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Toplessgoat 02-02-2008 08:27 PM

OK I tried to stay out of this since as everyone knows I am not a trash talker!! :)

I will say that if the team with Dan, Mitch ,Dopey and Sleepy do not win then it's because they choked. Dan is a very good golfer not to mention he has the best spray tan/hi-light combo in the industry. Mitch is one of the most improved players considering he only plays 6-7 times per week. Dopey/Shahan counts an eraser as one of his 13 clubs, and then there's Sleepy/Poppy..... Well he's on steroids.

So it's on bitches bring it!!!!

Much Love :action-sm

Ycaza 02-02-2008 10:43 PM

Group 1
Sean Holland
Scott Taylor
Oystein Wright
Brad Taylor

feel bad for the taylors
hard to play a 2 man scramble though
3rd place

Group 2
Mitch Farber
Daniel Hogue
Shahan Ohanessian
Poppy

poppy winning long drive last time was a fluke,
I know this cuz the last time we played the mtn course
for a tourney, poppy was my partner and barely missed hitting me.
mitch spends too much time on cell phone.
shahans swing is all fucked up rt now.
dan top 5 candidate for long drive
2nd place.


Group 3
Stephen Bugbee
Norman Bentley
Ardy Akhavan
Dominic Rioux - Not Paid

Norman Bentley?
Ardy is hackin right now.
which dominic shows up?
Bugbee beat shahan today at moorpark!!!!!!!!!!!
5th place.

Group 4
Greg Berard
Brian Iinuma
Bruce Benevento
John Van Arnam

a lot of conflict here
as johnny V talks shit all day at bruce
because giants whip pats in SB XLII
back of the pack.

Group 5
Steven Bryson
Dan Steinberg
Bjorn Skarlen
Chuck T

Hmmm
Chuck hates scrambles.....
will the rest save him?
4th place if they do.

Group 6
Caza - William thrush
Hugo Ohira
John Dunn
Jon Berg – Paid up muhfuggahs

I fuckin love scrambles
i can win the long drive
in fact anyone on our team can
JD has the game of his life as he now understands shotgun start
has nothing to with past exploits.
Hugo!!!!!! The Man, The myth, Straight, long, can putt.
Berg, he may like the fuckin cowboys, but he is ready to shine
The Winners!!!!!!!!!!

Group 7
John Desjardinis
Christian Amico
Chris Norman

2 big hitters and the englishman that walked up a hill (to find his ball)
2 guys in the mix for long drive
7th place

Group 8
Vito Roberto
Blaise Verdi
Jim Nitz
Brian Berber

Not enough info

Group 9
CEjim - James Chirillo
Mel Basar
Rashaan Hayes – NOT PAID
Ben Lehman – NOT PAID

Rashan?
sorry, no soup for you.
back of the pack.

Group 11

Harmik Gharapetian
Scot Wallach
Jeff Southworth

jeff, a great guy
harmick has nice clubs
group will be slow while harmick puts on head covers on every club
back of the pack

Group 12

Dwayne Somers
Dustin Sparman
Tunde Bell

i love tunde
but they are not winning

Group 13

Chris Lebrun
Lange Palmer
Jason Clements

Don't be behind this crew.
back of the pack.
could luck into the putting contest prize.

WonderWoman 02-03-2008 12:22 AM

I wish I wasnt missing this one. Tunde is going to have to play for the both of us this time around.

I think I must have gone through a box of golf balls last tourney so will spare myself the frustration this time.

Good luck everyone! :)

NETbilling 02-03-2008 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ycaza (Post 13733262)
Group 1
Sean Holland
Scott Taylor
Oystein Wright
Brad Taylor

feel bad for the taylors
hard to play a 2 man scramble though
3rd place

Group 2
Mitch Farber
Daniel Hogue
Shahan Ohanessian
Poppy

poppy winning long drive last time was a fluke,
I know this cuz the last time we played the mtn course
for a tourney, poppy was my partner and barely missed hitting me.
mitch spends too much time on cell phone.
shahans swing is all fucked up rt now.
dan top 5 candidate for long drive
2nd place.


