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candyflip 02-14-2008 06:21 PM

The new Jaguar XF Cabrio will be hot.

http://www.cwwcardesign.com/cars/pic..._xf_cabrio.jpg

campimp 02-14-2008 06:22 PM

fuck dropping 100K on a car

spend 50K on a bad ass harley, and use the rest on the Aston Martin from banthis... best looking car in this thread in my opinion

JFK 02-14-2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13782584)
Maker?
I am novice at sport cars

u 2 funny:winkwink:

JFK 02-14-2008 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 13783372)
The new Jaguar XF Cabrio will be hot.

http://www.cwwcardesign.com/cars/pic..._xf_cabrio.jpg

sorry, but that absolutely fucking SUCKS for a Jag:2 cents:

NoComments 02-14-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13783378)
u 2 funny:winkwink:

The secret of my success is that nobody ever believed when I told the truth...just like when I said back in 1999 that I shave.

UVOVUN anyone?
;)

Julios, I honestly know NOTHING about sport cars.

dickchibbles 02-14-2008 06:31 PM

Okay A Mid Life Crisis Requires
1 Something With More Than 400 Horsepower

2 Something That Is Sleek And Streamlined

3 Something That Is Loud And Sounds Like The Roar Of A Lion

4 Something That Isn't A Ford

5 A Car The You Can Take Part Of The Roof Off So You Can Suntan Your Bald Spot On Your Head

6 Something That Is A 6 Speed

I Guess The Answer To Your Question Would Have To Be A 4th Generation Trans Am, Which Comes With The 6 Speed Transmission, T-tops, It's Sleek And Very Aerodynamic, Fast As All Hell, Will Not Be Beat By A Ford, Girls Will Give You Road Head When The Tops Are Off.

Hey It Worked For Me

candyflip 02-14-2008 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13783386)
sorry, but that absolutely fucking SUCKS for a Jag:2 cents:

I love it and can't wait to trade mine in for one of these. Seems they're trying to attract the younger crowd.

Theo 02-14-2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13783386)
sorry, but that absolutely fucking SUCKS for a Jag:2 cents:

indeed,looks like kia

yuu.design 02-14-2008 07:02 PM

lol under 100k my friends , i would buy maserati!!! forza Italia!!!

jesse_adultdatingdollars 02-14-2008 07:11 PM

Corrvett is the shit

JFK 02-14-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 13783441)
I love it and can't wait to trade mine in for one of these. Seems they're trying to attract the younger crowd.

sorry man, but it looks like a downsized sebring,. I have owned Jags for the last umpteen yrs, but this design SUCKS:thumbsup

JFK 02-14-2008 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13783398)
The secret of my success is that nobody ever believed when I told the truth...just like when I said back in 1999 that I shave.

UVOVUN anyone?
;)

Julios, I honestly know NOTHING about sport cars.

Serge, the Audi R8 is the newest, hottest, wheel in town, maches or exceeds the specs of the top marques and costs a lot less, if you can get it.:winkwink:
http://www.audicanada.ca/audi/ca/language_selector.html

NoComments 02-14-2008 08:48 PM

J,
2 problems:
1) it's over 100k
http://www.cars.com/go/configurator/...aff=n ational

2) bigger problem:
manual transmission

justinsain 02-14-2008 09:55 PM

A few more rides

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/32.jpg

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/06.jpg

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/promo/test/28.jpg

BusterBunny 02-14-2008 10:11 PM

might be able to find a used monster truck for 100k or for another 50k you could hook up a new one :pimp

baddog 02-14-2008 11:49 PM

The perfect cure

http://fubarwebmasters.com/galleries...710/z00629.jpg

JFK 02-15-2008 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13783855)
J,
2 problems:
1) it's over 100k
http://www.cars.com/go/configurator/...aff=n ational

2) bigger problem:
manual transmission

ah, didnt know, you didnt drive standard:winkwink: as for the price lease it, its easy monthly payments, then u give it back :)

Paper_Amar 02-15-2008 09:08 AM

how about a Porsche Cayman?

severe 02-15-2008 09:20 AM

the new nissan gt-r is a fucking beast, very pimp, fast
audi r8, a little more luxury, a little more streamlined, sounds like sex, mid engine rwd. (also audi rs fwd same motor, more practical than the r8 same motor)
lotus elise, perfect handling, a real drivers car.
ford gt40, (you can get a kit car also with any motor or config you want) no comfort, no practicallity.
m series beamers, for practicality and speed.

thats only scratching the surface. if u start considering older cars, or taking something like an evo and making it a beast, theres so many more options.

umm no manual? thats pointless, learn to drive stick or look for something with paddle shifters at least, if you want a "sports" car. automatic is lame.

