Random ICQ Conversation - I had some Fun - God Meets Porn

[Big_D]

Ok, so I am sitting here working away, next thing I know, I get a random add on icq and here is the conversation.

cheerful_lady ‎(7:43 PM):
Hello, how is the weather there? Here in Alabama it is nice and sunny but cold. wanted to just say hi, am new to this so have a great day. Linda
Big_D ‎(8:06 PM):
um ok thanks
cheerful_lady ‎(8:08 PM):
so sorry didn't know you had returned a message
Big_D ‎(8:08 PM):
bama eh? ive been there a few times
cheerful_lady ‎(8:08 PM):
new to this
cheerful_lady ‎(8:09 PM):
love it here
Big_D ‎(8:09 PM):
too humid for my blood
right now im in romania on business
real cold here
cheerful_lady ‎(8:09 PM):
I can imagine,
cheerful_lady ‎(8:11 PM):
but I love the heat
can't wait for Spring to arrive
Big_D ‎(8:11 PM):
so how old are ya?
cheerful_lady ‎(8:11 PM):
hate to tell ya
but I am 55
loveing it
Big_D ‎(8:11 PM):
my mom is 58 (-:
Big_D ‎(8:12 PM):
im 24, will be 25 on march 8th
cheerful_lady ‎(8:12 PM):
o' you have my brothers b-day
Big_D ‎(8:12 PM):
Haha I bet he is a lot older than me
cheerful_lady ‎(8:13 PM):
your a good sport to talk to me
thank you
cheerful_lady ‎(8:15 PM):
none of my bus. I know
Big_D ‎(8:16 PM):
hey its no prob
ill talk to anyone, marketing is my job
not sure you would approve of what i market tho (-:
cheerful_lady ‎(8:16 PM):
try me
Big_D ‎(8:16 PM):
I sell hardcore porn on the internet
cheerful_lady ‎(8:16 PM):
your right
Big_D ‎(8:16 PM):
(-:
niether does my mother
Big_D ‎(8:17 PM):
and its taken me around the world before i hit my first quarter of a century, porn is the fuckin shit!
cheerful_lady ‎(8:17 PM):
I use to work at a condom factory so we may a little in common
never know
Big_D ‎(8:18 PM):
well, hardcore, i mean really hardcore
cheerful_lady ‎(8:18 PM):
I understand
Big_D ‎(8:18 PM):
the niches i work in are bareback, creampies, ass to mouth, and a lot of other really rotten stuff
but, it sells
cheerful_lady ‎(8:18 PM):
are you rich yet?
Big_D ‎(8:19 PM):
Not rich yet, but I have been to Thailand and nailed about 250 whores there, I have asian fever and man, I cant shake it
cheerful_lady ‎(8:20 PM):
just hope your happy with that. But your right I am the opposite. you'd be surprised at what I'm into
Big_D ‎(8:21 PM):
lol
cheerful_lady ‎(8:21 PM):
got your attention now?
cheerful_lady ‎(8:22 PM):
let me tell you what I do ok
Big_D ‎(8:23 PM):
sure
shoot
cheerful_lady ‎(8:25 PM):
I'm a bible toting mama, that have been saved from sin, healed by the hand of God from Cancer cant speak out loud and proud to be called a Christian. I have some very important jobs in our Church, I am Sunday School Secretary, Piano player, Social Committee, Bulletin maker sign maker person. that is proud to be saved By God's Grace.
cheerful_lady ‎(8:26 PM):
Poor as a snake, don't have a penny to my name but happy as I can be to know where my future lays and is and glad to know that I will be making my future home in heaven one day'
And that is ME
cheerful_lady ‎(8:27 PM):
Hope I didn't upset you
Big_D ‎(8:27 PM):
Nah you didn?t upset me. Your into god, im into fucky fucky sucky sucky. Yeah I am a Christian, and I know what I do is pretty fucked up in God?s eyes, but as long as I repent before I die, I know im good.
cheerful_lady ‎(8:28 PM):
Look we may be different, but we can still talk and be friends, so you don?t have to be so rude.
Big_D ‎(8:28 PM):
Sure we can talk, and im not being rude, I am just a dirty motherfucker, and you should respect that like I respect your devotion.
cheerful_lady ‎(8:28 PM):
i am white by the way
Big_D ‎(8:28 PM):
so am I, what the hell does that have to do with anything?
cheerful_lady ‎(8:28 PM):
wow, you just got really rude, I am leaving
Big_D ‎(8:28 PM):
not that it matters
cheerful_lady ‎(8:29 PM):
god loves you just as much as he loves me, I hope you realize that and move to the light
Big_D ‎(8:29 PM):
www.misguidedmedia.com/boards/bigdnronj.jpg

cheerful_lady ‎(8:29 PM):
he is no respecter of persons
Big_D ‎(8:29 PM):
if you click that you will see a pic of me, and someone else you might recognize before you quit masturbating and picked up the bible. I?m done talking have a nice day.

[The Heron]

That was odd

[TroubleTonya]

That is awesome!

[st0ned]

Odd for sure, now get back to work!

[Big_D]

Originally Posted by st0ned

Odd for sure, now get back to work!

dont make me mushroom stamp you with the ink being a period

[papill0n]

god loves you just as much as he loves me, I hope you realize that and move to the light