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CyberHustler 02-08-2008 01:20 AM

I wanna shake that dudes hand...

NinjaSteve 02-08-2008 03:33 AM

HAHAHA awesome.

sexykat 02-08-2008 05:36 AM

Funniest thing ever

KILL_FRENZY 02-08-2008 06:03 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaughfunny

BVF 02-08-2008 07:29 AM

Maybe I should've kicked Kayla when I saw her pissing in that glass on the boat years ago...But back then, people were up her ass and thought it was cool.

escorpio 02-08-2008 07:34 AM

Bitch had it coming.

Brother Bilo 02-08-2008 07:46 AM

I wonder if he gave his shoe a little sniff when he got home.

Jace 02-08-2008 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 13754734)
Maybe I should've kicked Kayla when I saw her pissing in that glass on the boat years ago...But back then, people were up her ass and thought it was cool.

there was one porn convention where the girls were at a gathering and suddenly decided to start pissing in cups in the corner, ON CARPET, in this meeting hall

I saw that was appalled, and I don't get shocked easily, it was just disgusting and fucking rude as shit

ServerGenius 02-08-2008 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 13754734)
Maybe I should've kicked Kayla when I saw her pissing in that glass on the boat years ago...But back then, people were up her ass and thought it was cool.

I remember that night......was the same night we had juicy steak with Corvette right? :thumbsup

Drake 02-08-2008 07:54 AM

You don't see that everyday lol. He has great technique too, must have been a soccer player.

mikeyddddd 02-08-2008 08:13 AM

Fiddy pissers

dakota1358 02-08-2008 08:18 AM

Thats funny as hell.Old man kicked her right in the ass

quantum-x 02-08-2008 08:35 AM

Here's the thing, and if it's not true for him, it'd be true for his peers.
This guy probably had friends die fighting wars to uphold freedom and levels of lifestyle for generations. I can only imagine he'd be somewhat insulted to see this type of thing as his form of repayment.

Or maybe he was just frustrated she wasn't pissing on his face.

sniperwolf 02-08-2008 08:53 AM

ouch! that hurts! :Oh crap

but she learned her lesson! :1orglaugh

just a punk 02-08-2008 09:30 AM

Just saw a full version of this video (the director's cut :)) It's one of the exUSSR Baltic countries (Latvia, Lithuania or Estonia). The police there don't give a shit about such acts of obscenity - piss and defecate anywhere you want.

The only thing you can be arrested, beat and jailed for is protecting of monuments to heroes of WWII that were fighting against Hitler and Latvian/Lithuanian/Estonia NAZI scumbags :2 cents:

CDSmith 02-08-2008 10:51 AM

I can think of several uncles and relatives in my family, even a few aunts, that would give any girl like her a boot to the ass too. To a guy that age, any girl who has her head on assbackwards that much that she thinks it's okay to cop a squat anywhere she feels like it shows zero respect for anyone including herself and needs much more than a good swift kick.

Camera guy is lucky the old man didn't bitchlap him as well.

ProjectNaked 02-08-2008 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 13754899)
Here's the thing, and if it's not true for him, it'd be true for his peers.
This guy probably had friends die fighting wars to uphold freedom and levels of lifestyle for generations. I can only imagine he'd be somewhat insulted to see this type of thing as his form of repayment.

Or maybe he was just frustrated she wasn't pissing on his face.

more likely he owns the shop she is pissing in front of...:2 cents:

tehHinjew 02-08-2008 10:57 AM

is that for juggcash's asses in public?

CLICK LINK lol

2MuchMark 02-08-2008 11:00 AM

HAHAHA... way to go, Old Dude! I don't understand piss content, but there's nothing sexy or cool or funny at all about a girl taking a piss in public. Would love to hear the sound of that video. I'd buy that guy a beer.

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Loch 02-08-2008 11:41 AM

LOL gotta love that

Paco, of Large Cash. 02-08-2008 11:48 AM

Bravo, and props to the old-timer for having better morals than that stupid stunned twat!

