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10-04-2002, 10:04 PM

Motherfuckers keep me awake, although I need to get up in about 5h ...

Party my fuckin ass.

Guess what douchebags, Underworld - Born Slippy at 6 a.m. Eastern Time Standard, right over your bedroom ... hope the base will kick you sleepy c.u.n.t. right out of bed. Fuck with me, I'll fuck with you.

Thank God for my Logitech speakers.

She was a beatiful boy, she was a lipstick boy ...

10-04-2002, 10:09 PM

Any other destructive suggestions welcum.

Rictor · 10-04-2002, 10:13 PM

Fuck their daughter and treat her like shit.

10-04-2002, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Fuck their daughter and treat her like shit.

Been there, done that. I need to steal their sleep, not their daughter.

Choder · 10-04-2002, 10:20 PM

I feel for ya man. I've dealt with all those kinds of loud neighbors situations. I'm a really light sleeper so it sucks. I downloaded the mp3 that you're going to play for them this morning....good call man!

Stealthy · 10-04-2002, 10:36 PM

Get in touch with a chemical company, pose as a member of a search and rescue team and ask for a bottle of "Cadaverine". It's what's used to teach S&R dogs how to sniff out dead, decomposing bodies and reeks just like a corpse! Then get yourself a hypodermic syringe, stick it under their door and let 'er rip! They'll run like hell cuz the shit doesn't wash out and takes literally MONTHS to wear off... Is that evil enough for ya?

Oh wait, "Born Slippy" is cruel enough! (Shudder) Hey boy, what boy, look boy, hey boy, there boy, whoa boy, something else boy, boy oh boy I FUCKING HATE THAT SONG!

10-04-2002, 10:54 PM

Ha Ha, I liked your suggestion Stealthy. I'll get on the case on Monday.

Lexxx · 10-05-2002, 12:22 AM

shoot'em... seems like a common solution in US now...

10-05-2002, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Lexxx
shoot'em... seems like a common solution in US now...

Don't own a gun, and probably never will either.

Rocky · 10-05-2002, 12:41 AM

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it's the ONLY solution bro'

Lexxx · 10-05-2002, 12:47 AM

Throw a webmaster party... we'll be there... so will be the noise...

10-05-2002, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky
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Voodoo · 10-05-2002, 01:05 AM

Write a note that says, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", roll it up, and put it in a bottle. Then throw it through their window when they are being loud.

I did this before, and it worked.

Or you could do the classic:
Rub Vasaline all over their car windshield.

Reverendpoon · 10-05-2002, 01:09 AM

You could try a tape of cats going at it . Put it on a continuous loop and play it loud. I have tried this myself and the losers learned to not keep me up all night.

cool1 · 10-05-2002, 01:15 AM

Do like OZZY and throw a log through thier window.

Rocky · 10-05-2002, 01:20 AM

or you could always send Serge to their place

and he could bore them to death

ibjem2 · 10-05-2002, 08:43 AM

Here is a tried and true favorite that I launched on a few people.

Wait til you know that THEY are asleep. Get a few bucks in quaters for a payphone, a list of taxi compaines in your area and order them cabs, say a dozen or so.

Have to use the payphone, so the # isnt tracked back to you and tell the taxi dispatcher that you are in the house, but hard of hearing so, please pound on the door, bang a window, etc.

Cabbies will pound your door off the hinges to get the fare they have crossed town to get to, and the neighbor will go insane cause they are woken up every 10 - 30 minutes depending on how many taxi comapines you have in your area.

Also, the arguement between victim and cabbie is wonderful to watch, nothing makes people more nuts than waking them up again and again, only to walk into a bad arguement with an enraged cabbie.

The victim has no idea where the attacks are coming from, since if asked the number is a payphone when traced back to the dispatcher.

Enjoy the show

Fro · 10-05-2002, 09:52 AM

Some of the best information/ideas at getting back at people can be found at alt.revenge.

Happy trails!

Fro

mjrools23 · 10-05-2002, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ibjem2
Here is a tried and true favorite that I launched on a few people.

Wait til you know that THEY are asleep. Get a few bucks in quaters for a payphone, a list of taxi compaines in your area and order them cabs, say a dozen or so.

Have to use the payphone, so the # isnt tracked back to you and tell the taxi dispatcher that you are in the house, but hard of hearing so, please pound on the door, bang a window, etc.

Cabbies will pound your door off the hinges to get the fare they have crossed town to get to, and the neighbor will go insane cause they are woken up every 10 - 30 minutes depending on how many taxi comapines you have in your area.

Also, the arguement between victim and cabbie is wonderful to watch, nothing makes people more nuts than waking them up again and again, only to walk into a bad arguement with an enraged cabbie.

The victim has no idea where the attacks are coming from, since if asked the number is a payphone when traced back to the dispatcher.

Enjoy the show

great idea

Fletch XXX · 10-05-2002, 09:55 AM

We are definitely the loudest round here.

;)

dikkechill · 10-05-2002, 02:02 PM

Underworld rulez!!

