

Blackmail ??

I won?t pay. I know too much about extortion.

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
Serge,

It only costs $300-500 at an accountant to register companies etc.
Stop posting bullshit deals and pocketing $2700

anybody that can't find an accoutant, www.incorporate.com
$750

heil the smartest person ever lived!!!!

tell me genious,
you are from XYZ and you are incorporated for $250..
did that include STATE registration?

did that include acounting?

reporting?

income tax follow up?

banking acount opening?

phone service/PO Box forwarding for legal notrrices?

I LOVE genoises,
they make my work much easier
;-))

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adult Don

I won?t pay. I know too much about extortion.

EVERYBODY pay,
one way or another,
it's the same as getting pussy
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 10-06-2002, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
Serge,

It only costs $300-500 at an accountant to register companies etc.
Stop posting bullshit deals and pocketing $2700

anybody that can't find an accoutant, www.incorporate.com
$750

BTW,
smart one,
if you know so much,
you gotta go there and explain non USers about US acounting/
taxation requirement
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=80840
becayse they have no clue!

save them money,
'cuz otherwise they either get shut down for non compliance or pay me $3000

10-06-2002, 05:18 AM	#1
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	COTAC is helping non US enteties COTAC has added new service: we now help foreign enteties to incorporate in USA, including legal and accounting presense. http://cotac.com/web/

10-06-2002, 05:42 AM	#9
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Serge, not that I know you all that well, and haven't listened anyone's opinions on you either (I know you have a great heavy accent though, heard it on net radio show before), but isn't GBU a good friend of yours? Oh, just checked site, it's run by you and Jim. ;) Cheers, Matt Last edited by Nysus; 10-06-2002 at 05:44 AM..

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mrbling Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 365	Serge, It only costs $300-500 at an accountant to register companies etc. Stop posting bullshit deals and pocketing $2700 anybody that can't find an accoutant, www.incorporate.com $750 __________________ millionare by 18 , beat that hOES Last edited by mrbling; 10-06-2002 at 12:15 PM..

10-06-2002, 05:22 AM	#2
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	Dare I ask how you plan on shaving foriegn webmasters ?

10-06-2002, 05:25 AM	#3
Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	haha Ted, just whait for "Sergs click shaving program version 4.0" will work for forginers and all

10-06-2002, 05:34 AM	#6
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	I'd rather pay $3k to a stranger to do all that than give the work to someone with a reputation like yours

10-06-2002, 05:50 AM	#11
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Gotta be some reason!

10-06-2002, 05:52 AM	#12
Swap Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 25	Stats off... Stats on...

10-06-2002, 06:03 AM	#16
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Understand now.. thanks!

10-06-2002, 06:09 AM	#18
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Yes Serge... we are all retards!!

10-06-2002, 06:11 AM	#20
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	OK then.. you know better!

10-06-2002, 06:13 AM	#22
Swap Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 25	Well - doing business with Serge is probably more fun and exciting, than calling some dry old lawyer who will fuck you anyway ($3000 is cheap - lawyer solution could cost more).... The chance of getting fucked by a legend like Serge is probably $3000 worth - where else can you find a celeb who will fuck you for so little money? Will incorporation by any chance take place in Nevada at the BunnyRanch?

10-06-2002, 06:14 AM	#23
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	We talking serious? OK then.. I agreee!

10-06-2002, 06:22 AM	#27
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Now ya ain't been spreading rumors have ya?

10-06-2002, 06:27 AM	#29
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	I smell an artist at work there!!! Yea.. the best way!!

10-06-2002, 06:36 AM	#31
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Ya know Serge... at times that is known as a "special quality" and much can be achieved by it!

10-06-2002, 06:41 AM	#32
Swap Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 25	If they are still alive to tell the tale, then I´m sure they will come But hey I´m just a 3rd party rumor processor, unfortunately by 1st November I will have to drop all rumors about foreign enteties and scrub the US rumors even more!

10-06-2002, 07:07 AM	#35
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Oprano "pearl masters" disagree: http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html Ya tried telling em to gofuckthemselves?? Them words are pearls!! lol

10-06-2002, 07:20 AM	#36
Swap Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 25	Watching old adult webmasters come back from retirement is a brute awaking that the adult industry is soon to go full circle... or that they need quick cash because of the low stock market...

10-06-2002, 10:09 AM	#39
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	I have been in this business for 5 years or more and even though Serge does not know me I know of him and can say one thing he could make a million in third world country that is in the largest recession ever....I think it is a service which will benefit alot of people...