So Today I Realized I am Officially A Celebrity - GoFuckYourself.com

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 04:57 PM

Yep.

I got recognized at the Infiniti Dealership today.
It was really funny when the service guy at the dealership got done washing my car for me and says to me...

IN a deep Spanglish accent he says

"Jew look so familiar mang....are jew the guy who say you are eeeder a peemp or a ho in dat movie?"

" Hey what happened to that hot chica mang?"

It was definitely a weird feeling to know that someone other than my family or friends are watching American Cannibal on SHOWTIME.

Too bad it was some Mexican who fixed my car and not Ivanka Trump..
Ivanka are you out there???

seeric · 02-01-2008, 04:59 PM

Oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!

my poor number one post is about to be trampled to death i fear.

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

Oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!

my poor number one post is about to be trampled to death i fear.

That's the point Airek-
Oh and the other point of this senseless self promoting post is to tell everyone that we are under ONE WEEK AWAY from the XBIZ AWARDS and THE PLAYERS BALL feat LIl JON!!!

Jesse Jane and I can't wait to see everyone at the awards show, and I have a lot of secrets up my sleeve...

I look froward to seeing you all next week in LA!!!

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2008, 05:05 PM

lol
I get recognized by people on the street that I don't know everyday, many times a day... (because of my websites) dosen't make me a celeb... not quite there yet.

DigitalDruid · 02-01-2008, 05:06 PM

lil jon...... you guys know how to party......

<>< · 02-01-2008, 05:07 PM

kb is a pimp in my book and i don't even know the guy.

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

lol
I get recognized by people on the street that I don't know everyday, many times a day... (because of my websites) dosen't make me a celeb... not quite there yet.

Yea but this wasn't my neighbor or mailman...

:-))

D · 02-01-2008, 05:08 PM

I like pickles.

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by D

I like pickles.

My ex used to do pushups in a pickle patch...
I think that is how she would practice her skills

Juicy D. Links · 02-01-2008, 05:09 PM

K to the B to Izzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss u

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by <><

kb is a pimp in my book and i don't even know the guy.

GAME RECOGNIZES GAME

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Yea but this wasn't my neighbor or mailman...

:-))

Dude I'm talking about hundreads of people... in many cities. I own the biggest social networking sites in the province... as well as throwing the hottest parties.

Beeing a celebrity is more then beeing recognised if you ask me... it's when you start beeing stalked.

Beeing recognized is just a small annoyance...

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:11 PM

BTW

If you ahven't seen American Cannibal yet watch in on SHOWTIME LATINO

I am funnier in Spanish from what I hear

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Dude I'm talking about hundreads of people... in many cities. I own the biggest social networking sites in the province...

Beeing a celebrity is more then beeing recognised if you ask me... it's when you start beeing stalked.

I feel you. Tell me about it...

I am currently being stalked by two Fat Jewish women and a smart fag.

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2008, 05:14 PM

American Canibal was cool

The scene where the two dudes gets introcuded to the business at your bday party is priceless.

SleazyDream · 02-01-2008, 05:14 PM

baaaah - you've been famous for years. you became famous the moment I met you.

Ernie D. Links · 02-01-2008, 05:14 PM

my son told me about youMr cannonbal.

he told me you got him laid.

Thank you he needed that

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

American Canibal was cool

The scene where the two dudes gets introcuded to the business at your bday party is priceless.

It's also 100% the way it went down.
I have to thank Nichepay Nader for making Ria intriduce herself to me and taking off all of her clothes...

I'd also like to thank the bartender in San Diego who is fucking her now for taking her off my hands

Tommy The Twink · 02-01-2008, 05:17 PM

I would love to take you out for dinner and some COCKtails KB

I am in west hollywood

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ernie D. Links

my son told me about youMr cannonbal.

he told me you got him laid.

Thank you he needed that

Mr. Links it was my absolute pleasure hooking up Lil Juicy.
I just wish next time he'll be awake to enjoy it.

Tommy The Twink · 02-01-2008, 05:17 PM

how can I get in touch with you KB?

sicone · 02-01-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

baaaah - you've been famous for years. you became famous the moment I met you.

This means I'm famous too

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy The Twink

I would love to take you out for dinner and some COCKtails KB

I am in west hollywood

Meet me at the Topz burger on Santa Monica next to the Ramada Inn-
I'll be sitting the closest to the back door.

TheAmericanCannibal · 02-01-2008, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

This means I'm famous too

AND BIG.

lol

I love you both

Tommy The Twink · 02-01-2008, 05:21 PM

What would it take for private screening of

American CannonBALLS?