Group 3
Stephen Bugbee
Norman Bentley
Ardy Akhavan
Dominic Rioux - Not Paid

Norman Bentley?
Ardy is hackin right now.
which dominic shows up?
Bugbee beat shahan today at moorpark!!!!!!!!!!!
5th place.

Group 4
Greg Berard
Brian Iinuma
Bruce Benevento
John Van Arnam

a lot of conflict here
as johnny V talks shit all day at bruce
because giants whip pats in SB XLII
back of the pack.

Group 5
Steven Bryson
Dan Steinberg
Bjorn Skarlen
Chuck T

Hmmm
Chuck hates scrambles.....
will the rest save him?
4th place if they do.

Group 6
Caza - William thrush
Hugo Ohira
John Dunn
Jon Berg ? Paid up muhfuggahs

I fuckin love scrambles
i can win the long drive
in fact anyone on our team can
JD has the game of his life as he now understands shotgun start
has nothing to with past exploits.
Hugo!!!!!! The Man, The myth, Straight, long, can putt.
Berg, he may like the fuckin cowboys, but he is ready to shine
The Winners!!!!!!!!!!

Group 7
John Desjardinis
Christian Amico
Chris Norman

2 big hitters and the englishman that walked up a hill (to find his ball)
2 guys in the mix for long drive
7th place

Group 8
Vito Roberto
Blaise Verdi
Jim Nitz
Brian Berber

Not enough info

Group 9
CEjim - James Chirillo
Mel Basar
Rashaan Hayes ? NOT PAID
Ben Lehman ? NOT PAID

Rashan?
sorry, no soup for you.
back of the pack.

Group 11

Harmik Gharapetian
Scot Wallach
Jeff Southworth

jeff, a great guy
harmick has nice clubs
group will be slow while harmick puts on head covers on every club
back of the pack

Group 12

Dwayne Somers
Dustin Sparman
Tunde Bell

i love tunde
but they are not winning

Group 13

Chris Lebrun
Lange Palmer
Jason Clements

Don't be behind this crew.
back of the pack.
could luck into the putting contest prize.

Now that's alot of shit talking... you needed Hugo just to give yourself a chance. Are you really happy we gave him to you now?

seeric 02-03-2008 10:26 PM

i am going to win the long drive contest.

Ycaza 02-04-2008 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13736616)
i am going to win the long drive contest.

i like you Airek, but no.

seeric 02-04-2008 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ycaza (Post 13736806)
i like you Airek, but no.

shit playa, i am a pasture pool killer now.

i hit 500 balls a day now. i'm the rocket man.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp:pimp

Dan 02-04-2008 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toplessgoat (Post 13732986)
OK I tried to stay out of this since as everyone knows I am not a trash talker!! :)

I will say that if the team with Dan, Mitch ,Dopey and Sleepy do not win then it's because they choked. Dan is a very good golfer not to mention he has the best spray tan/hi-light combo in the industry. Mitch is one of the most improved players considering he only plays 6-7 times per week. Dopey/Shahan counts an eraser as one of his 13 clubs, and then there's Sleepy/Poppy..... Well he's on steroids.

So it's on bitches bring it!!!!

Much Love :action-sm

Well if You (Hugo) can take some time away trolling for lightspeed girls in your 17 year old teen magnet teenybopper car and Caz can pull himself away from the mirror long enough to play golf. You may be able to compete but you also may want to check and see if Mike Hawk is done with his golf anger management classes. No worries about Jon Berg he is too busy watching the Lolita tapes to even pay for his round much less play not that he could anyway.

Dan 02-04-2008 11:55 AM

If we lose to you guys I just may go back to doing cam shows. :)


BTW forgot the "Much Love"

Bring it


lol

NETbilling 02-04-2008 11:56 AM

ok - Adjusted list no to be changed now... VS chuck had to drop out so we have all 4somes now.