Jman 02-15-2008 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13784404)

I am sorry but a hairy old man is NOT the perfect cure for midlife crisis :winkwink:

Bike 02-15-2008 09:46 AM

Forget all the other cars. There's only 1 brand that will put a smile on your face everytime you drive or look at one of their cars: Ferrari. It may sounds like a " small dick" car but forget about that for a minute, who cares what other people think of you anyway? Nothing under 100k sounds better than a Ferrari. Their cars aren't the fastest but they're fast enough (350hp-400hp is enough in my opinion). 600hp isn't more fun, you can't use it anyway and will only get you killed. It's not the speed that's so cool about a Ferrari IMO, it's the whole package; exhaust sound, handling, the vibe you feel when you accelerate hard etc.

I would try to get a F355 or a 360 modena if your budget allows you to spend that much. I've bought a 360 spider last week, that's even better IMO :)

Tom_PM 02-15-2008 09:57 AM

"Find your niche."

Sit in it before you decide. Let your buttocks be your guide, hehe

Peaches 02-15-2008 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 13783596)
Serge, the Audi R8 is the newest, hottest, wheel in town, maches or exceeds the specs of the top marques and costs a lot less, if you can get it.:winkwink:
http://www.audicanada.ca/audi/ca/language_selector.html

That's the one I was thinking of! I didn't know it only came in standard. Serge, buy it and Sue will drive you around :) (then I can borrow it when I come to visit and take care of MY midlife crisis :thumbsup )

Blazed 02-15-2008 10:25 AM

What is it that happens in a mid life crisis? Do you start thinking oh i might die by 60 and get depressed or does your body just generally feel like shit or what?

dirtysouth 02-15-2008 10:33 AM

Fuck all the new garbage! Here's what is getting me through my MLC. This one isn't mine as my 51' is a Roadmaster Sedan but this is what I'm modeling it after. Roof & wheels are being shot Sublime Green. Should have it back with a fresh rebuild of the Fireball Straight 8 early next week. Next is flame throwers...

http://invizibletouch.com/badass51.jpg

:pimp

Jman 02-15-2008 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtysouth (Post 13786396)
Fuck all the new garbage! Here's what is getting me through my MLC. This one isn't mine as my 51' is a Roadmaster Sedan but this is what I'm modeling it after. Roof & wheels are being shot Sublime Green. Should have it back with a fresh rebuild of the Fireball Straight 8 early next week. Next is flame throwers...

http://invizibletouch.com/badass51.jpg

:pimp

Pure Beauty.

pornguy 02-15-2008 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13782632)
Supposedly, there is a car in this picture:

http://www.intelligenthumor.com/adve...y/Car-girl.jpg

ADG

Ha. You cant fool me. It must be a hotwheels or something.

NoComments 02-15-2008 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by severe (Post 13786158)

umm no manual? thats pointless, learn to drive stick or look for something with paddle shifters at least, if you want a "sports" car. automatic is lame.

If I wanted to learn new tricks - that wouldn't be middle life crisis, don't you think, you genius!?

NoComments 02-15-2008 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bike (Post 13786238)
Forget all the other cars. There's only 1 brand that will put a smile on your face everytime you drive or look at one of their cars: Ferrari. It may sounds like a " small dick" car but forget about that for a minute, who cares what other people think of you anyway? Nothing under 100k sounds better than a Ferrari. Their cars aren't the fastest but they're fast enough (350hp-400hp is enough in my opinion). 600hp isn't more fun, you can't use it anyway and will only get you killed. It's not the speed that's so cool about a Ferrari IMO, it's the whole package; exhaust sound, handling, the vibe you feel when you accelerate hard etc.

