One Full Year in Adult and this is what I've Learned!

**pornask** · 02-11-2008, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by Sands

[*]Getting hit by traffic is a bad thing if you're a pedestrian, but it's great if you're a webmaster.

Originally posted by Sands

[*]The best converting sponsors are Blazing Bucks, Island Dollars, 21 Sextury Cash and Teen Revenue.

Awesome how I do well even though I never promote any of those weird sounding sponsors

**bobby666** · 02-11-2008, 12:47 PM

thanks for your knowledge

**Chio** · 02-11-2008, 12:48 PM

If anyone needs text... Sands is your man.

**Sands** · 02-11-2008, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by pornask

Awesome how I do well even though I never promote any of those weird sounding sponsors

Originally posted by Chio

If anyone needs text... Sands is your man.

**Socks** · 02-11-2008, 01:15 PM

Didn't you just... refcode spam? ;)

**munki** · 02-11-2008, 01:21 PM

This thread derivers...

**pornask** · 02-11-2008, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by Socks

Didn't you just... refcode spam? ;)

**GrouchyAdmin** · 02-11-2008, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by Sands

Yup, this February marks my first full year in adult and looking back I've learned a hell of a lot. I'll list out a few of my more remarkable discoveries:

Blogs can be used for porn and not just posting endless angst-ridden diatribes about Paris Hilton, George W. Bush, Emos, and Furries.

Wait, blogs can be useful for something? Why didn't I get the memo!?

**Sosa** · 02-11-2008, 01:31 PM

haha nice

**papill0n** · 02-11-2008, 01:38 PM

*raises glass*

Cheers Sands you are a damn good guy and heres to many more years of successful business for us both.

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 02-11-2008, 01:41 PM

sands punched my unborn child

**munki** · 02-11-2008, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by Jaysin

sands punched my unborn child

**Wizzo** · 02-11-2008, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by Sands

Spamming refcodes is lame.
The best converting sponsors are Blazing Bucks, Island Dollars, 21 Sextury Cash and Teen Revenue.

So in one sentence you say its lame, and then do it the next sentence?

Which one thing I've learned in 12years in the biz, its not lame if its relative to the topic...

**Sands** · 02-11-2008, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by Wizzo

So in one sentence you say its lame, and then do it the next sentence?

Which one thing I've learned in 12years in the biz, its not lame if its relative to the topic...

Just when you think I'm zigging, I zag!

Originally posted by Jaysin

sands punched my unborn child

Originally posted by RageCash-Ben

*raises glass*

Cheers Sands you are a damn good guy and heres to many more years of successful business for us both.

Thank you sir!

Originally posted by munki

This thread derivers...

Hi munki! You should stop by the room and chat a bit.

**Michaelious** · 02-11-2008, 02:01 PM

Hope yo have another great year.

**J. Falcon** · 02-11-2008, 02:07 PM

congrats on the good year you had

**fuzebox** · 02-11-2008, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Wizzo

So in one sentence you say its lame, and then do it the next sentence?

Can't get one past you!

**GAMEFINEST** · 02-11-2008, 02:47 PM

good for you

**starpimps** · 02-11-2008, 03:17 PM

i made 0 dollars in porn last year
roh roh

**Sands** · 02-11-2008, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by starpimps

i made 0 dollars in porn last year
roh roh

Oh noes! Just follow Sands' patented "Make M0ney in Pr0nz" process:

Step 1 - Register a sexy domain name.

Good: SuperHotPornChicksSuckingDicks.com
Bad: WeWillInstallSpyware.com

Step 2 - Sign up with a reputable sponsor that maintains a rich portfolio of paysites.

Good: Jenna Cash
Bad: Zango

Step 3 - Add promo materials to the site.

Good: Free hosted galleries, odd sized banners, "join now!" links.
Bad: One 1280x1024 image that's a close-up of a butthole, and nothing else.

Step 4 - Create entertaining text that SE's will devour and surfers will enjoy.

Good: "Jenna Jameson is a household name, so be sure to invite her into your household so you can watch her doing what she does best: sucking cock, getting fucked, and taking uber-loads of sticky spooge at ClubJenna.com!"
Bad: "Hi frend! You buy these pills make ur womans big with pleasure at your huge sized dik! Be shark not little fish, clck here!

Step 5 - Make sure your new site doesn't go stale, and always add new features and content to keep the end-user experience fresh, novel, and enjoyable.

Good: Daily updates, POTD and MOTD plugins, and polls.
Bad: Merciless parades of pop-ups, redirects to installers, and endless circle-jerking.

With these simple five steps you'll gain $9,000 to $10,000 or 1 to 3 inches in a matter of months!

**woj** · 02-11-2008, 04:30 PM

good job dude

**After Shock Media** · 02-11-2008, 04:34 PM

Ha its been a year already.

**qxm** · 02-11-2008, 04:48 PM

congratz to the winners?...........