Group 1

Mitch Farber
Dan Hogue
Shahan Ohanessian
Poppy

Group 2

Stephen Bugbee
Norman Bentley
Ardy Akhavan
Dominic Rioux

Group 3

Sean Holland
Scott Taylor
Oystein Wright
Brad Taylor


Group 4

Greg Berard
Brian Iinuma
Bruce Benevento
Johnny V

Group 5

Steven Bryson
Dan Steinberg
Bjorn Skarlen
Lange Palmer

Group 6

Ycaza Thrush
Hugo Ohira
Mike Hawk
Jon Berg

Group 7

John Desjardinis
Christian Amico
Chris Norman
Adam Marpet

Group 8

Vito Roberto
Blaise Verdi
Jim Nitz
Brian Berber

Group 9

CEjim - James Chirillo
Mel Basar
Rashaan Hayes
Ben Lehman

Group 10

Spike Goldberg
Moffitt Timlake
Karen Hale
Jerry Lewis

Group 11

Harmik Gharapetian
Scot Wallach
Jeff Southworth
Jason Clements

Group 12

Dwayne Somers
Dustin Sparman
Tunde Bell
Chris Lebrun

Phoenix 02-04-2008 11:58 AM

man why am i not hitting this show again?

good luck all around boys

CyberAgeGary 02-04-2008 12:03 PM

Wish I was there to school everyone.. Oh well, Maybe next time.. I think Mitch was scared of me, because he didn't pursuade me to sign up, usually he is bugging the shit out of me to sign up.. Oh well, I will give somebody else a chance to win the longest drive contest...

NETbilling 02-04-2008 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAgeGary (Post 13738272)
Wish I was there to school everyone.. Oh well, Maybe next time.. I think Mitch was scared of me, because he didn't pursuade me to sign up, usually he is bugging the shit out of me to sign up.. Oh well, I will give somebody else a chance to win the longest drive contest...

BS - I ICQed you 3 times... wussy

thehand 02-04-2008 12:12 PM

This is going to be a lot of fun, but I missed the boat - looking forward to Phoenix :thumbsup

Jon B 02-04-2008 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamZ_Dan (Post 13738219)
Well if You (Hugo) can take some time away trolling for lightspeed girls in your 17 year old teen magnet teenybopper car and Caz can pull himself away from the mirror long enough to play golf. You may be able to compete but you also may want to check and see if Mike Hawk is done with his golf anger management classes. No worries about Jon Berg he is too busy watching the Lolita tapes to even pay for his round much less play not that he could anyway.

Dan don't tell anyone about my uhhh lo-ita tape Mitch might pull my processing :1orglaugh

NETbilling 02-04-2008 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon B (Post 13738368)
Dan don't tell anyone about my uhhh lo-ita tape Mitch might pull my processing :1orglaugh

Listening....

NETbilling 02-04-2008 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon B (Post 13738368)
Dan don't tell anyone about my uhhh lo-ita tape Mitch might pull my processing :1orglaugh

Listening....

seeric 02-04-2008 01:14 PM

Shahan will be MVP of the tourney. Dan closest to the pin. Mitch wins putting comp.

Caz longest drive.

Poppy 02-04-2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein (Post 13729632)
I think our group has an excellent chance of winning it all this time! My back is ALMOST back to normal (should be good come Tuesday) and knowing that Poppy is on the other contending team - it will be a breeze!

woot

:321GFY I love you

OY 02-04-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppy (Post 13738743)
:321GFY I love you

xoxoxo

:winkwink:

homegrownmof 02-04-2008 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetBilling (Post 13738233)

Group 10

Spike Goldberg
Moffitt Timlake
Karen Hale
Jerry Lewis

- THE Jerry Lewis?

btw Spike says he is sick, 50/50 on playing.

Can i play 2 balls?

homegrownmof 02-04-2008 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein (Post 13729632)
I think our group has an excellent chance of winning it all this time! My back is ALMOST back to normal (should be good come Tuesday) and knowing that Poppy is on the other contending team - it will be a breeze!

woot

Oy glad to hear you back is better.

Now you just have to fix your back swing

OY 02-04-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homegrownmof (Post 13738813)
Oy glad to hear you back is better.

Now you just have to fix your back swing

Heh yeah, no shit. Oh well, one back at the time :1orglaugh


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