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Old 02-14-2008, 05:49 PM   #1
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Old 02-14-2008, 05:59 PM   #2
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underwhelmingly unfunny.
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:03 PM   #3
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lol, that's funny as fuck
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:04 PM   #4
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this was funny.. when it was first posted in 2001
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:12 PM   #5
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我没有笑因为这些是非常老笑话。滑稽第一次虽则!
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:14 PM   #6
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Reminds me of the joke about how they name their children in China by throwing their silverware on the floor and whatever sound it makes is what name they give the kid.
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:20 PM   #7
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this was funny.. when it was first posted in 2001
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Old 02-14-2008, 08:01 PM   #8
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that's very funny!
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:20 AM   #9
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Reminds me of the joke about how they name their children in China by throwing their silverware on the floor and whatever sound it makes is what name they give the kid.
can you post it here, matto. that looks so funny.
like that english chinese translation.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:58 AM   #10
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this was funny.. when it was first posted in 2001
Actually I remember this being circulated by fax before most people even had the Internet. Not kidding either.
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:12 PM   #11
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good shit man...lol
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:29 PM   #12
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我没有笑因为这些是非常老笑话。滑稽第一次虽则!
老，但仍然很有趣
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:24 PM   #13
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oh my god thats so damn old
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:33 PM   #14
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first time ive seen it
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Old 02-15-2008, 04:10 PM   #15
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that's very funny!

no, it's not, the guys are right and I am sorry I posted this shit.
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no, it's not, the guys are right and I am sorry I posted this shit.
fuck it you tried
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:03 PM   #17
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Funnier if you're chinese literate. Nice one.
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