**Drake** · 02-11-2008, 05:02 PM

Good stuff

**Iron Fist** · 02-11-2008, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Sands

Bad: One 1280x1024 image that's a close-up of a butthole, and nothing else.

Hey I converted that pic to text...

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**Sands** · 02-11-2008, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Ha its been a year already.

Haha, yup! It seems like only yesterday I was bugging you in #gfy about "OMG WHAT DO I DO ABOUT 2257, HELP HELP!"

Originally posted by sharphead

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**needlive** · 02-11-2008, 06:57 PM

Congrats to your year and all the best.

**After Shock Media** · 02-11-2008, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by Sands

Haha, yup! It seems like only yesterday I was bugging you in #gfy about "OMG WHAT DO I DO ABOUT 2257, HELP HELP!"

To think I could of squashed a now productive webmaster a year ago with some simple propaganda, but nah instead I tell you that your not charging me enough.

**NinjaSteve** · 02-11-2008, 07:55 PM

is SuperHotPornChicksSuckingDicks.com available?

**stickyfingerz** · 02-11-2008, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by Wizzo

So in one sentence you say its lame, and then do it the next sentence?

Which one thing I've learned in 12years in the biz, its not lame if its relative to the topic...

**LB-69** · 02-11-2008, 08:11 PM

Sounds like good year you and Marty had together..:-) Hope 2008 is our turn..

**wpkings** · 02-11-2008, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Sands

With these simple five steps you'll gain $9,000 to $10,000 or 1 to 3 inches in a matter of months!

**Violetta** · 02-11-2008, 11:19 PM

you have learned a lot... now CLICK sig!

**Vick!** · 02-11-2008, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by Sands

[*]Spamming refcodes is lame.
[*]The best converting sponsors are Blazing Bucks, Island Dollars, 21 Sextury Cash and Teen Revenue.

you are lame

**JFK** · 02-11-2008, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by Sands

Just when you think I'm zigging, I zag!

Thank you sir!

Hi munki! You should stop by the room and chat a bit.

I like that

[QUOTE=Sands;13767393]Just when you think I'm zigging, I zag!

**V_RocKs** · 02-12-2008, 12:20 AM

Get off my sponsor list pal!

**V_RocKs** · 02-12-2008, 12:22 AM

Get off my sponsor list pal!

**testpie** · 02-12-2008, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by starpimps

i made 0 dollars in porn last year
roh roh

Welcome to the club. Here's my ticket if you want to use it:

**blogman9** · 02-12-2008, 01:31 AM

There's no money in porn [insert emoticon here].

**Redmanthatcould** · 02-12-2008, 01:43 AM

If you are always this witty, then I'm definitely worse off for not catching more of your posts. I'll be on the lookout now

Congrats for one revolution around the porn-sun

**John.** · 02-12-2008, 02:00 AM

Congrats on your first year in the biz. Good to see you've had some success.

**Sands** · 02-12-2008, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by VS_Jeff

If you are always this witty, then I'm definitely worse off for not catching more of your posts. I'll be on the lookout now

Congrats for one revolution around the porn-sun

Thank you! Mark Twain once said, "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." I'm not sure how this statement is relevant to this thread, but I copied it from one of those famous quote websites to sound sophisticated and intelligent.

Originally posted by LB-69

Sounds like good year you and Marty had together..:-) Hope 2008 is our turn..

Hi Rami! I was just talking to an associate about how he'd be nuts if he didn't sign up with ExoticGold and promote Extreme Ladyboys because that's money in the bank.

Originally posted by AfterShockMedia

To think I could of squashed a now productive webmaster a year ago with some simple propaganda, but nah instead I tell you that your not charging me enough.

Haha, yeah. Imagine if I didn't stick with adult... I'd probably be working a 9-5 job that pays twice as much and offers benefits. I shudder to think.

Originally posted by Every Hot Chick In America

Omg Sands! How exactly did you become the sexiest fatty in the world. Also, we want to have sex with you!

Well, it was a long and tedious process. Really, when you have a dream you need to stick with it, work toward it, and never compromise. Some people aspire to be firefighters, police officers, presidents, and successful entrepreneurs as young children, but I pined to be the sexiest fat man alive. I strove, determined, to this goal and it's nice to know the ladies appreciate it.

Thanks everyone! You're so very kind.

**pornbilly** · 02-12-2008, 08:33 AM

Congrats. 1 year for pornbilly too.

**sniperwolf** · 02-12-2008, 09:45 AM

That's a lot of learning! And congrats on your anniversary!

**Matyko** · 02-20-2008, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

Hey I converted that pic to text...

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!!! Copyrighted by Kurt Vonnegut !!!

**Tanker** · 02-20-2008, 12:17 PM

hehe good post

glad to have you on our team!

One Full Year in Adult and this is what I've Learned!

One Full Year in Adult and this is what I've Learned!

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