Tommy The Twink · 02-01-2008, 05:24 PM

KB please contact me

D · 02-01-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

My ex used to do pushups in a pickle patch...
I think that is how she would practice her skills

lol

Tommy The Twink · 02-01-2008, 05:25 PM

KB please contact me

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-01-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

IN a deep Spanglish accent he says

"Jew look so familiar mang....are jew the guy who say you are eeeder a peemp or a ho in dat movie?"

Too bad it was some Mexican who fixed my car and not Ivanka Trump..
Ivanka are you out there???

How did he know you're Jewish?

So you're trading in Paris for Ivanka, eh - pimp...very pimp...

ADG

mrthumbs · 02-01-2008, 05:28 PM

were you on Dr Phil?

donkevlar · 02-01-2008, 05:35 PM

Nice one, Faverau.

Dr. Dre: What province and when is your next party and why haven't I been invited to any?

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2008, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

Nice one, Faverau.

Dr. Dre: What province and when is your next party and why haven't I been invited to any?

Quebec, we throw weekly events in many clubs in different regions... and icq me, 23606902 I'l let you know when our next special event is.

nico-t · 02-01-2008, 05:57 PM

thanks for letting us know

btw i get recognized by people i dont know too... but thats because i spoke to them during my memory outages of a night of hard liquor.

D-Money · 02-01-2008, 09:49 PM

I paid that mexican to do that to you, dumb ass!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-01-2008, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money

I paid that mexican to do that to you, dumb ass!

MexicOWNED...

ADG

CuriousToyBoy · 02-02-2008, 12:07 AM

You've always been my favorite celeb Kev.

;-)

Shoehorn! · 02-02-2008, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ernie D. Links

my son told me about youMr cannonbal.

he told me you got him laid.

Thank you he needed that

02-02-2008, 12:44 AM

So do we have to start paying for autographs soon?

ServerGenius · 02-02-2008, 01:10 AM

jesus dude you must be jerking off to yourself

Fap · 02-02-2008, 03:03 AM

Can i be a celeb like you?

V_RocKs · 02-02-2008, 03:24 AM

Can I have your babies?

I found a really good recipe for them while I was in Botswana.

Ross · 02-02-2008, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

How did he know you're Jewish?

So you're trading in Paris for Ivanka, eh - pimp...very pimp...

ADG

WOW talk about beauty meets beast.

Vendot · 02-02-2008, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

WOW talk about beauty meets beast.

Yea she looks awful....

Kbizzle Izzywizzle Doggy Shnizzle Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-02-2008, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

WOW talk about beauty meets beast.

ADG

nico-t · 02-02-2008, 06:36 AM

Anthony · 02-02-2008, 06:43 AM

I can now go around telling people I've choked out and tapped out a celebrity!

Woohhooo for me!!!

CaptainHowdy · 02-02-2008, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money

I paid that mexican to do that to you, dumb ass!

ROFL

!

Grapesoda · 02-02-2008, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Yep.

I got recognized at the Infiniti Dealership today.
It was really funny when the service guy at the dealership got done washing my car for me and says to me...

IN a deep Spanglish accent he says

"Jew look so familiar mang....are jew the guy who say you are eeeder a peemp or a ho in dat movie?"

" Hey what happened to that hot chica mang?"

It was definitely a weird feeling to know that someone other than my family or friends are watching American Cannibal on SHOWTIME.

Too bad it was some Mexican who fixed my car and not Ivanka Trump..
Ivanka are you out there???

just wait until you get caught tossing one off in a sleazy porn theater ...

Honez · 02-02-2008, 11:40 AM

I am getting your sunglasses bronzed now ;)

DaddyHalbucks · 02-02-2008, 02:19 PM

Congrats!

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TheAmericanCannibal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,086	So Today I Realized I am Officially A Celebrity Yep. I got recognized at the Infiniti Dealership today. It was really funny when the service guy at the dealership got done washing my car for me and says to me... IN a deep Spanglish accent he says "Jew look so familiar mang....are jew the guy who say you are eeeder a peemp or a ho in dat movie?" " Hey what happened to that hot chica mang?" It was definitely a weird feeling to know that someone other than my family or friends are watching American Cannibal on SHOWTIME. Too bad it was some Mexican who fixed my car and not Ivanka Trump.. Ivanka are you out there??? Last edited by TheAmericanCannibal; 02-01-2008 at 04:58 PM..

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