Do the same to them, but use the music type GABBER (as know in The Netherlands). Thats some nasty stuff. You would be able to really annoy them

cya
Dikkechill

Dusen · 10-05-2002, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by dikkechill
Underworld rulez!!
Do the same to them, but use the music type GABBER (as know in The Netherlands). Thats some nasty stuff. You would be able to really annoy them

cya
Dikkechill

Haha gabber is awful.

beerbust03 · 10-05-2002, 04:45 PM

Fuck your girlfriend or wife in every room of the house constantly for a week and be really loud about it. They'll want to join in after awhile, and then you'll become nice neighbors. just a thought.

Lexxx · 10-05-2002, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Dusen

Haha gabber is awful.

I used to like it a long time ago... until I blew every single speaker in my car...

jimmyf · 10-05-2002, 05:29 PM

I think ibjem2 has the best ideal with calling Cab's.

10-04-2002, 10:04 PM	#1
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Solution to loud neighbors ? Motherfuckers keep me awake, although I need to get up in about 5h ... Party my fuckin ass. Guess what douchebags, Underworld - Born Slippy at 6 a.m. Eastern Time Standard, right over your bedroom ... hope the base will kick you sleepy c.u.n.t. right out of bed. Fuck with me, I'll fuck with you. Thank God for my Logitech speakers. She was a beatiful boy, she was a lipstick boy ...

10-04-2002, 10:20 PM	#5
Choder Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 446	I feel for ya man. I've dealt with all those kinds of loud neighbors situations. I'm a really light sleeper so it sucks. I downloaded the mp3 that you're going to play for them this morning....good call man! __________________ Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698 <br> "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

10-04-2002, 10:36 PM	#6
Stealthy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: You know that voice inside your head? That's me... Posts: 626	Get in touch with a chemical company, pose as a member of a search and rescue team and ask for a bottle of "Cadaverine". It's what's used to teach S&R dogs how to sniff out dead, decomposing bodies and reeks just like a corpse! Then get yourself a hypodermic syringe, stick it under their door and let 'er rip! They'll run like hell cuz the shit doesn't wash out and takes literally MONTHS to wear off... Is that evil enough for ya? Oh wait, "Born Slippy" is cruel enough! (Shudder) Hey boy, what boy, look boy, hey boy, there boy, whoa boy, something else boy, boy oh boy I FUCKING HATE THAT SONG! __________________ <embed src=http://www.moonshadow-productions.com/images/moon.swf width="120" height=60> Last edited by Stealthy; 10-04-2002 at 10:37 PM..

10-05-2002, 12:22 AM	#8
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10-04-2002, 10:09 PM	#2
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Any other destructive suggestions welcum.

10-04-2002, 10:13 PM	#3
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Fuck their daughter and treat her like shit.

10-04-2002, 10:54 PM	#7
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Ha Ha, I liked your suggestion Stealthy. I'll get on the case on Monday.

10-05-2002, 12:47 AM	#11
Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	Throw a webmaster party... we'll be there... so will be the noise... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-05-2002, 01:05 AM	#13
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Write a note that says, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", roll it up, and put it in a bottle. Then throw it through their window when they are being loud. I did this before, and it worked. Or you could do the classic: Rub Vasaline all over their car windshield. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1." Last edited by Voodoo; 10-05-2002 at 01:06 AM..

10-05-2002, 01:09 AM	#14
Reverendpoon Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Spokane, Wa Posts: 42	You could try a tape of cats going at it . Put it on a continuous loop and play it loud. I have tried this myself and the losers learned to not keep me up all night. __________________ Sex is not a sin unless you pay to much for it.

10-05-2002, 01:15 AM	#15
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Do like OZZY and throw a log through thier window. __________________

10-05-2002, 01:20 AM	#16
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	or you could always send Serge to their place and he could bore them to death __________________ Are you down with Sin?

10-05-2002, 08:43 AM	#17
ibjem2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: NYC, capital of the world Posts: 178	Here is a tried and true favorite that I launched on a few people. Wait til you know that THEY are asleep. Get a few bucks in quaters for a payphone, a list of taxi compaines in your area and order them cabs, say a dozen or so. Have to use the payphone, so the # isnt tracked back to you and tell the taxi dispatcher that you are in the house, but hard of hearing so, please pound on the door, bang a window, etc. Cabbies will pound your door off the hinges to get the fare they have crossed town to get to, and the neighbor will go insane cause they are woken up every 10 - 30 minutes depending on how many taxi comapines you have in your area. Also, the arguement between victim and cabbie is wonderful to watch, nothing makes people more nuts than waking them up again and again, only to walk into a bad arguement with an enraged cabbie. The victim has no idea where the attacks are coming from, since if asked the number is a payphone when traced back to the dispatcher. Enjoy the show

10-05-2002, 09:52 AM	#18
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10-05-2002, 09:55 AM	#20
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10-05-2002, 02:02 PM	#21
dikkechill Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 679	Underworld rulez!! Do the same to them, but use the music type GABBER (as know in The Netherlands). Thats some nasty stuff. You would be able to really annoy them cya Dikkechill __________________ Teens in Wet Panties 60% recurring, ccbill, hosted galleries

10-05-2002, 04:45 PM	#23
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10-05-2002, 05:29 PM	#25
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