Centuries to get where we are and fucking pylons go and promote shit like that! Let's revert back to hucking our piss, shit, dead carcasses (refuse) etc out the window!

I hope the nice guy did not get any of her cooties on his shoes!

BV 02-08-2008 12:07 PM

What a bunch of pussy ass mother fuckers we have here.

I think it's hot and she is hot and I'm not disgusted by it at all.

However taking a dump would be a different story.

Cheers,
BV

prezzz 02-08-2008 12:09 PM

Goooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaal!

CDSmith 02-08-2008 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 13755645)
What a bunch of pussy ass mother fuckers we have here.

I think it's hot and she is hot and I'm not disgusted by it at all.

However taking a dump would be a different story.

Cheers,
BV

You're walking with your wife and young kids down the street enjoying a nice family walk when all of a sudden there's a chick showing her tits and copping a squat pissing.

Yeah, so fucking hot.

Get a grip man.

Paco, of Large Cash. 02-08-2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 13755645)
What a bunch of pussy ass mother fuckers we have here.
I think it's hot and she is hot and I'm not disgusted by it at all.
However taking a dump would be a different story.


twat a hypocritical view!!

What, one excrement, or discharge, is ""hot"", or warm by the time it hits pavement, and acceptable to you, while another (excrement) is not??

Why not have people shitting, ejaculating, spitting (with and with out chew) and, of course, pissing where every they want! Hell, let's go back to killing, skinning and cooking our meals there, as well. Hell, we can even whip out and do the ole laundry..

..oh, wait! You're from Florida.

BV 02-08-2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13755665)
You're walking with your wife and young kids down the street enjoying a nice family walk when all of a sudden there's a chick showing her tits and copping a squat pissing.

Yeah, so fucking hot.

Get a grip man.

Every place is not the good ole US of A.

Get out in the world sometimes and you will see for yourself.

You will see much worse than this.

She wasn't doing anything sexual. She was taking a piss and she was a hot biatch!

I'd love to see that every day.

PS: I bet you don't piss on your GF's leg in the shower either. :1orglaugh

CrkMStanz 02-08-2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13755665)
You're walking with your wife and young kids down the street enjoying a nice family walk when all of a sudden there's a chick showing her tits and copping a squat pissing.

Yeah, so fucking hot.

Get a grip man.

too fuckin funny - Tubes site discussions are all about Money... how much they make, how much traffic they take from us, copyright infringement, how do I make one...?

I have yet to see one 'tubes' comment that says ' hey, wtf, thats just giving free hardcore porn to my 7 year old...'

don't be dissin' other peoples fetishes, lest they turn around and examine your fetishes...

people in glass houses and all that.

CDSmith 02-08-2008 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrkMStanz (Post 13755705)
don't be dissin' other peoples fetishes, lest they turn around and examine your fetishes...

people in glass houses and all that.

I'm not dissing anyone's fetish here dude. I'm the first one to defend in a lot of cases. But when your fetish infringes on other people's rights that's a different ballgame.

No one needs to see this on public sidewalks unless you live in a shithole country or toilet neighborhood where no one cares.

Sveindt Beindt 02-08-2008 12:33 PM

Lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Then she can learn it :pimp

evildick 02-08-2008 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrkMStanz (Post 13755705)
too fuckin funny - Tubes site discussions are all about Money... how much they make, how much traffic they take from us, copyright infringement, how do I make one...?

I have yet to see one 'tubes' comment that says ' hey, wtf, thats just giving free hardcore porn to my 7 year old...'

don't be dissin' other peoples fetishes, lest they turn around and examine your fetishes...

people in glass houses and all that.

Big difference between what's on a website and what's on a public street in front of bystanders that have no choice in what they are being subjected to.

What she did certainly doesn't bother me, as a matter of fact I probably would have asked for her number (LOL), but if it had been someone's wife walking down the road with a small child it sure would have been horrible.

