An UGLY Punker Barbie!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

.~. · 01-31-2008, 10:57 PM

I was talking to a friend yesterday and while we were talking, two very nice looking women walked past us.
I interrupted the conversation to tell my friend that I wasn't sure why, but I thought the girl in the glasses was sexy as HELL!

As soon as I said that, I remembered that this sexy as hell girl simply reminded me of PUNKER BARBIE!!!!!! This girl was an uglier version of Punker Barbie, yet still made me freak out. Punker Barbie - YOU SEXY THING! Believe me when I tell you that you are one UNIVERSALLY SEXY HOT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! I was ready to drop my pants for the ugly version of you - which was still HOT AS HELL!!!!

YOU NEED TO LET ME MASSAGE YOUR FULL BODY TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE NICE AND LOOSE AND RELAXED!!! Being as hot as you are MUST be hard work!

Spunky · 01-31-2008, 11:01 PM

Another stalker alert

Xrated J · 01-31-2008, 11:01 PM

dude, you need help. you have a serious obsession with PB

.~. · 01-31-2008, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xratedJ

dude, you need help. you have a serious obsession with PB

WORD!

I need help kissing her on the lips and romancing her! Any help will be appreciated!

I know what to do once she wants to take the next step, but I need to convince her that taking the next step with me will be wondrous!

Thanks for any help!

Redmanthatcould · 01-31-2008, 11:11 PM

Probably your first step is sending a ton of sales to SpunkyCash

.~. · 01-31-2008, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Another stalker alert

Why do the ugly dudes on the board always yell, "STALKER!" ????

Is it because they know they can never have Punker Barbie so they don't want ANYBODY to have her?

Believe me, I've known her for a very long time and I am her type! Now, I will also admit that she is my type. I will also admit that she is probably every single normal male's type! SHE IS HOT! I'm not afraid to tell her that. I am also not afraid to kiss her lips and to whisper in her ear that she is HOT!

Ok, maybe I'll yell it!

.~. · 01-31-2008, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

Probably your first step is sending a ton of sales to SpunkyCash

Some people send flowers.

Some people send romantic notes.

I think I will send a ton of sales to SpunkyCash!

TGVinny · 01-31-2008, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by .~.

Some people send flowers.

Some people send romantic notes.

I think I will send a ton of sales to SpunkyCash!

That's a good start. I'm a personal friend of PB's, send some sales my way too and I'll tell her you said hi!

.~. · 01-31-2008, 11:30 PM

Punker Barbie likes the way I taste.

That gives me a HUGE advantage over all you disgusting slobs!

Rochard · 01-31-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xratedJ

dude, you need help. you have a serious obsession with PB

I do too, but mostly just for shits and giggles.

What's really scary is I have her cell number AND her home address.

TheSenator · 01-31-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Another stalker alert

Who is thee Punker bar bia???

Thread is useless without a photo or two

TGVinny · 02-01-2008, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I do too, but mostly just for shits and giggles.

What's really scary is I have her cell number AND her home address.

I have her number too, but I don't have the obsession.

I'll even give the number to everyone right now, 480-867-5309, her roommate Jenny might answer

RyuLion · 02-01-2008, 01:47 PM

oh, no..

Sosa · 02-01-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I do too, but mostly just for shits and giggles.

What's really scary is I have her cell number AND her home address.

and you do jager shots together if I remember correctly!

DigitalDruid · 02-01-2008, 01:50 PM

thats not nice....

Socks · 02-01-2008, 01:52 PM

Brother Bilo · 02-01-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by .~.

Why do the ugly dudes on the board always yell, "STALKER!" ????

Is it because they know they can never have Punker Barbie so they don't want ANYBODY to have her?

Believe me, I've known her for a very long time and I am her type! Now, I will also admit that she is my type. I will also admit that she is probably every single normal male's type! SHE IS HOT! I'm not afraid to tell her that. I am also not afraid to kiss her lips and to whisper in her ear that she is HOT!

Ok, maybe I'll yell it!

No I think it's because you sound creepy as fuck dude. These posts are like a creepier, online version of John Cusak holding the boombox over his head. Only instead of getting the girl, you get a restraining order.

punker barbie · 02-01-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~.

I was talking to a friend yesterday and while we were talking, two very nice looking women walked past us.
I interrupted the conversation to tell my friend that I wasn't sure why, but I thought the girl in the glasses was sexy as HELL!

As soon as I said that, I remembered that this sexy as hell girl simply reminded me of PUNKER BARBIE!!!!!! This girl was an uglier version of Punker Barbie, yet still made me freak out. Punker Barbie - YOU SEXY THING! Believe me when I tell you that you are one UNIVERSALLY SEXY HOT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! I was ready to drop my pants for the ugly version of you - which was still HOT AS HELL!!!!

YOU NEED TO LET ME MASSAGE YOUR FULL BODY TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE NICE AND LOOSE AND RELAXED!!! Being as hot as you are MUST be hard work!

i'll take this as a compliment. thank you.

nico-t · 02-01-2008, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by .~.

you are one UNIVERSALLY SEXY HOT WOMAN!!!!!

there's no debating taste, but..... ah fuck it.

digifan · 02-01-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Another stalker alert

.~. · 02-01-2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

No I think it's because you sound creepy as fuck dude. These posts are like a creepier, online version of John Cusak holding the boombox over his head. Only instead of getting the girl, you get a restraining order.

You are either REALLY UGLY or REALLY FAT (or both). No worries, I can help you with your obsession with really bad 80's movies, but the ugliness and fatness is up to you to solve.

I would never hold up a boombox over my head and play "Your Eyes" to Punky Baby! That is PSYCHO!

Now, I have gone to her house and plugged in a microphone and an amp and sang songs to her. That is ROMANTIC!

I sang my heart out! I sang songs like, "Invisible Touch" - Genisis, and "She Bop" - Cyndi Lauper , and "I want to Know What Love Is" - Foreigner.

I could sense that Punker Barbie was putty in my hands even though she never unlocked her door.

01-31-2008, 10:57 PM	#1
.~. So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 396	An UGLY Punker Barbie!!!!! I was talking to a friend yesterday and while we were talking, two very nice looking women walked past us. I interrupted the conversation to tell my friend that I wasn't sure why, but I thought the girl in the glasses was sexy as HELL! As soon as I said that, I remembered that this sexy as hell girl simply reminded me of PUNKER BARBIE!!!!!! This girl was an uglier version of Punker Barbie, yet still made me freak out. Punker Barbie - YOU SEXY THING! Believe me when I tell you that you are one UNIVERSALLY SEXY HOT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! I was ready to drop my pants for the ugly version of you - which was still HOT AS HELL!!!! YOU NEED TO LET ME MASSAGE YOUR FULL BODY TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE NICE AND LOOSE AND RELAXED!!! Being as hot as you are MUST be hard work!

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