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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-09-2008, 03:39 PM

Fucker Little bitch is in my keyboard, I tried to kill em as he was freaking out on my "Insert" key, when I went for the kill he dived under the keys and I can't get em out.
So now I got a little black spider in my keyboard somewhere...

Any suggestions?

Dirty F · 02-09-2008, 03:44 PM

Yeah, just leave it there. What harm can it possibly do.

Twig · 02-09-2008, 03:54 PM

Piss on him.

Eriic · 02-09-2008, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Yeah, just leave it there. I'll stop over about 7:30 and give you a nice big sloppy kiss and one hell of a blow job just cuz you are wonderful

That is great bout I don't see how that really helps

V_RocKs · 02-09-2008, 06:42 PM

Can of compressed air...

XSV · 02-09-2008, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Fucker Little bitch is in my keyboard, I tried to kill em as he was freaking out on my "Insert" key, when I went for the kill he dived under the keys and I can't get em out.
So now I got a little black spider in my keyboard somewhere...

Any suggestions?

I would have emptied a full can of RAID on his ass by now and would have already been home from the computer store with my new keyboard.

spiders!

Dirty F · 02-09-2008, 07:09 PM

I used to live on a houseboat...spider paradise...when i was sitting outside tanning my hot body i was surrounded by big fat spiders all the time. Seriously maybe like 20 of them them on 2 square meters. but no problem for me. One time i was taking a beautynap on the couch and was woken up by the big fat ass Dutch tarantula falling down on me from the ceiling..that did freak me out a bit but still, they don't harm you...they get rid of flies and mosquitos so i just let them be. And who am i to kill them. I chose to live there, i have to adjust them and not them to me.

justinsain · 02-09-2008, 07:11 PM

Hit the delete key

Dirty F · 02-09-2008, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by justinsain

Hit the delete key

Yeah or alt f4.

Miss Munki · 02-09-2008, 07:19 PM

Try a vacuum hose, that's how I usually get rid of them when they set up camp in corners of the ceiling

Dirty F · 02-09-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Munki's Girl

Try a vacuum hose, that's how I usually get rid of them when they set up camp in corners of the ceiling

How would you feel if you lived in a land of giants and they'd vacuum you because they don't like the way you look?

papill0n · 02-09-2008, 07:52 PM

How could anyone be concerned about a spider???

Zorgman · 02-09-2008, 07:57 PM

Get a new keyboard!

F-U-Jimmy · 02-09-2008, 08:06 PM

Just immerse your keyboard in water while still connected to the PC the current will kill the little fucker

Pleasurepays · 02-09-2008, 08:07 PM

start telling him how you invented everything that everyone does in adult.. he'll get bored and leave and find a smarter webmasters keyboard to hide in

Compdoctor · 02-09-2008, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

start telling him how you invented everything that everyone does in adult.. he'll get bored and leave and find a smarter webmasters keyboard to hide in

Or you could if you wanted too, stick your keyboard in the freezer. Spiders hate the cold

itto · 02-09-2008, 08:47 PM

kill it mang

MikeB · 02-10-2008, 01:50 AM

put the keyboard in the freezer overnight.

bobby666 · 02-10-2008, 01:36 PM

alt+print and it comes out of your printer

aico · 02-10-2008, 01:38 PM

unzip your pants, he'll chase one of the flies

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-10-2008, 01:54 PM

I agree with Franck don't kill it, its not a poisonous spider it wont hurt you, let it do its job and keep flies and other bugs down in your place.

minddust · 02-10-2008, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

unzip your pants, he'll chase one of the flies

Violetta · 02-10-2008, 01:59 PM

haha... creepy! Put it in you freezer when you go to bed!

KILL_FRENZY · 02-10-2008, 03:42 PM

sell it on ebay

Dirty F · 02-10-2008, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

unzip your pants, he'll chase one of the flies

Bojangles · 02-10-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

start telling him how you invented everything that everyone does in adult.. he'll get bored and leave and find a smarter webmasters keyboard to hide in

VeriSexy · 02-11-2008, 03:48 AM

Raid.. man raid

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-11-2008, 04:15 AM

Well I not seen em come out he could be dead in there or escaped when I left the desk :/

I know what the bastard looks like though.
I got his number...

viencarl · 02-11-2008, 06:19 AM

I saw in geographic channel they say its delicious hmmmm lol

esteve · 02-11-2008, 07:05 AM

speaking of spiders, Anderdon Silva is fighting Dan Henderson on March 1 in Columbus Ohio. Go Spider

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I used to live on a houseboat...spider paradise...when i was sitting outside tanning my hot body i was surrounded by big fat spiders all the time. Seriously maybe like 20 of them them on 2 square meters. but no problem for me. One time i was taking a beautynap on the couch and was woken up by the big fat ass Dutch tarantula falling down on me from the ceiling..that did freak me out a bit but still, they don't harm you...they get rid of flies and mosquitos so i just let them be. And who am i to kill them. I chose to live there, i have to adjust them and not them to me.

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