Do you have a "Secret Sex Parner"?

[.~.]

I'm talking about someone who you keep a secret from everyone. You might only let her suck your cock when you are really drunk and you never mention her to anyone.

Maybe she is a bit chunky or her face is sort of busted, but she sucks you like her life depends on it.

Any SECRET sex slaves? If so, why exactly do you keep them a secret? Are you embarrassed by the secret sex slave? Are you married or in a serious relationship?

If you pay her, she doesn't count.


Thank you!

[LiveDose]

No but I used to have several 'fuck buddies' (chicks) when I was single and living in NYC... Good times.

[CurrentlySober]

why? are you offering your services?

[DatingGold]

I wouldnt consider posting it on GFY being a secret for long

[_mC_]

YO MAMMA!!!

[.~.]

No but I used to have several 'fuck buddies' (chicks) when I was single and living in NYC... Good times.

How exactly do you establish a "fuck buddy" relationship? I know a girl who was convinced by a guy (both were married) to establish an "oral sex" relationship - only. NO kissing on the mouth or whatever, just oral sex. She would blow him silly and they have kept it "secret" for YEARS. I want some girl to secretly blow me whenever I need to be blown and not ask me to talk to her or hang out with her or spend money on her.

[.~.]

why? are you offering your services?

NO WAY! The last time I tried to set up a secret sex relationship, it ended up that the "girl" I thought I was talking to was really Juicy D. Links. He met me a few times while he was wearing makeup, a wig and a skirt. He always arranged for us to meet where the lighting was very low. Sure, we went at it a few times, but I eventually noticed that he was a "guy" and I immediately called it off, after a few more meetings!!!

[Zverka]

why? are you offering your services?

LOL

[SexualDragon]

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.

[halfpint]

My secret fuck buddy is my hand and its the safest way, It never tells anyone when we have sex

[Zverka]

NO WAY! The last time I tried to set up a secret sex relationship, it ended up that the "girl" I thought I was talking to was really Juicy D. Links. He met me a few times while he was wearing makeup, a wig and a skirt. He always arranged for us to meet where the lighting was very low. Sure, we went at it a few times, but I eventually noticed that he was a "guy" and I immediately called it off, after a few more meetings!!!

are you a ghey

[Jace]

nope, I am married

[L-Pink]

Isn't that called a glory-hole?

[Bojangles]

My secret fuck buddy is my hand and its the safest way, It never tells anyone when we have sex

My hand had a headache right now.

[halfpint]

My hand had a headache right now.

Yeah I lost count the amount of times my misses used that one in the last 25 years that we have been together "headache" not to have sex with me..lol at least your hand is always willing and it dont give you babys in return

[Jace]

Yeah I lost count the amount of times my misses used that one in the last 25 years that we have been together "headache" not to have sex with me..lol at least your hand is always willing

i have been married almost 10 years and never ONCE have gotten any sort of "headache" response to having sex LOL

maybe you're doing it wrong?

I know the one place to bite on my wife that instantly gets her in the mood, even when she says she isn't

[.~.]

are you a ghey

x

HOW DARE YOU!

I told you he tricked me! He was wearing makeup and a skirt and a wig!

I'm looking for the super HOT 23 year old chick, who every man wants and she wants to secretly be my sex slave. Ok, how do I set that up?

[Jace]

it dont give you babys in return

got this when I was 29



best decision ever!

[halfpint]

i have been married almost 10 years and never ONCE have gotten any sort of "headache" response to having sex LOL

maybe you're doing it wrong?

I know the one place to bite on my wife that instantly gets her in the mood, even when she says she isn't

lol I think its because I have a small weiner or something but for the first 5-6 years it was good then it just went down hill and the worst thing now is all I get at night time is snoring from her

[.~.]

nope, I am married

Yes, I understand what you are saying.

Be defiant and keep it a secret.



Jace has never cheated on his wife, I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jace - just e-mail me the details of your secret sex relationships! THANKS DUDE!








Was that ok?

[halfpint]

got this when I was 29



best decision ever!

ouch that looks painfull After we had two kids my misses had her tubes cut so we couldent have any more sprogs

[.~.]

Why not just have the entire nut sack cut off if you aren't going to use it anymore?

Isn't it like carrying around an unloaded gun for protection? Why even carry it. It must be heavy and won't do shit when you need it most.

[Zverka]

x

HOW DARE YOU!

I told you he tricked me! He was wearing makeup and a skirt and a wig!

I'm looking for the super HOT 23 year old chick, who every man wants and she wants to secretly be my sex slave. Ok, how do I set that up?

Are you sure he/she/it was JDL?
You've mentioned "the lighting was very low". How did you recognize him/her/it ;)

At least you can try craigslist ;)

[Zverka]

Why not just have the entire nut sack cut off if you aren't going to use it anymore?

Isn't it like carrying around an unloaded gun for protection? Why even carry it. It must be heavy and won't do shit when you need it most.