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01-30-2008, 02:00 PM
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Hillary Joke
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick on his face. 'What happened to you?' asked Hillary 'Well,' the driver replied, 'The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me'. 'Oh NO, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary. The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton 's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.
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01-30-2008, 02:25 PM
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01-30-2008, 02:29 PM
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lollll funny
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01-30-2008, 02:30 PM
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Nice, thats pretty funny.
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01-30-2008, 02:33 PM
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01-30-2008, 02:36 PM
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lol......
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01-30-2008, 02:40 PM
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Best joke I have seen this year. that it a keeper.
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01-30-2008, 03:28 PM
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hhaha... nice!
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01-30-2008, 03:46 PM
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01-30-2008, 03:55 PM
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01-30-2008, 05:09 PM
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01-30-2008, 05:13 PM
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We need more hillary jokes..
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01-30-2008, 05:40 PM
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ayahahahhahahahha
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01-30-2008, 06:05 PM
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hahahaha that was funny
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01-30-2008, 06:34 PM
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Hahahahahah....that was good
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01-30-2008, 07:13 PM
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Good stuff
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