I would try to get a F355 or a 360 modena if your budget allows you to spend that much. I've bought a 360 spider last week, that's even better IMO :)

No can do,
Mojo bought Ferrari and he got divorced within 2 years,
Brad Shaw got Ferrari and he got married within 2 years
this car is a bad luck for webmasters

NoComments 02-15-2008 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13786370)
That's the one I was thinking of! I didn't know it only came in standard. Serge, buy it and Sue will drive you around :) (then I can borrow it when I come to visit and take care of MY midlife crisis :thumbsup )

interestingly enough, we discussed that but had to rule it out -
I don't see how I can get blow jobs with her driving it!
:)

Evil Chris 02-15-2008 10:55 AM

I seriously doubt you are going through a mid-life crisis NoComments. :)

NoComments 02-15-2008 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 13786377)
What is it that happens in a mid life crisis? Do you start thinking oh i might die by 60 and get depressed or does your body just generally feel like shit or what?

When it hits you,
you start noticing old farts on the roads of South Florida driving nice cars and you ask yourself:
WHY NOT!?

LiveDose 02-15-2008 10:57 AM

Under 100k? Plenty!

NoComments 02-15-2008 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 13786500)
I seriously doubt you are going through a mid-life crisis NoComments. :)

of course not, but if I post that I troll my sig I'll be looked down by sig whores
;)

LiveDose 02-15-2008 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtysouth (Post 13786396)
Fuck all the new garbage! Here's what is getting me through my MLC. This one isn't mine as my 51' is a Roadmaster Sedan but this is what I'm modeling it after. Roof & wheels are being shot Sublime Green. Should have it back with a fresh rebuild of the Fireball Straight 8 early next week. Next is flame throwers...

http://invizibletouch.com/badass51.jpg

:pimp

We need some pics when it is done. That sounds awesome.:thumbsup

Hazlewood 02-15-2008 11:00 AM

get an escalade and pimp it out

dirtysouth 02-15-2008 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 13786522)
We need some pics when it is done. That sounds awesome.:thumbsup

Bro I can't sleep at night thinking about it! :helpme

Will get pics up stat. It almost killed my mechanic coming off the flatbed Wednesday...no brakes + tons of rolling old tin = danger! :error

Mazuma Jason 02-15-2008 11:11 AM

Some sick rides here, but the Audi RS4's got my bank!

http://www.audiforums.com/models/rs4...Audi-RS4-2.jpg

Fap 02-15-2008 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dickchibbles (Post 13783407)
4 Something That Isn't A Ford

Umm...
http://www.edmunds.com/media/advice/...gt.grp.500.jpg

justinsain 02-15-2008 12:41 PM

Here's a few more suggestions

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/29.jpg

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/13.jpg

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/21.jpg

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...percars/15.jpg

Fap 02-15-2008 12:46 PM

Ermm he said 100k budget..

s9ann0 02-15-2008 02:35 PM

don't buy a Z4 unless its the M version,

anything big like a M6 or a SL is classic midlife crisis material

In USA I think the corvette's are the best bang for your buck or S2000 if you only wanna spend $20-25k.

Mister E 02-15-2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen (Post 13782615)
Mazda. Just look it up and check the specs.

Nissan actually...Infinity makes this version:

http://images.leftlanenews.com/conte...07-g35-g37.jpg

Mister E 02-15-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mazuma Jason (Post 13786589)
Some sick rides here, but the Audi RS4's got my bank!

http://www.audiforums.com/models/rs4...Audi-RS4-2.jpg

Hey Jason, how ya doing man?

I agree: the Audi is sexy!

phasic 02-15-2008 02:57 PM

http://www.myride.com/images/vehicle..._(400x300).jpg

109k

Violetta 02-15-2008 03:17 PM

as long as its red and convertible, anything will do! :)

NoComments 02-15-2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 13787989)
as long as its red and convertible, anything will do! :)


I have the couch wich fits this description but I don't think it will do....

qwe 02-15-2008 04:12 PM

benz csl55amg
bmw 750li
bmw e92 m3
benz s550
bmw M5
porsche 911 turbo
range rover

take your pick :pimp

ADL Colin 02-15-2008 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13783398)
The secret of my success is that nobody ever believed when I told the truth...just like when I said back in 1999 that I shave.

UVOVUN anyone?
;)
\

that is a fact

ADL Colin 02-15-2008 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwe (Post 13788322)
benz csl55amg
bmw 750li
bmw e92 m3
benz s550
bmw M5
porsche 911 turbo
range rover

take your pick :pimp

just drove an s550. serge, i would think this car is something you would like


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