Dagwolf 02-08-2008 12:59 PM

She could do with a good spanking. :)

chopstick 02-08-2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13753286)
here it is
full video

I think it's funny that someone went and offered a link to download from a pirate site when everyone on here is so upset over tubes and pirates. HA! How many of you actually used the download link to watch that clip? All of you who did cannot argue against a tube or DL site again!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 13753929)
he should have punched her in the face.
girls that piss to get attention or money are idiots.
pissing has to be one of the top 10 stupidest niches in porn, and why would seeing a girl pee be all right but pooping is suddenly taboo? becuase one comes out of the vagina? oh wait, you will shove your cock up the poop hole too, but that smells bad, so it is gross?
men make NO sense whatsoever

Poop is full of bacteria.
Pee is sterile.
Pee wins.
Both are gross.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrkMStanz (Post 13755705)
too fuckin funny - Tubes site discussions are all about Money... how much they make, how much traffic they take from us, copyright infringement, how do I make one...?
I have yet to see one 'tubes' comment that says ' hey, wtf, thats just giving free hardcore porn to my 7 year old...'
don't be dissin' other peoples fetishes, lest they turn around and examine your fetishes...
people in glass houses and all that.

As a former tuber I think that public displays of sexually related crap are wrong because I do not want my children to be exposed to things like this. Children look to adults to learn how to behave in the world, and when they see shit like this they ask questions. If you ignore or brush off the kid was not answered and it stays with them. I have seen it time and time again. I would certainly kick that girl in the ass too, and then let her know how much of a piece of worthless shit she is. I would ask he if she thought she would grow up to be a sidewalk pissing piece of tit-meat used exclusively for masturbation material. I would also point out her only contribution to the world is coincidentally nicely shaped fat.

I do not want my kids to grow up thinking that there is a possibility they could end up a spooge receptacle like she did.

Such a tool.

beemk 02-08-2008 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 13753698)
looks staged .. why would she pop her boobs out for pissing? ..

lol if it want stanged do you think she would be looking at the camera pissing in the middle of a sidewalk?

RTP 02-08-2008 01:58 PM

Horrible. I'd prob do the same but aim for the starfish

u-Bob 02-08-2008 02:24 PM

I LOLed :)

BaldBishop 02-08-2008 02:25 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

just a punk 02-08-2008 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chopstick (Post 13755967)
Pee is sterile.

Get a clue man! Urine is NOT STERILE. Furthermore, you can catch lots of serious infections from it including hepatitis, various STD's etc.

2MuchMark 02-08-2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 13756160)
Get a clue man! Urine is NOT STERILE. Furthermore, you can catch lots of serious infections from it including hepatitis, various STD's etc.

ACTUALY...

In cases of kidney or urinary tract infection (UTI), the urine will contain bacteria, but otherwise urine is virtually sterile and nearly odorless when it leaves the body. However, after that, bacteria that contaminate the urine will convert chemicals in the urine into smelly chemicals that are responsible for the distinctive odor of stale urine; in particular, ammonia is produced from urea.

Urine contains large amounts of urea, an excellent source of nitrogen for plants (So feel free to take a piss on your pot plants, pot heads!). As such it is a useful accelerator for compost. Urea is much less toxic than ammonia and is formed by the combination of the byproducts of deamination (2 NH3 molecules) and cellular respiration (1 CO2 molecule). Other components include various inorganic salts such as sodium chloride (sodium discharge is called natriuresis).

The more you Knowwwwwww!!!! (Thanks wiki!)

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chopstick 02-08-2008 02:49 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine
Search for the word STERILE on this page.

CDSmith 02-08-2008 02:51 PM

The "urine is sterile" argument in this case is absolutely irrelivant, pointless and completely out the window stupid. Who cares if it's sterile or not? What matters here is do you want people pissing like dogs on your street, in front of your store, near your house where your kids play, etc?

It looks like all fun and games from a viewer perspective but the reality of it is that old guy kicks ass, literally. There are plenty of places in the world where that kind of niche content can be shot, obviously that location isn't one of them.

Bravo to the old bugger, hopefully he kicked some sense into her.


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